Father of the Bride Quotes

The Banks Family Tommy (son)

The Banks Family Ellie (wife)

Stanley T. Banks I would like to say a few words about weddings. I've just been through one. Not my own. My daughter's. Someday in the far future I may be able to remember it with tender indulgence, but not now. I always used to think that marriages were a simple affair. Boy meets girl. Fall in love. They get married. Have babies. Eventually the babies grow up and meet other babies. They fall in love. Get married. Have babies. And so on and on and on. Looked at that way, it's not only simple, it's downright monotonous. But I was wrong. I figured without the wedding.

The Banks Family Buckley Dunstan (son-in-law)

The Banks Family Kay (daughter)

Taglines The Bride gets the THRILLS! Father gets the BILLS!

Stanley T. Banks Right then I knew we'd lost her. She'll always love us of course, but not in the old way. From now on her love will be handed out like a farmer's wife tossing scraps to the family rooster.

Ben Banks Can't be June. I've got my final. Why not May?

Ellie Banks May's too early.

Tommy Banks July's out. I'm going to camp.

Kay Banks This isn't a kids party. It's my wedding and my friends.

Stanley T. Banks Ellie, what did you mean by?

Kay Banks No one has to raise a finger. When the time comes, I'll do everything. And I mean everything.

Ellie Banks I can imagine that.

Ben Banks I'm not going.

Kay Banks Listen! I don't care if you come or not!