Fired Up! (2009) - Quotes

Spring Excitement Awaits You

Taglines: Get Fired Up this Spring

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Two Guys, Three Hundred Girls Challenge

Taglines: 2 Guys. 300 Girls. You Do the Math.

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Cheer Camp Good Luck Wishes

Nick Brady: Hey, Carly !

Carly: Yeah, I know. It's the most beautiful name you've ever heard, my eyes look like forever and you love every bone in my body, especially yours.

Nick Brady: No, but that's a good one. Do you mind if I use it?

Shawn Colfax: No. No lines. We just wanted to wish you good luck in the cheer camp.

Carly: Guys, I know your game. No girl left unturned.

Shawn Colfax: What ?!

Nick Brady: How dare you ?!

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Betting on Coach's Language at Camp

Nick Brady: Let's bet how many times he says shit'. I say seven.

Shawn Colfax: No way. Ten.

Nick Brady, Shawn Colfax: Hey coach!

Coach Byrnes: You shitheads think you're the shit? That you don't need to pay attention out there? I'll kick the shit outta ya! You pumped for football camp?

Shawn Colfax: Eh, I guess so.

Nick Brady: Yeah, two weeks without girls. Who wouldn't be pumped?

Coach Byrnes: Don't mess with me shitdick! I'm gonna push ya like you've never been pushed before. Your muscles will ache, your head will throb. You're gonna shit blood out of holes you never knew you had.

Nick Brady: Well at least we're gonna be in Daytona Beach.

Coach Byrnes: No no. They changed it up this year. Camp's gonna be in El Paso, Texas. Hotter than your shithole. We're gonna get you shits conditioned! Bus leaves Monday at o shithundred hours.

Nick Brady: Which is...?

Coach Byrnes: 4:45 am.

Nick Brady: Of course.

Shawn Colfax: As usual.

Nick Brady: Mhmm.

Coach Byrnes: Skip your morning shit and get down there.

Nick Brady: Ten shits'. You win. How do you always know?

Shawn Colfax: It's a gift. I'm not proud of it.

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Misunderstandings and Name-Calling in Cheerleading

Carly: I know at the beginning I might've been a little against you two joining the squad.

Shawn Colfax: I believe you called us godless douche-monsters.

Carly: Actually, it was heartless boob- grabbers'.

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Spelling Out Enthusiasm in Cheerleading

Coach Keith: [yelling] How do you spell fired up'?

Cheerleaders: F! U!

Shawn Colfax: Not really...

Nick Brady: Uh-uh.

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Sibling Dynamics and Unspoken Tensions

Shawn Colfax: Hiya sis!

Poppy: Why am I looking at you? Speak!

Nick Brady: Poppy, you're getting so big now! How old are you?

Poppy: I'm 60. Can we get past the small talk? The only time you and my brother come to see me is when you need something. What? Skin mags? Mike's Hard Lemonade? Another ride to the clinic?

Nick Brady: [appalled] Poppy!

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Unwanted Attention in a Conversation

Nick Brady: What are you doing later?

Diora: Not you.

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Misinterpreting a Bus Crash Situation

Nick Brady: I think our bus crashed and we're in heaven.

Shawn Colfax: No, we would've heard We are crashing, we we are crashing'.

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Honesty Over Deception in Relationships

Poppy: You can piss on my face, just don't tell me it's raining.

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Tongue Twisters and Political Names

Brewster: Red leather, yellow leather,red leather, yellow leather;Unique New York,unique New York; Barack Barack Barack Obama.

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The World is Flat According to Brewster

Brewster: I tell ya what, your jobs aren't just going over there, sailor. Some of us are coming over here. The world is flat like a son of a bitch.

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Brewster's Surreal List of Tasks

Brewster: Paint the fence. Cutting the cake. Hangman's noose. Hangman's noose!

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Footwear Advice for Different Occasions

Brewster: That was for the Crocs. You're not an old lady gardening or a baby on the beach. Okay? Now put on some shoes, you're embarrassing yourself.

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Identity and Masculinity in Brewster's Confession

Brewster: I'm Brewster. (whispers)Not my real name. My parents named me Jack. Jack - so strong, so masculine. We get it! You wanted a boy! Ma name's Jack! I punch bad guys and I kiss girls.

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Struggling with a challenge

Nick Brady: Why can't I crack this? Dammit!

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Confidence in Winning Despite Distractions

Nick Brady: I could have one in my mouth and two in each hands and still win the straight award !

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Struggling with Sexual Identity and Stereotypes

Nick Brady: Shut up! I'm too straight to be gay!

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Request for Identification

Nick Brady: (repeated line) Name, gimme a name.

Departure from Cheer Camp

Nick Brady: Kiss kiss, bang bang, bye bye. Cheer Camp. We are leaving, we are leaving. We are leaving.

A Shocking Revelation About Family and Identity

Nick Brady: So not only do I find out yesterday I'm adopted, the people I've been calling mom and dad are actually infertile impostors who bought me outside of a meth clinic in Cincinnati for two boxes of Sudafed, but I also get this news dropped on me: my birth father, Bruce, he needs a kidney and I'm the only match! And apparently Bruce needs it stat. Mhm, you need it stat, Bruce? Huh? Well maybe I needed a father stat, instead of this stay-at-home-dad who showers me with love every day of my life this goddamn spermless liar! So now I gotta be at Kaiser Permanente tomorrow at 6:00 am. I know, Bruce couldn't even afford a real hospital. Managed care. It's ironic, huh? He never managed to care for me.

Questioning the Routine's Communication Style

Nick Brady: We're doing a lot of talking during the routine. I'm new but, this seems like a lot of talking during the routine.

The Uniqueness of Human Deception

Nick Brady: Humans are the only species that can lie, except for maybe chameleons. Oh, and possums, they play dead.

Thinking Outside the Box

Nick Brady: Look at that, huh? We're all here thinking inside the box, and you're outside of it, playing a little game of What If. Gorgeous and brilliant, the triple threat.

Advice on Personal and Professional Boundaries

Nick Brady: Do not poop where you eat, remember? That's why they're no restaurants called The Bathroom'.

Questioning Olive Garden's Social Atmosphere

Nick Brady: Bottomless breadsticks only keep you at the Olive Garden for so long, until at some point you look up and say Why the hell am I at the Olive Garden with all these fat people?