28 quotes
Misunderstanding Over a MacBook Pro
Neil
MacBook Po.
Campbell
I'm sorry, what?
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Teachers Should Not Engage in Fights
Campbell
Teachers don't fight!
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Frustration Expressed in Repetitive Exclamations
Campbell
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!
[annoying Mehar]
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Encouragement for Aggression in Conflict
Ms. Monet
Fucking kill him! Fucking destroy him!
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Coach Crawford's Instruction in Fist Fight
Coach Crawford
Give him 85%! Right in the Flintstone!
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The Complexity of Communication and Statements
Campbell
Look, we can get caught up in the whole statement game. Who said what and what they meant by what they said, and what words mean when people say them, and, you know, who's making a statement and what the statement means, and whose statement has something to do with something that someone else says. And, see, statements get... You know? And then...
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Coach Crawford's Frustration with Appearance
Coach Crawford
This shit is getting serious! I look like a fucking minion!
[in yellow paint]
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Challenge to a Fight Acknowledged
Ms. Monet
I heard you challenged Mr. Campbell to a fist fight.
[to Strickland]
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A Question of Identity and Comparison
Coach Crawford
What are you, Seabiscuit?
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Frustration Expressed in Strong Language
Campbell
Motherfucking little motherfucking sons of bitches!
[covered in blue paint]
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Confrontation Over Coffee Preferences
Strickland
Where are you at, light roast?
[to Campbell]
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Consequences of Actions in Fist Fight
Strickland
Actions have consequences.
[repeated line]
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Confrontation on the Baseball Field
Campbell
You like baseball, Strickland?! Batter up, bitch!
[runs up to a baseball bat]
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Confrontation and Retaliation in the Workplace
Campbell
I'm fucking done with this shit! Strickland wants to fuck with me? Campbell's going to fuck right back!
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Confrontation in a tense school environment
Ally
Bully this, bitch!
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Unexpected Realizations in Unusual Situations
Campbell
Something occurred to me as I was being dragged down a flight of stairs by a horse on meth!
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Scheduled Confrontation at Three O'Clock
Strickland
I'll see you at 3:00!
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Confrontation Over Job Status Among Teachers
Campbell
Teachers can't fight!
Strickland
We're gonna handle our differences like real men.
Campbell
What differences?
Strickland
You got a job and I don't! That's the fucking difference!
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Confrontation Leads to an Upcoming Fight
Strickland
I'm gonna fight you!
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Rejection of Authority in Fist Fight
Strickland
Fuck the police.
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Unexpected Fishing Catch in Conversation
Superintendent Johnson
I caught a halibut.
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Confrontation Results in Unexpected Defeat
Strickland
You got knocked the fuck out.
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Frustration Over Technology Disruption
Strickland
You think this is funny? Messing with the TV with your goddamn computer telephone?
[to a student]
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Consequences of Betrayal in School Culture
Strickland
Snitches get stitches.
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Confrontation in the Schoolyard
Strickland
I can't wait to fuck you up.
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Unexpected Metaphor in a Tense Moment
Coach Crawford
He's gonna knock the sex out of you!
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Observation of the Unusual Fields
Holly
There's something weird about those fields.
[from red band trailer, seeing vulgar sign at the fields]
Coach Crawford
We're staring at a giant dick.
Holly
Yeah.
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Budget Concerns and Technology in Education
Strickland
What the fuck is this? Is this a practical joke?
[from red-band trailer]
Coach Crawford
Oh, shit.
Strickland
Don't have money for books. We got money for this new fucking...
Campbell
All you got to do is put in your order and it does the rest.
Strickland
Coffee.
[to machine]
Coach Crawford
You're going to fuck that coffee machine up.
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