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"When there's more trouble than one man can handle...there's more than one man for the job."

PG 1989 · 1h 35m
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Fletch Lives
Nostalgia and Basketball in Fletch Lives
Fletch It's a championship Laker watch.
Cindy Mae Oh, are you a Laker?
Fletch I used to date one - only thing I have to remember him by.
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Fletch's Take on Louisiana's State Nickname
Fletch I believe Louisiana is the Pelican State.
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The Utility of Mr. Underhill's Credit Card
Fletch (narrating) Over the years, I found Mr. Underhill's credit card to be a useful tool, much like Underhill himself.
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Desire for Technology and Guidance
Fletch (narrating) All I needed now was a computer. And a ten year old kid to teach me how to use it.
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A Dead End at the Morgue
Fletch (narrating) The morgue proved to be a dead end. But I guess it is for most people.
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Humorous Confession of Minor Sins
Jimmy Lee Farnsworth Erwin, admit that you are a sinner.
Fletch Uh. Well, I've sinned. I didn't take any Polaroids or anything. But, yeah, I've sinned.
Jimmy Lee Farnsworth The Lord forgives ya!
Fletch Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. Amen. What? Other sins? Uh, I parked in a handicap spot on my way up here. Actually, on a handicapped person. I told him I'd be back in five minutes, so that's not such a big deal.
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Humorous Take on Borrowed Personal Items
Fletch I borrowed your toothbrush. I would have used your razor but it looks like you've been doing some gardening with it.
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Admission of Wrongdoing and Self-Perception
Fletch It takes a big man to admit when he's wrong. I am NOT a big man.
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A Lightning Strike Changes Everything for Fletch
Fletch I was on my gazebo, on the roof, making some repairs, and I was struck by lightning...and I've had migraine headaches and blurred vision ever since then but praise the Lord that was my lucky day because ever since then, I've had the healing power. Amen, God bless you. Thank you very much. Good night. Yes? What happened? Yes?
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Fletch Reflects on Becky’s Good Nature
Fletch Becky was a good girl and didn't need to be spanked... dammit.
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A Humorous Take on Reproduction
Fletch They multiply by masturbation.
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Identity Confusion in a Strange Encounter
Fletch Name's Ed... Ed Harley.
Joe Jack Ed... you sure you're in the right place?
Fletch I think so!
Joe Jack (mocking) Think so!
Joe Jack Ed...
Joe Jack What are you doing in here?
Fletch I'll give you a hint... Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
Fletch You don't get it?
Joe Jack (grabs Fletch) No, Ed... you're the one that doesn't get it.
Fletch Ed HARLEY. Harley-Davidson Motorcycles!
Joe Jack (shocked) You own the company?
Fletch Well, my granddaddy started it, then my Daddy screwed Davidson out of his half, and now I own the whole thing.
Joe Jack (really shocked) Harley-Davidson, no shit?
Fletch No shit!
Joe Jack (smiling broadly) Hey, everybody! Ed the Third here owns Harley-Davidson! We're the Nazis from Natchez!
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Fletch's Rejection of Unwanted Visitors
Fletch Scum! Scum! Scum! Go back to where you're from!
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Name Mention in Fletch Lives
Fletch Bobby Lee. Bobby Lee Schwartz.
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A Request for Assistance
Fletch What can I do to y- for you?
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Discussion on Toxic Waste Locations
Fletch What do you mean, toxic waste?
Frank Well, it's some special stuff. There's only eleven places in the country that makes this shit.
Fletch Where?... Frank, just give me the ones that aren't in New Jersey.
Frank Uh, there's only one.
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Concerns About Rapid Wall Deterioration
Fletch These walls are deplaning at an alarming rate!
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Fletch Reflects on Financial Mismanagement
Fletch I've been foolishly squandering my salary on food and heat.
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Fletch Reflects on a Cozy Return
Fletch (narrating) When I got back, there was a cozy fire in the fireplace...and on the roof, and on the porch. It was great.
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Judging Character Beyond Family Ties
Fletch (narrating) The Reverend Farnsworth was Becky's father, but I wasn't going to hold that against her. If I was going to hold anything against her, it wouldn't be her father.
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Fletch's Discomfort with Guns
Fletch (narrating) I never liked guns, especially when they're pointed at me.
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Introduction of Calculus Entropy to the Fletchers
Calculus Entropy How do you do? I be Calculus Entropy, you be Mr. and Mrs. Fletcher?
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Unexpected News Sparks Gratitude and Skepticism
Man on Computer Who are you?
Fletch Hello, I'm Peter Lemon-Jello and they told me to tell you your house is on fire.
Man on Computer Thank you!! Good bless you!!
Fletch (to himself) Thank you for believing this shit!
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Guest Healer Introduction in Fletch Lives
Fletch Announcer: Let's welcome our guest healer Mr. Claude Henry Smoot.
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Unexpected Turbulence and a Parachuting Pilot
Cindy Mae (Turbulence) Oh Lord, what was that?
Fletch We just clipped a Piper Cub. Pilot's okay, I just saw him parachuting.
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Change in the KKK's Presence
Fletch KKK Leader: Folks ain't home. Cross won't burn. Hell, it ain't like it used to be.
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Misunderstanding Beaujolais as a Drug
Sheriff Was y'all usin any kinna drugs you brought in from Califor'ny by any chance?
Fletch Just some beaujolais.
Sheriff Beaujolais?
Fletch It's a very popular drug. Made from grapes.
Sheriff Well, I see you just wanna make it hard on everybody ... maybe you'd feel better after some time in tha Tank. Y'all come.
Fletch All of us?
Sheriff Just you.
Fletch What's the charge?
Sheriff Pissin me off.
Fletch Is that a felony or a misdemeanor?
Sheriff That's it!
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Flirting and Rejection at In N Out
Fletch (flirting) Hey Betty, how about lunch at the In N Out Burger?
Betty Dilworth (disgusted) No.
Fletch Okay, forget the burger, how about just the In N Out?
Fletch OK, how about just the In?
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A Comment on Eye Makeup Choices
Fletch You shouldn't wear so much eye shadow. It makes you look cheap.
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Fletch on Solving a Simple Mystery
Fletch (narrating) Figuring out that the guy who dropped my watch in the swamp was the same guy who stole it at the morgue didn't take Sherlock Holmes... Larry Holmes could've figured that one out.
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A Comedic Exchange of Identity and Address
Doorman Name?
Fletch Ah...Irwin M Fletcher. Irwin Mahatma Fletcher.
Doorman Address?
Fletch 7.
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