Eddie Gator Expresses His Itchiness
Eddie Gator:
Augh...! I'm itchy... I itch...!
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Threatening Humor in a Prank Situation
Eddie Gator: [On the phone with Carter.]
What, are you, like, pranking me? M gonna be real funny when I karate prank your fucking face!
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Eddie Gator's Unusual Towel Observation
Eddie Gator:
Bridget! This towel is weird!
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Concern Over Wet Karate Gi
Eddie Gator: [To Gabrielle.]
You're-- getting my karate gi wet!
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Questioning Identity and Perception
Gabrielle Winters:
But come on, Kaufman! Who the hell DOESN'T look and sound like you?
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Confidence in Personal Judgment
Gabrielle Winters:
I mean, i got it mostly right, right? I mean, it sounds right, it feels right, FUCK, it IS right!
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Consequences of Noble Acts in Tragic Events
Gabrielle Winters:
Charles noble acts, however, had naughty results. And nastier results for Wendy, because as we know, in the end, she cradled her dead hubby, all because some karate novice in a karate gi, with a green karate belt killed him, and then stood there deliriously unsure how he executed a man he never even knew.
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Contemplating Probabilities and Past Events
Gabrielle Winters:
And let's not forget what probalistically happened... to the Covners. Wendy... Charles... Who, as we remember inductively, were driving their car, but to where?
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Struggling with Unfinished Feelings
Gabrielle Winters:
Confused? Oh, fuck! I didn't end it right!
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Questioning an Unfamiliar Sound
Gabrielle Winters: [Alone, driving her car.]
What the fuck's that? ...Anybody heard it?
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Recognition of Ownership in Memory
Gabrielle Winters:
I knew we owned a blue car!
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False Leads and Misleading Clues
Gabrielle Winters:
The envelope? It turned out to be a false lead, a red... herring.
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Urgent Request for Proof of Existence
Gabrielle Winters:
Lucy! You better not be fucking around. I mean it. I need you to get on the phone... with your mom... prove to her that you exist, that you're good in English, that I'm tutoring, and we're fine! Now! I need you to get on the phone now!
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Staying Calm in Uncertain Situations
Gabrielle Winters: [To Lucy's parents.]
There's no reason to overreactivate. Lucy's in the shower, you can count on me!
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Frustration in a Game of Hide and Seek
Gabrielle Winters:
Six... five... three... two... Oh, I've had enough of this shit. Come out, come out, wherever you are!
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Paid Help for Personal Growth
Gabrielle Winters: [To Lucy.; [help]
Your mother pays me to help you because I'm quantified to ] you.
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Emphasizing Important Details Over Irrelevant Information
Gabrielle Winters:
I... don't know the relative details, only the ones that matter.
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Dealing with Unattainable Farewells
Gabrielle Winters: [About Lucy.]
She's probably definitely sad because she can't go to the funeral.
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Car Theft and Tardiness Confession
Gabrielle Winters: [To Mary.]
And, uh... my roommate stole my car, or... I lost it, I don't know, but... all I know is I'm later than fuck.
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Unlikely Overnight Stay Proposal
Gabrielle Winters:
What do you mean, overnight? Like... stay over the night? Probably... no, not probably gonna happen. No way. No!
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Struggling with personal boundaries and responsibilities
Gabrielle Winters:
Getting back to me, my feelings are these: Logicalistically... I can't babysit anymore!
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A Tutor's Reluctance to Babysit
Gabrielle Winters: [Scoffs.]
Babysit? You're joking. No. No! I'm a tutor, I don't... I don't even look like a babysitter anymore.
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Perception and Insight in Everyday Life
Gabrielle Winters: [About the location of her car keys.; Turns to look to the living room]
I have 20/20 on these things. And things tell me... ...that they're behind the couch.
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Questioning the Complexity of Simple Logic
Gabrielle Winters: [At Bridget's suggestion that her car keys may be in her room, in her desk.; Scoffs.]
No, wait. That was, like, simple logic, it would never be that easy! Desk... What do I look like, a fucking paraplegic?
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Exaggeration of a fever's severity
Gabrielle Winters: [To Eddie.]
You have a temperature of at least three or four hundred!
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Perception of Truth and Belief
Gabrielle Winters: [To Mary.]
See... logicalistically... I can tell from your eyes that you're lying. How does that make you and Jesus feel?
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The Art of Authentic Storytelling
Gabrielle Winters:
You have to tell it in a certain way, so that it sounds right... so it sounds realistical.
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Beginning with the Past
Gabrielle Winters:
If you want it told right... about me, the girl I lost that night... with all the facts, and all the drama... then the beginning's where I'll start.
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Scar from a painful experience
Gabrielle Winters: [To Lucy, lifting up her shirt to expose her abdomen.]
This one right here is a scar from when a piece of glass cut right into me. Inside me, it went right inside me, it cut inside me, right inside the baby.
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A Caregiver's Casual Confession of Loss
Gabrielle Winters: [[people]
I lost the girl I was babysitting... technically, of course. But it doesn't really matter... I mean, fuck it, ] lose their kids all the time, right?
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