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Consequences of Noble Acts in Tragic Events
Gabrielle Winters
Charles noble acts, however, had naughty results. And nastier results for Wendy, because as we know, in the end, she cradled her dead hubby, all because some karate novice in a karate gi, with a green karate belt killed him, and then stood there deliriously unsure how he executed a man he never even knew.
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Urgent Request for Proof of Existence
Gabrielle Winters
Lucy! You better not be fucking around. I mean it. I need you to get on the phone... with your mom... prove to her that you exist, that you're good in English, that I'm tutoring, and we're fine! Now! I need you to get on the phone now!
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Questioning the Complexity of Simple Logic
Gabrielle Winters
No, wait. That was, like, simple logic, it would never be that easy! Desk... What do I look like, a fucking paraplegic?
[At Bridget's suggestion that her car keys may be in her room, in her desk.; Scoffs.]
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Perception and Insight in Everyday Life
Gabrielle Winters
I have 20/20 on these things. And things tell me... ...that they're behind the couch.
[About the location of her car keys.; Turns to look to the living room]
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Frustration in a Game of Hide and Seek
Gabrielle Winters
Six... five... three... two... Oh, I've had enough of this shit. Come out, come out, wherever you are!
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Eddie Gator Expresses His Itchiness
Eddie Gator
Augh...! I'm itchy... I itch...!
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Confidence in Personal Judgment
Gabrielle Winters
I mean, i got it mostly right, right? I mean, it sounds right, it feels right, FUCK, it IS right!
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The Art of Authentic Storytelling
Gabrielle Winters
You have to tell it in a certain way, so that it sounds right... so it sounds realistical.
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Struggling with personal boundaries and responsibilities
Gabrielle Winters
Getting back to me, my feelings are these: Logicalistically... I can't babysit anymore!
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Threatening Humor in a Prank Situation
Eddie Gator
What, are you, like, pranking me? M gonna be real funny when I karate prank your fucking face!
[On the phone with Carter.]
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Scar from a painful experience
Gabrielle Winters
This one right here is a scar from when a piece of glass cut right into me. Inside me, it went right inside me, it cut inside me, right inside the baby.
[To Lucy, lifting up her shirt to expose her abdomen.]
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Car Theft and Tardiness Confession
Gabrielle Winters
And, uh... my roommate stole my car, or... I lost it, I don't know, but... all I know is I'm later than fuck.
[To Mary.]
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Exaggeration of a fever's severity
Gabrielle Winters
You have a temperature of at least three or four hundred!
[To Eddie.]
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Eddie Gator's Unusual Towel Observation
Eddie Gator
Bridget! This towel is weird!
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Paid Help for Personal Growth
Gabrielle Winters
Your mother pays me to help you because I'm quantified to ] you.
[To Lucy.; [help]
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Recognition of Ownership in Memory
Gabrielle Winters
I knew we owned a blue car!
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Concern Over Wet Karate Gi
Eddie Gator
You're-- getting my karate gi wet!
[To Gabrielle.]
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Dealing with Unattainable Farewells
Gabrielle Winters
She's probably definitely sad because she can't go to the funeral.
[About Lucy.]
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Questioning Identity and Perception
Gabrielle Winters
But come on, Kaufman! Who the hell DOESN'T look and sound like you?
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Beginning with the Past
Gabrielle Winters
If you want it told right... about me, the girl I lost that night... with all the facts, and all the drama... then the beginning's where I'll start.
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False Leads and Misleading Clues
Gabrielle Winters
The envelope? It turned out to be a false lead, a red... herring.
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Emphasizing Important Details Over Irrelevant Information
Gabrielle Winters
I... don't know the relative details, only the ones that matter.
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Struggling with Unfinished Feelings
Gabrielle Winters
Confused? Oh, fuck! I didn't end it right!
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A Tutor's Reluctance to Babysit
Gabrielle Winters
Babysit? You're joking. No. No! I'm a tutor, I don't... I don't even look like a babysitter anymore.
[Scoffs.]
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Questioning an Unfamiliar Sound
Gabrielle Winters
What the fuck's that? ...Anybody heard it?
[Alone, driving her car.]
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A Caregiver's Casual Confession of Loss
Gabrielle Winters
I lost the girl I was babysitting... technically, of course. But it doesn't really matter... I mean, fuck it, ] lose their kids all the time, right?
[[people]
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Perception of Truth and Belief
Gabrielle Winters
See... logicalistically... I can tell from your eyes that you're lying. How does that make you and Jesus feel?
[To Mary.]
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Contemplating Probabilities and Past Events
Gabrielle Winters
And let's not forget what probalistically happened... to the Covners. Wendy... Charles... Who, as we remember inductively, were driving their car, but to where?
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Staying Calm in Uncertain Situations
Gabrielle Winters
There's no reason to overreactivate. Lucy's in the shower, you can count on me!
[To Lucy's parents.]
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Unlikely Overnight Stay Proposal
Gabrielle Winters
What do you mean, overnight? Like... stay over the night? Probably... no, not probably gonna happen. No way. No!
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