Catch It If You Can
Taglines:
Catch it if you can!
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Understanding the Concept of Flubber
Taglines:
What is flubber?
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The Essence of Imagination and Innovation
Taglines:
The stuff dreams are made of.
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Weebette's Concerns About Flubber's Behavior
Weebette: [to Sara; to Flubber]
Mom. Mom. Flubber's gone. Get back here!
Weebette:
When we get to the hotel, I don't care what you say. I'm not sharing a room with him. Look at him. He's gross. He bounces all the time. He squeaks. He phase-shifts. I mean, he's a quasi-plasmoid. If it's hot in Hawaii, I hope he melts.
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Suspicion Surrounds Brainard's Involvement
Chester Hoenicker:
Brainard had something to do with this.
Wesson:
I-It's the same stuff we saw the other night, over at his house.
Chester Hoenicker:
(sarcastically) Right.
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Struggles of Love and Understanding
Weebo:
Um, Professor? Why the long face?
Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard:
I think you know why.
Weebo: [Showing a picture of Sara]
Maybe a Sara issue?
Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard: [[emotion; [passion; Weebo records Phillip Brainard on her display screen; [Truth; [love]
Wish I understood human beings. Wish I understood women. Wish I understood ]s and ]s. Wish I understood any of that. If I did, I woudn't have had to spend my entire life in a laboratory trying to figure out how the world works. I would've been out in the world trying to figure out why it works. I know I love her, Weebo. Every neuron in my limbic system is saturated with phenylethylamine. That triggers euphoria, elation, exhilaration. ] is, Weebo, I'm not absent-minded because I'm selfish, crazy, or inconsiderate. I'm absent-minded because I'm in ] with Sara.
Weebo:
Oh, Professor.
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Flubber's Role in the Basketball Game
Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard:
Weebo--I've solved all our problems!
Weebo: [showing an image of Dumbo on her display screen]
I'm all ears.
Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard:
Flubber is going to the basketball game.
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Business Deal and Lighthearted Banter
Chester Hoenicker:
You came to repay your loan?
Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard:
No.
Chester Hoenicker:
I know you didn't. I was just having a little fun.
Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard:
I'm here to sell you the Flubber.
Chester Hoenicker:
You been to your house recently?
Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard:
Yes.
Chester Hoenicker:
Do I really need to buy it?
Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard:
Flubber's a very quixotic substance. It's very difficult to handle. Have you tried to do anything with it?
Chester Hoenicker:
My man are working on it. It won't be a problem.
Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard:
Well, I could make it a lot easier for you. If you give us a 30 day extension on the loan, I'll tell you everything I know... and make you a great deal on Flubber.
Chester Hoenicker:
I'll give you the 30 days, and after that you give me two years. Whatever you come up with over the next two years is mine.
Sara Reynolds:
That's not fair.
Chester Hoenicker:
Shop somewhere else, lady.
Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard:
Sara. Sara. I'll do it.
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Reassurance in a Moment of Fear
Father:
There's not a darn thing to be afraid of, pal. How can anything get in your window? It's closed, okay?
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Debating the Rules of Fair Play
Rutland:
Hey, are you blind? They're doin something illegal out there.
Refree:
Coach, nowhere in the rule book does it say anything about jumpin too high. Now sit down!
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Potential Sports Applications of Flubber Technology
Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard: [high-pitched voice]
This definitely has applications in the field of sports. Ho, ho, ho! Yes!
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Unexpected Consequences of a Golf Ball Experiment
Chester Hoenicker:
All right. One more time, what happened?
Wesson:
He took a golf ball. He rubbed this cream on it and then the golf ball took and...
Wesson:
...popped Smith in the head.
Smith:
Several times.
Chester Hoenicker:
Mm-hmm.
Wesson:
I got hit with a bowling ball.
Smith:
Repeatedly.
Chester Hoenicker:
Were you drinking?
Wesson:
No.
Smith:
Two beers at dinner. Wesson had a white wine.
Wesson:
With dinner.
Chester Hoenicker:
Right.
Wesson:
It's this stuff he's got, sir. It's... I don't know what it is. I don't know where it come from, but...
Wesson:
...It will give you one heck of a headache.
Chester Hoenicker:
Oh... goodness.
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Acceptance of Individuality in Relationships
Weebo: [[woman; [love; [man]
I believe that a ] should ] a ] for what he is, not for what she wants him to be.
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A Farewell from Professor Brainard
Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard: [to Sara, before he attempts to fall out the window with the flubber springing him back up]
Ta-ta, my love.
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Conflict Over Brilliance and Betrayal
Wilson Croft:
I won't deny that I hate you for your brilliance. I'm petty, corrupt. I probably would have gone mad trying to compete with you in pure thought. But, uh, I'm not an innovator like you, Phil. I'm an adapter. And to that end, I have profited from your ideas.
Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard:
Why are you here?
Wilson Croft:
Well, to be honest, I'm here this weekend to steal your fiancée. And make her my wife.
Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard:
Well, I think you'll be sadly disappointed.
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Conflict Over Ideas Between Friends
Wilson Croft:
What happened between us, Phil?
Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard:
Well, I just got tired of you stealing my ideas, Wilson.
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Car Sickness Discussion in Flubber
Weebo:
Maybe you should just go without me.
Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard:
Why?
Weebo:
Because I get car sick.
Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard:
Oh, come on. You're not gonna blow chips.
Weebo:
No!
Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard:
You don't have a stomach.
Weebo:
I have a queasy gyro.
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A Cautionary Exchange Between Friends
Sara:
Phillip, please, be careful.
Phillip: [[wrong]
Don't worry. There's no chance that anything could go ]!
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Morning Routine in Flubber
Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard:
I'm up!
Weebo:
Phillip, it's 6:00. Are you awake?
Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard: [[day]
Up and ready for a new ].
Weebo: [[morning]
Oh, what a beautiful ].
Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard:
Oh, what a beautiful day. I can't find my socks.
Weebo:
They're in your shoes.
Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard:
Where are my shoes?
Weebo:
They're on your feet.
Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard:
Thank you.
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Balancing Work and Excitement
Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard:
I was just gonna, you know, grade my lunch, eat a few tests and hope for the best.
Martha George: [about the excitement of getting married]
How do you hold in it?
Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard: [thinking she meant waste]
Well, like everybody else, Martha. I just cross my legs real tight.
Martha George: [gets a little tickled by that answer]
I was talking about your excitement.
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Love on a Subatomic Level
Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard: [[cell; [atom]
I love you with every ], with every ]. I love you on a subatomic level.
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Teaching Motivations and Values
Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard: [[money]
If we were interested in making ], we wouldn't have become teachers.
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