22 quotes
Conflict Over Ideas Between Friends
Wilson Croft
What happened between us, Phil?
Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard
Well, I just got tired of you stealing my ideas, Wilson.
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Struggles of Love and Understanding
Weebo
Um, Professor? Why the long face?
Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard
I think you know why.
Weebo
Maybe a Sara issue?
[Showing a picture of Sara]
Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard
Wish I understood human beings. Wish I understood women. Wish I understood ]s and ]s. Wish I understood any of that. If I did, I woudn't have had to spend my entire life in a laboratory trying to figure out how the world works. I would've been out in the world trying to figure out why it works. I know I love her, Weebo. Every neuron in my limbic system is saturated with phenylethylamine. That triggers euphoria, elation, exhilaration. ] is, Weebo, I'm not absent-minded because I'm selfish, crazy, or inconsiderate. I'm absent-minded because I'm in ] with Sara.
[[emotion; [passion; Weebo records Phillip Brainard on her display screen; [Truth; [love]
Weebo
Oh, Professor.
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Reassurance in a Moment of Fear
Father
There's not a darn thing to be afraid of, pal. How can anything get in your window? It's closed, okay?
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Debating the Rules of Fair Play
Rutland
Hey, are you blind? They're doin something illegal out there.
Refree
Coach, nowhere in the rule book does it say anything about jumpin too high. Now sit down!
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The Essence of Imagination and Innovation
Taglines
The stuff dreams are made of.
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A Cautionary Exchange Between Friends
Sara
Phillip, please, be careful.
Phillip
Don't worry. There's no chance that anything could go ]!
[[wrong]
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Conflict Over Brilliance and Betrayal
Wilson Croft
I won't deny that I hate you for your brilliance. I'm petty, corrupt. I probably would have gone mad trying to compete with you in pure thought. But, uh, I'm not an innovator like you, Phil. I'm an adapter. And to that end, I have profited from your ideas.
Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard
Why are you here?
Wilson Croft
Well, to be honest, I'm here this weekend to steal your fiancée. And make her my wife.
Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard
Well, I think you'll be sadly disappointed.
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Business Deal and Lighthearted Banter
Chester Hoenicker
You came to repay your loan?
Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard
No.
Chester Hoenicker
I know you didn't. I was just having a little fun.
Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard
I'm here to sell you the Flubber.
Chester Hoenicker
You been to your house recently?
Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard
Yes.
Chester Hoenicker
Do I really need to buy it?
Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard
Flubber's a very quixotic substance. It's very difficult to handle. Have you tried to do anything with it?
Chester Hoenicker
My man are working on it. It won't be a problem.
Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard
Well, I could make it a lot easier for you. If you give us a 30 day extension on the loan, I'll tell you everything I know... and make you a great deal on Flubber.
Chester Hoenicker
I'll give you the 30 days, and after that you give me two years. Whatever you come up with over the next two years is mine.
Sara Reynolds
That's not fair.
Chester Hoenicker
Shop somewhere else, lady.
Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard
Sara. Sara. I'll do it.
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Acceptance of Individuality in Relationships
Weebo
I believe that a ] should ] a ] for what he is, not for what she wants him to be.
[[woman; [love; [man]
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A Farewell from Professor Brainard
Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard
Ta-ta, my love.
[to Sara, before he attempts to fall out the window with the flubber springing him back up]
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Morning Routine in Flubber
Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard
I'm up!
Weebo
Phillip, it's 6:00. Are you awake?
Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard
Up and ready for a new ].
[[day]
Weebo
Oh, what a beautiful ].
[[morning]
Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard
Oh, what a beautiful day. I can't find my socks.
Weebo
They're in your shoes.
Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard
Where are my shoes?
Weebo
They're on your feet.
Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard
Thank you.
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Unexpected Consequences of a Golf Ball Experiment
Chester Hoenicker
All right. One more time, what happened?
Wesson
He took a golf ball. He rubbed this cream on it and then the golf ball took and...
Wesson
...popped Smith in the head.
Smith
Several times.
Chester Hoenicker
Mm-hmm.
Wesson
I got hit with a bowling ball.
Smith
Repeatedly.
Chester Hoenicker
Were you drinking?
Wesson
No.
Smith
Two beers at dinner. Wesson had a white wine.
Wesson
With dinner.
Chester Hoenicker
Right.
Wesson
It's this stuff he's got, sir. It's... I don't know what it is. I don't know where it come from, but...
Wesson
...It will give you one heck of a headache.
Chester Hoenicker
Oh... goodness.
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Balancing Work and Excitement
Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard
I was just gonna, you know, grade my lunch, eat a few tests and hope for the best.
Martha George
How do you hold in it?
[about the excitement of getting married]
Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard
Well, like everybody else, Martha. I just cross my legs real tight.
[thinking she meant waste]
Martha George
I was talking about your excitement.
[gets a little tickled by that answer]
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Teaching Motivations and Values
Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard
If we were interested in making ], we wouldn't have become teachers.
[[money]
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Catch It If You Can
Taglines
Catch it if you can!
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Potential Sports Applications of Flubber Technology
Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard
This definitely has applications in the field of sports. Ho, ho, ho! Yes!
[high-pitched voice]
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Flubber's Role in the Basketball Game
Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard
Weebo--I've solved all our problems!
Weebo
I'm all ears.
[showing an image of Dumbo on her display screen]
Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard
Flubber is going to the basketball game.
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Love on a Subatomic Level
Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard
I love you with every ], with every ]. I love you on a subatomic level.
[[cell; [atom]
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Understanding the Concept of Flubber
Taglines
What is flubber?
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Car Sickness Discussion in Flubber
Weebo
Maybe you should just go without me.
Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard
Why?
Weebo
Because I get car sick.
Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard
Oh, come on. You're not gonna blow chips.
Weebo
No!
Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard
You don't have a stomach.
Weebo
I have a queasy gyro.
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Weebette's Concerns About Flubber's Behavior
Weebette
Mom. Mom. Flubber's gone. Get back here!
[to Sara; to Flubber]
Weebette
When we get to the hotel, I don't care what you say. I'm not sharing a room with him. Look at him. He's gross. He bounces all the time. He squeaks. He phase-shifts. I mean, he's a quasi-plasmoid. If it's hot in Hawaii, I hope he melts.
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Suspicion Surrounds Brainard's Involvement
Chester Hoenicker
Brainard had something to do with this.
Wesson
I-It's the same stuff we saw the other night, over at his house.
Chester Hoenicker
(sarcastically) Right.
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