Follow That Bird (1985) - Quotes

Humans of Sesame Street: [[w:Roscoe Orman|Roscoe Orman] ] as Gordon Robinson

Humans of Sesame Street: [[Northern Calloway] ] as David

Humans of Sesame Street: [[w:Bob McGrath|Bob McGrath] ] as Bob Johnson

Muppet performers: [[w:Kathryn Mullen|Kathryn Mullen; [w:Magistrate|Magistrate] ] as Mr. Honker, Feathered Friends ], Grouch Diner Patron, Anything Muppet Girl

Muppet performers: [[w:Noel MacNeal|Noel MacNeal] ] as Madame Chairbird

Muppet performers: Jeff Weiser as Donnie Dodo (performer)

Muppet performers: Shari Weiser as Marie Dodo (performer)

Muppet performers: Gord Robertson as Daddy Dodo (performer)

Muppet performers: Trish Leeper as Mommy Dodo (performer)

Muppet performers: [[w:Parrot|Parrot; [w:Owl|Owl] Fred Garver as Barkley, Feathered Friends ], ]

Muppet performers: [[w:Cheryl Wagner|Cheryl Wagner; [w:Finch|Finch] ] as Miss ] (performer)

Muppet performers: [[w:Martin P. Robinson|Martin P. Robinson; [w:Grouches|Grouch] ] as Snuffy, Telly Monster, Dinger and ] Diner Patron

Muppet performers: [[w:Richard Hunt (puppeteer)|Richard Hunt] ] as Gladys the Cow, Don Music, Maurice Monster and Feathered Friends Member

Muppet performers: [[w:Jerry Nelson|Jerry Nelson] ] as Count von Count, Farley, Herry Monster, Sherlock Hemlock and Biff

Muppet performers: [[w:Frank Oz|Frank Oz] ] as Bert, Cookie Monster, Clancy, Dr. Nobel Price, Grover and Sully

Muppet performers: [[Jim Henson] ] as Kermit the Frog, Ernie, Bruce, Guy Smiley and Harvey Monster

Taglines: The First Sesame Street Movie Ever.

Taglines: It's Big Adventure! It's Big Laughs! It's Big Bird on the Big Screen!

Luis: [To Susan] Well, I hope there nothing seriously wrong with your car.

Susan: Oh, I hope not, either, but you know I can fix it.

Susan: Oh, Gordon!

Bob: Oh, Gordon, what is this?

Susan: Gordon, what-what's going on?

Maria: What happened to the car?

Susan: Gordon! What happened to the car?

Gordon: [points at Cookie Monster] Don't ask me. Ask him.

Cookie Monster: [Belches] Hi Excuse me.

Susan: Our insurance man is never gonna believe this.

Oscar The Grouch: Once more around the block, Bruno

Bruno The Trashman: Sure. boss.

Oscar The Grouch: [Bruno stops to look at the consume Volkswagen; Bruno then walks off] Yeah. I gotta walk off some of this happy stuff. Bruno, come on.

Big Bird: [Miss Finch suddenly arrives] And then suddenly, I looked up and I saw... MISS FINCH!

Miss Finch: Hello, Big. Perhaps the Dodos weren't perfect for you, but I have managed to find you another lovely bird family.

Maria: But he doesn't need another family.

Sam Sleaze: [looks behind the truck seeing the state trooper swinging his arm at him signaling him to pull over] Hey, what's that noise? It's the cops!

Sid Sleaze: [points at the cage and Sam looks at it; sobs] Sam! The bird's gone! The bird's gone! The bird's gone.

Sam Sleaze: [stops the truck] Get a grip on yourself. will ya? Just try to relax. I'll take care of everything. Whatever you do, don't cry.

State Trooper: [to the kid] Are these the two men?

Sam Sleaze: What's seems to be the problem, officer? What's the charge?

State Trooper: [looks through his notebook] What about counterfeiting, extortion, fraud, impersonating a dentist, stealing an apple from a kid?

Sam Sleaze: Oh, that apple, officer, I can explain that. We was just holding it for a friend.

Sid Sleaze: Yeah, for a friend.

State Trooper: You can tell that to the judge.

Sid Sleaze: [sobbing] The judge!

State Trooper: [annoyed] Be a man.

Sid Sleaze: I don't want to be a man. Sam!

Sam Sleaze: Shut up, Sid! Shut up!

Sid Sleaze: [Sobbing] Judge, Sam! Jail!

Maria: Hi, Bob. No news about Big Bird, I suppose.

Bob: Yeah, we've located him.

Maria: [shocked] WHAT?!

Bob: Yeah, he's right nearby, locked in a cage.

Maria: He's locked in a cage?!

Bob: The kids phoned they saw him. He's blue.

Maria: He's blue!

Olivia: He's blue!

Maria: He's blue?

Bob: At some sort of a carnival, the kid said.

Maria: At a carnival?

Bob: Right, Maria--

Olivia: That funfair!

Olivia: We passed that hours ago!

Telly: Mmm-hmm.

Maria: That's what she said.

Olivia: Well, come on!

Maria: Bye, Bob!

Telly: How we gonna get him if he's locked in a cage?

Maria: [grabs Telly] Come on, Telly!

Maria: Good! I'll have the tossed salad.

Oscar the Grouch: Hey, better make that two.

Don't Drop Inn waitress: Two tossed salads!

Don't Drop Inn chef: [dumps another large spoonful of salad into his catapult. His assistant launches the salad again, but this time, it lands on the waitress] Number two, comin right up!

Grouch patron #1: Hey, waitress! There's no fly in my soup!

Don't Drop Inn waitress: It's comin'!

Grouch patron #2: Hey, I need a glass!

Don't Drop Inn waitress: Broken or dirty?

Grouch patron #3: Waitress!

Don't Drop Inn waitress: It's about time.

Don't Drop Inn chef: [holding out a disgusting cake] This is my masterpiece.

Don't Drop Inn waitress: [taking it] Beautiful! Just beautiful. Never looks any better than this.

Grouch patron #4: Hey, gimme that syrup back!

Don't Drop Inn waitress: Get lost!

Gordon: Bye bye! Cookie, will you stop eating the hubcaps?

Cookie Monster: Oh, me thing they do delicious, me so hungry!

Olivia: But Cook, we haven't even started on our trip yet.

Cookie Monster: That's okay. Me eat three other hubcaps later.

Gordon: Cookie!

Bert: What are you see, Ernie?

Ernie: [points his binoculars at Bert's nose] Your nose, Bert.

Bert: Ernie! Get serious, will you? We're supposed to be looking for Big Bird.

Ernie: Right!

Oscar the Grouch: [driving into a junkyard] This is where I wanna be - grouch paradise! Just look it at. It's like a work of art.

Telly Monster: It is different, Maria.

Maria: Oscar, I want you to turn this car around right now and head for Toadstool!

Oscar the Grouch: Ah, an angry face in a beautiful place - heaven.

Mr. Snuffleupagus: Oh, Bird, this is goodbye. You're leaving Sesame Street.

Big Bird: Well, I'm not really leaving. I'm just going away.

Mr. Snuffleupagus: Oh.

Big Bird: Besides, as soon as I get to Ocean View, you can come and visit.

Mr. Snuffleupagus: I can?

Big Bird: First thing, ol pal. I wouldn't go if you couldn't come and visit.

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, would you please rise for the Grouch Anthem.

Oscar the Grouch: No, no, no! With the Grouch Anthem, you stay sitting down! Down in front there! Now brace yourself, I'm gonna sing: Grouches of the world unite! Stand up for your grouchly rights! Don't let the sunshine spoil the rain just stand up and complain. Let this be the grouches cause: Point out everybody's flaws! Something is wrong with everything Except the way I sing!

Oscar the Grouch: You know what's right with this world? Nutting! You know what gets me hot under the collar? You name it! And the next time some goody-two-shoes smiles and tells you to have a nice day, just remember:

Oscar the Grouch and the Grouch Choir: Don't let the sunshine spoil the rain, just stand up and complain! Just stand up and complain!

Oscar the Grouch: Well, anyway you've seen the best part of this movie, So sit back, relax, and have a rotten time. Heh Heh Heh.

Count von Count: 4 more keys. 2 more keys. 1 more key.

Big Bird: [[w:Oceanview|Oceanview; [w:Illinois|Illinois] Hey, Radar! We're landing in our new home! ], ]. Boy, in a few minutes, we'll meet our new bird family -- The Dodos.