Four Christmases Quotes

Tagline His father, her mother, his mother and her father all in one day.

Brad Woman! Do your job and swaddle this baby!

Susan Could you hold her for a sec? I need to make another layer.

Kate Actually, I-- Okay.

Connor Do you know who I am?

Brad What?

Connor Google me, bitch! I might be famous one day.

Darryl Look, Brad. I'm not trying to be your father, you already got one of those. I'm just hoping for a chance to be your friend.

Brad You were my friend, Darryl. You were my best friend. We grew up together, we rode bikes together, we used to smell each other's hands. But now you're sleeping with my mom and it's a little bit weird for me. Can you appreciate that?

Darryl I never had a sexual thought about your mom until I was 30.

Brad Can you leave it alone? You can't be my friend anymore. You can't be sleeping with my mom and still be my friend, ok?

Tagline Pour eux les fêtes sont un vrai cauchemar. (For them the holidays are a real nightmare.)

Brad You really can't spell families without lies. Try it.

Howard Boys, I don't want to speak ill of your mother on Christmas, but she's nothing but a common street whore.

Brad My childhood was like ], except I didn't have some old, warm, black man to share my story with!

Brad My wife is pregnant and it's not my baby, but yet I'm cool with it, because God's the one who got her pregnant.