Holidays as a Nightmare for Some
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Pour eux les fêtes sont un vrai cauchemar. (For them the holidays are a real nightmare.)
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Family Gatherings in a Single Day
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His father, her mother, his mother and her father all in one day.
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Friendship Complicated by Romantic Involvement
Darryl:
Look, Brad. I'm not trying to be your father, you already got one of those. I'm just hoping for a chance to be your friend.
Brad:
You were my friend, Darryl. You were my best friend. We grew up together, we rode bikes together, we used to smell each other's hands. But now you're sleeping with my mom and it's a little bit weird for me. Can you appreciate that?
Darryl:
I never had a sexual thought about your mom until I was 30.
Brad:
Can you leave it alone? You can't be my friend anymore. You can't be sleeping with my mom and still be my friend, ok?
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Aspirations of Future Fame
Connor:
Do you know who I am?
Brad:
What?
Connor:
Google me, bitch! I might be famous one day.
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A Moment of Assistance in the Kitchen
Susan:
Could you hold her for a sec? I need to make another layer.
Kate: [Baby Clementine begins to cry]
Actually, I-- Okay.
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Critique of Mother's Character on Christmas
Howard:
Boys, I don't want to speak ill of your mother on Christmas, but she's nothing but a common street whore.
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The Role of Lies in Family Dynamics
Brad:
You really can't spell families without lies. Try it.
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Childhood Reflections on Sharing Stories
Brad: [[The Shawshank Redemption]
My childhood was like ], except I didn't have some old, warm, black man to share my story with!
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Brad's Frustration with Baby Care
Brad:
Woman! Do your job and swaddle this baby!
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Acceptance of Unconventional Circumstances
Brad: [as Joseph in the Nativity play]
My wife is pregnant and it's not my baby, but yet I'm cool with it, because God's the one who got her pregnant.
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