Humor in Misunderstanding Car Parts
Omar:
I thought you said you'd fixed it!
Barry:
It's the car parts, they're Jewish!
Omar:
What parts in a car are Jewish?
Faisal:
Spark plugs?
Barry:
That's it, spark plugs! Jews invented spark plugs to control global traffic!
Barry:
Might bomb a mosque.
Omar:
Barry, we're not bombing a mosque.
Barry:
You don't get it, do you Omar? We radicalize the moderates, the Ummah rises up, it all kicks off!
Omar:
No, I do get it. I'll tell you what it's like. It's like getting into a fight with someone, and they're punching you in the face, right? Right? And so what you'd gon do right, you punch yourself in the face!
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Martyr or Dish: A Conflicted Identity
Hassan:
Some of it's in there with him.
Omar:
What?
Hassan:
I couldn't separate it.
Omar:
So what is he lads? Is he a martyr or is he a fucking jalfrezi?!
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Humorous Exchange About Hair Dyeing
Faisal:
And there's this voice "Can I have 12 bottles of bleach please?
Barry:
What's that?
Faisal:
A woman's voice, for like dying her hair and that.
Barry:
Oh yeah and her beard.
Faisal:
What?
Barry:
You've got a fucking beard Faisal.
Faisal:
I covered it.
Barry:
Why did she have her hands over her face?
Faisal:
Because she's got a beard.
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A Character's Distaste for Food Wasting
Waj:
No more widdling in me gob?
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Waj's Frustration with Imperfect Rabbits
Waj:
Yeah ya fucked up rabbits wi no ears!
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Questioning Identity and Perception
Waj: [[Wikipedia:Rambo|Rambo]
This big enough for ya now, Barry? Am I blowing a dog in a ditch? Or am I Paki ]?!
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Adventurous Spirit in Unlikely Situations
Waj:
Rubber dinghy rapids, bro. (repeated line)
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Fragile Boots in a Bag
Omar:
Oh, it's just that bag is full of really fragile... boots.
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