Freddy vs. Jason Quotes

Taglines Evil will battle Evil.

Will Let's go, we can't help her anymore.

Lori No, I'm staying.

Will Are you crazy? You got what you wanted, you pulled Freddy out. Now he's fighting Jason. Come on, what more do you want?

Lori He killed my mother, Will. It was Freddy. My father covered it up to protect me. He didn't do it.

Will Oh, my God.

Lori Look, he has taken everything from us. He has ruined both of our pasts. And I am not leaving until I see him die.

Kia Waterson So, you're the one everybody's afraid of? Tell me something. What kind of faggot runs around in a Christmas sweater?

Taglines When the son of a hundred maniacs battles an unstoppable killing machine, none will survive!

Gibb Mary, Fuck or Kill? Your choices are... Your choices are . Go, Kia!

Kia The one with the bad toupee hair.

Lori No, no, no, no! It was Larry

Kia Either way, I kill him.

Lori's Father You sure you didn't see anything?

Lori No, Dad. None of us did. I already went over this with the police.

Lori's Father I don't know what I would've done without you, kid. You're all that I have left.

Lori Dad, I'm not going anywhere, okay? I promise.

Lori's Father Lori, look at me. You're exhausted.

Freddy (Whispering) Lori!

Lori's Father We need to get you to....

Freddy BED!

Lori I-I don't want to go to sleep, Dad. I just want to see my friends.

Lori's Father I don't think it's a good idea to go to school today. After you've been into a post traumatic stress-

Lori Dad, please. I just need to get out of the house, okay? I'll be fine.

Lori's Father Well, at least drink your juice!

Taglines The "Slicer" - The "Dicer" - And This Time, They're Not Any "Nicer"!

Freddy Krueger My children... from the very beginning, it was the children who gave me my power. The Springwood Slasher, that's what they called me. My reign of terror was legendary. Dozens of children would fall by my blades. Then the parents of Springwood came for me, taking justice into their own hands. When I was alive, I might have been a little naughty, but after they killed me, I became something much, much worse. The stuff nightmares are made of. The children still feared me, and their fear gave me the power to invade their dreams, and that's when the fun really began! Until they figured out a way to forget about me, to erase me completely! Being dead wasn't a problem, but being forgotten?! Now that's a bitch! I can't come back if nobody remembers me! I can't come back if nobody's afraid! I had to search the bowels of hell, but I found someone, someone who'll make em remember. He may get the blood, but I'll get the glory, and that fear is my ticket home.

Taglines Winner kills all!

Freddy Krueger Your eyes say no, no! But my mouth says yes! Yes!

Freddy Krueger Welcome to my world, bitch. I should warn you, princess... the first time tends to get a little... messy.

Mrs. Voorhees Jason, my special, special boy. Do you know what your gift is? No matter what they do to you, you cannot die. You can never die. You've just been sleeping, honey. But now, the time has come to wake up. Mommy has something she wants you to do. I need you to go to Elm Street. The children have been very bad on Elm Street. Rise up, Jason. Your work isn't finished. Hear my voice and live again. Make them remember me, Jason. Make them remember what fear tastes like.

Lori Welcome to my world, bitch!

Kia Was that him? The guy you were talking about... Freddy Krueger?

Lori No, that wasn't the guy in my dream. That was somebody else.

Charlie Who cares about some fucking dream guy, OK? That psycho in the hockey mask was real.

Bill Dude, that goalie was pissed about something.

Kia Waterson Oh, God, y'all, two killers? We're not safe awake or asleep.

Taglines Evil vs. Evil.

Freddy Krueger He may get the blood, but I'll get the glory.

Deputy Stubbs You kids need some assistance?

Gibb WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK?!

Blake's Father Blake! We need to talk. What were you doing over there? You were supposed to be watching your sister. Were you drinking?

Blake My best friend was just killed, Dad! So how about getting me some fucking space!

Blake's Father You watch yourself, boy!

Blake Don't worry, Trey. Cops let it slip! Somebody name Freddy. I'm gonna take him out myself, Trey. I swear to God.

Blake Who is that?

Blake Jesus!

Blake I'm okay! I'm alright!

Freddy Not strong enough, yet. Well, I will be soon enough. Until then, he he heh! I'll let Jason have some fun!

Freddy Krueger Not strong enough, yet. Well, I will be soon enough. Until then... I'll let Jason have some fun.

Kia (Softly) Listen, you gotta be quiet? Me and you are gonna be here all alone this weekend. I mean Blake's cute.

Kia Ugh, who is? No one's ever gonna live up the fuzzy memory of your first love, Lori. You were fucking 14 so get real.

Lori Yeah, I know we were young but what Will and I have was real.

Kia Well, correct me if I'm wrong. Didn't Mr. Real just drop-kick your ass without so much of the goodbye handshake. Maybe he never called or maybe even write to you after he moved? Send you an Email?

Lori No.

Kia You see my point? It's time to leave the comment, Lori. You need to meet a guy

Taglines Even a killer has something to fear.

Taglines One, two, Freddy's coming for you... three, four, Jason's at your door...

Taglines Place your bets!

Will It was our fear that gave him his powers. So we're marked now.

Bill Man, screw that clown. What kind of a pussy goes after you in your dreams, anyway? Like that big ass motherfucker back in the cornfield. That's what we should be afraid of. Tell me who the fuck that was?

Deputy Stubbs His name was Jason Voorhees.

Bill Um. Shit! How'd you know we were here?

Deputy Stubbs (Tosses keys to Will) Nothing personal, but the Scooby van out back wasn't even settle. You couldn't keep your keys to your door.

Kia Great, so now we're completely fucked!

Deputy Stubbs No, I'm here to help you. That this Jason Voorhees person drowned at Camp Crystal Lake. The counselors weren't watching him. Then, they made a mistake of killing his mother. Now legend has it, Jason kept returning from his grave to punish whoever returns to the camp. I think we're dealing with a copycat here.

Charlie No. No. No, no, no. He's not a copycat. I've seen what he can do. He's the real Jason.

Deputy Stubbs That's impossible, Linderman. Jason is dead.

Bill Yeah, well, you better start thinking outside your little box, dude, cause somebody's definitely breaking the fucking reality rules, OK?

Freddy Krueger She's mine! MINE! MIIIIIINE!