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A Weekend Stay at Chris's Bedroom
Chris
This was my bedroom. It's yours for the weekend.
Debbie
Great. Chris, where's the bed? Chris?
[Chris looks outside the window and sees that the door of the barn is moving; Chris is still worried]
Chris
Oh, it's right here.
[shows the hammock to Debbie]
Debbie
What's this?
Chris
It's your bed.
Debbie
A hammock?
Chris
You might like it.
[leaves the room]
Debbie
Why not?
Andy
Where's the bed?
[comes into the room]
Debbie
You're looking at it.
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Journey to the Lake Delayed by Bathroom Breaks
Andy
How much further to the lake?
Chris
We would've been there already, if someone didn't have to go to the bathroom every five minutes!
Debbie
That's what happens when you're pregnant.
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The Legacy of Camp Crystal Lake
Taglines
Camp Crystal Lake's bloody legacy!
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Hammock Challenges in Romantic Situations
Andy
So, how do we do it?
Debbie
Well, first, we take our clothes off, then you get on top of me or I can get on top of you.
Andy
I know how to do it, but I mean... how do we do it... in a hammock?
Debbie
I guess we can figure something out...
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A Conversation About Vera's Plans
Mrs. Sanchez
Yes?
Chris
Hi, Mrs. Sanchez. I'm Chris. We've come to pick up Vera.
Mrs. Sanchez
I'm sorry, but she is not going!
[argues with Vera]
Chris
What are they saying?
Debbie
I don't know. I flunked Spanish.
Vera
Hi, everybody. What are you looking at?
[comes outside, happily]
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A New Dimension in Terror Awaits
Taglines
A new dimension in terror... there's nowhere to hide. We dare you to try.
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A Challenge for Excitement in Intimacy
Chuck
How come you never scream when we make love?
Chili
Give me something to scream about.
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Confronting Unwanted Attention and Behavior
Vera Sanchez
Who are you? What are you doing? Hey, cut that out right now. That's not funny!
[Jason points the speargun at her; Jason is still pointing the speargun at her; Jason shoots her with the speargun]
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Self-Confidence and Friendship Dynamics
Andy
Look, Shelly, you're my roommate, and I like you... most of the time. But you gotta quit doing those things. Now I got you a date, didn't I? Didn't I?
Shelly
Yeah.
Andy
So don't embarrass me. Just relax. Be yourself.
Shelly
Would you be yourself, if you looked like this?
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A New Dimension In Terror
Taglines
A New Dimension In Terror...
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Weekend Plans and Smoking Habits
Shelly Finkelstein
Is that all you're going to do this weekend? Smoke?
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A Confrontation Fueled by Anger and Frustration
Ali
You son of a bitch! Come back here, you fatheads! You ain't getting away with this, dammit! I'm gonna get you!
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Concern Over Swimming Skills at the Lake
Chris
Shelly, why aren't you at the lake with everybody else?
Shelly
Oh, they said they were going swimming. I'm not very good at that.
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Jason's Return in a New Dimension
Taglines
Meet Jason... in a whole new dimension! (Deluxe Edition DVD)
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A Debate on Intelligence and Acting
Andy
Dammit, Shelly, why do you always have to be such an airhead?
Shelly
I beg your pardon. I'm not an airhead. I'm an actor.
Andy
Same thing.
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A Brief Moment Before Discussion
Vera
Look, I'm going to go outside for a few minutes and then when I get back in, we'll talk.
Shelly
Yeah, sure. We'll talk.
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Desire for Acceptance and Risky Actions
Vera
Dammit, Shelly! Why do you do these stupid things?!
Shelly
I have to.
Vera
No, you don't have to.
Shelly
I just want you to like me.
Vera
I do like you, but not when you act like a jerk!
Shelly
Being a jerk is better than being a nothing.
[Dejected]
Vera
I never said you were nothing.
Shelly
You don't have to say it. I can tell.
[Walks away]
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Confronting the Unbelievable Truth of Survival
Chris Higgins
No! You can't be alive!
[to Jason]
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Dare to Join Jason in the Woods
Taglines
Join Jason in the woods... if you dare
[Theatrical trailer]
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