31 quotes
Nostalgia and Desire in a Relationship
Donnie
It's been a long time, Gina. You remember that special night we had? You remember when you took my virginity? You're sexy. You're still tight as ever. I wanna fuckin pound you so hard.
[to mannequin]
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Trent's Provocative Comment on Enjoyment
Trent
Oh, you like that? You like the balls in your hand, huh?
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Chewie's Surprising Observation on Uterine Space
Chewie
Oh my God, babies have more space in the uterus.
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Survival Choices in Extreme Circumstances
Richie
I get it though, dude, you do what you've got to do to survive, you know? If we were all out here starving to death, and you were, and you were dead, I'd eat your leg.
Amanda
Really sweet. Yeah.
Richie
Thank you.
Wade
Why would you eat my leg, man? I can teach you how to fish, just go fishing.
Richie
I don't eat fish.
Amanda
That's not what you told me.
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A Compliment Amidst Tension
Bree
Well, you do know how to make a girl feel special, don't you?
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A Mother's Revenge for Her Son
Pamela Voorhees
Come here! Come here now. You're the last one. I've killed all the others. It'll be easier for you than it was for Jason.
Camp Counselor
Why are you doing this?
Pamela Voorhees
You need to be punished for what you did to him. You let him drown. Jason was my son.
Camp Counselor
No! No, please!
Pamela Voorhees
You should've been watching him. Every minute!
Voice of Pamela Voorhees
Jason. My special, special boy. They must be punished, Jason. For what they did to you. For what they did to me.
Voice of Pamela Voorhees
Kill for mother.
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A Bold Claim About Masculinity
Chewie
Hey. Now, this is a real man's sport. You're even curved to the left, like my penis.
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Desire for a Different Life Perspective
Chewie
In my next life, I want to come back as one of the buttons on the asspocket of her jeansshorts.
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A Proposition for Payment and Service
Trent
Nolan! How about I pay, you pump?
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A Defiant Statement Against Cowardice
Chewie
Fine. To all the felching, welching, pussies of the world!
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A Call to Action
Chewie
Shoot the boot!
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Humorous Misunderstanding of a Nickname
Chewie
They don't call me the "wood wizard" because I masturbate a lot.
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Concern Over Online Sharing
Trent
This better not go on the fucking internet...
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Unexpected Reaction to Unusual Situation
Donnie
What the fu-? That shit ain't fuckin right dude!
[sees Jason unmasked]
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A Moment of Anticipation
Bree
I'm close, baby!
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Close Call with the Whup-Ass Machine
Donnie
Jesus Christ! Fuckin lucky there, Stretch! You came about that close to hittin the start button on the whup-ass machine, boy!
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Instructions for Drinking Technique
Bree
Did you forget how to drink that? Just put it to your lips, blow, and suck.
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Cautionary Advice from Wade to Mikey
Wade
Hey Mikey, wear a condom! An extra small one.
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Conflict Over Family Heirloom
Trent
I don't care about your damn lip, this is a family heirloom!
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Casual Banter Among Friends Over Drinks
Richie
How's that beer treatin ya, beer snob?
Mike
Better than my own piss.
Wade
You can drink that by the way. Yours, hers, hers, mine, yours.
Whitney
What?
Wade
Swear to God, piss is sterile.
Amanda
For the record, you will never drink my piss.
Wade
That's what you think.
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A Compliment on Physical Appearance
Trent
Your tits are stupendous!
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Consequences of Ignoring Warnings
Donnie
It's your fuckin loss, dude! It'll fuck your shit up, boy. Good times. Fucker.
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Exploring the Dark History of the Camp
Wade
Hey guys! Guys! I just found some broken down cabins over there. It's got to be the old camp. Who wants to go check it out?
Mike
Is this all we brought to drink, no Heineken or anything?
Richie
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[[Blue Velvet|Fuck that euro-shit, this is Pabst Blue American Ribbon, my friend.]
Wade
You do realize this camp was closed down like 20 years ago? Some woman, she went fucking nuts, killed all these counselors. Blamed them for her son's drowning, he was like deformed or retarded or something. Mom got hers. Uh, apparently there was one survivor. This girl, she cut that lady's head off with a machete. It gets weirder.
Richie
I'm sure it does.
Wade
Her son, Jason, he came back. He was actually there. He watched his mom being beheaded. Actually, a friend of mine, he went to camp around here..
Richie
Aw, sh..
Wade
He went to camp around here! He said the cops came, they were looking for that Jason guy. You know what? Don't believe me, nobody does. Don't believe me. But I'm pretty sure the way the story goes, the place was called Camp Crystal Lake.
Richie
Do you know how many lakes are probably called Crystal Lake? Crystal Geyser, Crystal Water. Go to a supermarket, every single bottle of water is Crystal something.
Wade
Aquafina.
Richie
Okay, fine.
Wade
Okay.
Richie
The story could've happened anywhere dude, that's how they get little kids to shit themselves.
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Comment on a feline's demeanor
Chewie
That is a fierce pussy.
[looking at a stuffed bobcat]
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Comment on Physical Appearance
Trent
Your tits are like... so juicy babe!
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Unlikely Romantic Comparisons in Frustration
Chewie
Are you kidding? I have a better shot at fucking a penguin than that girl.
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Unintentional Sales Pitch for Cannabis
Donnie
I forgot, did you want to buy some weed? Seriously, I sprung a fucking shit-ton of it growing out there, a little bushel. Sell you some.
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Clichés and Daddy Issues in Relationships
Chewie
Hey! Here's to daddy issues and fucking douchebags. Let's just all be one big happy cliché!
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Trent's Troubling Childhood Revelation
Chewie
Hi, my name is Trent. My daddy bent me over this chair and beat me when I was little, so you need to fix it.
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Completing the Look with a Statement Piece
Chewie
Are you looking for this? Because, uh, it completes your outfit.
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Discovery of a Mysterious Doll
Mike
There's something in there. Looks like some kind of a doll.
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