Friendship and Musical Preferences in Conversation
April: [groans in disgust]
My God, what are we listening to?
Roosevelt:
That's my moms favorite musical.
April: [annoyed; tries to open her door, but it's locked]
Dad"... unlock me.
Wren: [turns around and stops April]
April, I need your help. You are my best friend!
April: [proceeds to climb out the open window]
Which is why it's my duty to tell you that you are one more nerd music jam away from total, social suicide! Bye.
Wren: [to Peng]
Wha--? Peng, stop her! Grab her legs!
Peng: [grabs April]
I got her! I got her.
April: [Wren and Peng begin to pull her back into the car]
Get off of me!
Roosevelt: [to the drive-thru lady]
Not tonight. Nothing tonight.
April:
Okay, let me go, and I'll let you touch my boob for 10 seconds.
Peng:
Thirty.
April:
Fifteen.
Peng:
Twenty, and I can pick a cold day.
April:
Done.
Roosevelt:
April, come on, get back in, seriously.
Peng: [to Roosevelt]
WATCH OUT!!
Mike Puglio: [grinning smugly]
Gotcha, perds! Thought you ditched us, didn't you, fart-breath?
Roosevelt: [tries to drive around Puglio's truck, but to no avail. Wren, Peng and April all start talking loudly at once]
They look so mad! Inside voices! Inside voices!
Wren:
Jump the curb.
Roosevelt: [prepares to drive forward, but accidentally throws the car into reverse]
I have this.
Wren:
Wrong way! AAH!
Roosevelt: [embarrassed]
I did not have it.
Wren:
Roosevelt, I'm so sorry! I'll tell your moms it was all my fault! I made you do it!
Roosevelt:
No, you didn't make me do anything. I wanted to!
April: [bursts into tears. Annoyed, Peng gets out of the car]
Oh, really? You wanted to spend your Halloween driving all over town in a rolling "Kick Me" sign?! You wanted to get violated by a giant pirate bird?! You losers have ruined our social lives!
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Misunderstanding Between Friends
Wren:
Prang mantis, Prang mantis, the turtle, the turtle.
April:
Don't do that.
Wren:
What? Wha-what?
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A Scientist's Cool Factor Explored
Wren:
I'm E.O. Wilson and I'm a scientist, I study ants and stuff if you get the gist, I'm about cool as a guy should get.
Roosevelt: [[w:Jason Bourne|Jason Bourne]
Think ] with a butterfly net.
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Suggesting a Creative Idea
Wren:
Maybe you can do an explaining rap too.
April:
Wren...
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Anticipating the Uplifting Chorus
April:
Oh God! Oh no, here comes the uplifting chorus!
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Choosing between sexy kitty and sexy mouse
April:
Sexy kitty, or sexy mouse?
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Unexpected Consequences of a Prank
April:
Oh my God, my ass is killing that cat.
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Parental Consequences in Teenage Life
Wren DeSantis:
My mom is gonna kill me.
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Wren DeSantis Questions Her Appearance
Wren DeSantis:
Albert, where are my boobs?!
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