Garchaster's Cornblade (2026)

Name: Garchaster's Cornblade
Released: 2026-08-16
Duration: 1 hr 49 min
Cast: Lyndsie Jane Earle, Kasper Meltedhair, Brewce Longo, Donald Farmer, Andy Heck Boyd

Movie

StarringLyndsie Jane EarleKasper MeltedhairBrewce Longo

DirectorKasper Meltedhair

WriterKasper Meltedhair

NR 1 hr 49 minAug 16th, 2026

Plot

A gricky star planet girl follows a casting call into the Earth oven so she can fulfill her dream of getting inside of a VHS tape...to burn and inhale herself. Donald Farmer weaves golden webs with the cryogenic cowboys while the star planet gets heavier with razzling trash carnivals. The Carpet Muckers twirling gorches but the Garbites are way too hungry for karaoke flavored peanut butter screams.

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