Garfield (2004) - Quotes

Garfield: [as Happy finds himself surrounded by the dogs, cats and rats; Happy glances around nervously as the animals close in on him] Alright, here's the drill. Cats, scratch like you've never scratched before. Dogs, bite, but don't chew. And rats, see if you can get that pretty necklace around his neck. Canines, felines, and vermines, it's showtime!

Dog: Alright, boys. Dog pile! Hit him low! Hit him high! Hit him in the legs!

Happy: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

Garfield: [The animals leave] Thanks, boys. The home team will take it from here. Better split before Animal Control gets here.

Dog #1: Hey, Garfield, take it easy.

Dog #2: See you later, Garfield.

Dog #3: Yo, Garfield, good luck.

Garfield: Odie, would you mind sharing the remote with me, please? Every dog has his day, Happy.

Happy: Nice kitty.

Garfield: [shocks Happy with the shock collar; Odie shocks Happy with the shock collar again] Let's see what's on the news. Let me tell you something, Happy. To you, Odie might be just a dumb, stupid, smelly dog, but to me, he's all that and much more. He's my friend. Odie, try something else. Maybe there's a game on. Strong finish, little buddy.

Jon: [as he and Liz arrive in the storage room after Garfield and Odie shock Happy with the shock collar] Odie? Garfield?

Liz: Odie?

Jon: Odie? Odie?

Happy: [stands up and faces them; now dazed] Be happy.

Jon: [punches Happy in the face, startling Liz as she watches] This is for stealing my dog and my cat.

Garfield: He didn't steal me, I was doing the rescue work.

Jon: [hugs Garfield while Liz hugs Odie] Garfield! Odie! Oh, I missed you guys so much! I'm never gonna let you outta my sight again. Never. You guys are my best friends.

Garfield: You had me at hello.

Walter J. Chapman: This is Walter J. Chapman with breaking news from the Midwest. Abby Shields reporting. What did you got for me, Abby?

Abby Shields: The details are sketchy, but it appears that a deranged man may be the cause of all of the trouble here.

Nermal: A deranged man? What's this?

Abby Shields: In fact, police are bringing the suspect out as we speak.

Walter J. Chapman: [makes a "Cut" gesture] Aah! Good grief. It's my idiot brother.

Nermal: [[Inside Out 2|He's going for a ride in a police car.] Hey! It's Happy Chapman. ]

Abby Shields: But sources tell me that this incident, somehow, involved a dog, and a very, heroic cat.

Arlene: Garfield?

Nermal: Hey, he saved Odie! Now he's a hero!

Arlene: Oh, I didn't realize.

Nermal: Garfield is on TV! He's a hero!

Sir Roland: Once more unto the breach, dear friends! Once more!

Garfield: Go, go, go, go, go!

Dog #1: I'm going! I'm going!

Garfield: Run! Run! Go! Go! Get the door!

Dog #2: Hey, there's a fire hydrant!

Dog #3: Don't stop! Don't stop!

Garfield: Jump back! And kiss myself. Oooh!

Nermal: Garfield, Jon brought a dog home.

Garfield: I'm aware, Nermal.

Garfield: Canines, felines and "vermines", it's showtime!

Garfield: All right, here's the drill. Cats, scratch like you've never scratched before. Dogs, bite but don't chew. And, rats, see if you can get that pretty necklace around his neck.

Garfield: Surf's up! Gravity, do your thang!

Garfield: Hey! Nobody gets to mistreat my dog like that except me!

Garfield: [to Oodie] No. Down. Down dumb dog.