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Garfield's Instructions for a Mischievous Plan
Garfield
All right, here's the drill. Cats, scratch like you've never scratched before. Dogs, bite but don't chew. And, rats, see if you can get that pretty necklace around his neck.
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Garfield's Dismissal of the Dog
Garfield
No. Down. Down dumb dog.
[to Oodie]
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Urgent Call to Action Among Friends
Sir Roland
Once more unto the breach, dear friends! Once more!
Garfield
Go, go, go, go, go!
Dog #1
I'm going! I'm going!
Garfield
Run! Run! Go! Go! Get the door!
Dog #2
Hey, there's a fire hydrant!
Dog #3
Don't stop! Don't stop!
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Garfield's Confident Self-Admiration Moment
Garfield
Jump back! And kiss myself. Oooh!
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Animal Teamwork in Action
Garfield
Alright, here's the drill. Cats, scratch like you've never scratched before. Dogs, bite, but don't chew. And rats, see if you can get that pretty necklace around his neck. Canines, felines, and vermines, it's showtime!
[as Happy finds himself surrounded by the dogs, cats and rats; Happy glances around nervously as the animals close in on him]
Dog
Alright, boys. Dog pile! Hit him low! Hit him high! Hit him in the legs!
Happy
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
Garfield
Thanks, boys. The home team will take it from here. Better split before Animal Control gets here.
[The animals leave]
Dog #1
Hey, Garfield, take it easy.
Dog #2
See you later, Garfield.
Dog #3
Yo, Garfield, good luck.
Garfield
Odie, would you mind sharing the remote with me, please? Every dog has his day, Happy.
Happy
Nice kitty.
Garfield
Let's see what's on the news. Let me tell you something, Happy. To you, Odie might be just a dumb, stupid, smelly dog, but to me, he's all that and much more. He's my friend. Odie, try something else. Maybe there's a game on. Strong finish, little buddy.
[shocks Happy with the shock collar; Odie shocks Happy with the shock collar again]
Jon
Odie? Garfield?
[as he and Liz arrive in the storage room after Garfield and Odie shock Happy with the shock collar]
Liz
Odie?
Jon
Odie? Odie?
Happy
Be happy.
[stands up and faces them; now dazed]
Jon
This is for stealing my dog and my cat.
[punches Happy in the face, startling Liz as she watches]
Garfield
He didn't steal me, I was doing the rescue work.
Jon
Garfield! Odie! Oh, I missed you guys so much! I'm never gonna let you outta my sight again. Never. You guys are my best friends.
[hugs Garfield while Liz hugs Odie]
Garfield
You had me at hello.
Walter J. Chapman
This is Walter J. Chapman with breaking news from the Midwest. Abby Shields reporting. What did you got for me, Abby?
Abby Shields
The details are sketchy, but it appears that a deranged man may be the cause of all of the trouble here.
Nermal
A deranged man? What's this?
Abby Shields
In fact, police are bringing the suspect out as we speak.
Walter J. Chapman
Aah! Good grief. It's my idiot brother.
[makes a "Cut" gesture]
Nermal
Hey! It's Happy Chapman. ]
[[Inside Out 2|He's going for a ride in a police car.]
Abby Shields
But sources tell me that this incident, somehow, involved a dog, and a very, heroic cat.
Arlene
Garfield?
Nermal
Hey, he saved Odie! Now he's a hero!
Arlene
Oh, I didn't realize.
Nermal
Garfield is on TV! He's a hero!
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Garfield Embraces the Joy of Surfing
Garfield
Surf's up! Gravity, do your thang!
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Garfield's Perspective on Animals and Performance
Garfield
Canines, felines and "vermines", it's showtime!
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Garfield Acknowledges Jon's New Dog
Nermal
Garfield, Jon brought a dog home.
Garfield
I'm aware, Nermal.
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Defending My Dog's Honor
Garfield
Hey! Nobody gets to mistreat my dog like that except me!
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