16 quotes
Embracing Cuteness with Confidence
Arlene
What? Oh, you want cute, lady? I'll give you cute.
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Odie's Attachment to His Bone
Odie
My bone, my bone.
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Urgency in the Moment
Eli
There's no time for that now.
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Contemplating Mortality and Uncertainty
Garfield
Well, unless of course we die first.
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Confrontation and Consequences
Garfield
You won't get away with this.
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Searching for a Safer Path Forward
Jon
What are you doing?
Eli
It's too dangerous to send you guys into the hotel. If the paper you go thru burns up, there's no way back. I'm trying to find a safer paper out in the street.
Eli
There we go.
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Anticipation for the Performance
Eli
I-I-it's showtime!
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Nermal's Focus on Work in Garfield
Nermal
No you're not, we have a strip to do, lady.
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A Plea for Garfield's Presence
Arlene
I love you, Garfield. Don't you ever leave me again.
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Unexpected Consequences of a Milk Truck Incident
Shecky
I was once ran over by a milk truck, that's the first time when the drinks were ever on me!
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Debate on Dinner Plans and Fishing
Randy
Fishing is stupid, Billy.
Billy
You won't say that come dinnertime, Randy.
Charles
Take it!
[off-screen]
Randy
Why, what are we having for dinner?
[as a shark pops up and shocks Billy]
Charles
Take it!
[off-screen]
Billy
Pizza!
[rowing away]
Randy
We're fishing for pizza?
Charles
(off-screen) Take it!
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Hitting Rock Bottom and Digging Deeper
Garfield
Every time I think I've hit rock bottom, someone hands me a shovel.
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Existential Musings on a Chicken's Journey
Wally
Hey Bonita, why did the existential chicken cross the road?
Charles
Take it!
Bonita
An existential, chicken, wouldn't have to cross the road, if he didn't, perceive, a road, Walter.
Charles
Take it!
[briefly overlaps]
Bonita
Now be a good boy... ... and take out the trash.
[holds a trash bag]
Wally
I don't, perceive, any trash, Bonita.
[looks for the moment]
Charles
Take it!
Charles
Perfect. That's a wrap, people. But it to bed and print it, Betty.
Betty
I-I captain, right away, Sir.
[to Charles]
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Urgency and Beauty in Communication
Garfield
Eli, I hope you're watching this, because I need you to get to Wally, and hurry there's no time to waste.
Eli
(on intercom) Wally, come to the screen immediately. Wally, Come to the screen!
[to Wally]
Garfield
That was the most beautiful music I've ever heard.
[to the unnamed human lady with the orange do-rag]
Garfield
Wally are you there?
[to Wally]
Wally
Mostly.
Garfield
This could be our way back.
Wally
What do you mean?
Garfield
Remember your concertina, the one you rigged to steal Bonita's cookies?
Bonita
What?!
[angrily]
Garfield
Well, make a bigger one to rescue us. Put doors in both ends and stretch it thru the screen. Like this.
[Grabs one end of the human lady's concertina and stretches it towards the paper]
Wally
Of course it could work. That's brilliant.
Bonita
You stole my cookie(s).
[to Wally]
Wally
I-I need materials. I need tools.
Bonita
My cookies!
Wally
Come on guys, we have a big concertina to build.
Garfield
Well, Odie. It's out of our paws now. Oh hey, nice work on the Aros there.
[to Odie; to the unnamed human lady with the orange do-rag]
unnamed human lady with the orange do-rag
Uh, bye.
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Shecky's Confusion About Unknown Characters
Shecky
Who are those guys?
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Shecky Prepares to Enter Comic World
Shecky
Look out, Comic World! Here I come.
[Shecky's first lines when he steps into the Toon World]
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