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Wedding Day Advice from Dorothy Shaw
Dorothy Shaw
Remember honey, on your wedding day it's all right to say "yes".
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Seeking Happiness Over Temporary Enjoyment
Lorelei Lee
I want you to find happiness and stop having fun.
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The Consequences of Excessive Drinking
Lorelei Lee
There was an old man named Sidney... Who drank till he ruined a kidney. It shriveled and shrank, but he drank and he drank... He had his fun doing it, didn't he?
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