5 quotes
Humor in Challenging Life Situations
Darnell Lewis
All I'm saying is that when life puts a dick in your mouth, you make dickade.
James King
Dickade" doesn't sound like a significant improvement over dick.
James King
I'm not trying to appropriate your culture.
Darnell Lewis
That's great. I'll tell the others.
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Self-Made Success Through Family Support
Martin
How I built this company with my own two hands. Just me, that computer and an $8 million loan from my father.
James King
You really did it all on your own.
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College Reputation and Misunderstandings
Darnell Lewis
When you was at Harvard, did you ever get raped for failing a test?
James King
I think that's more of a Yale thing.
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Lessons in Prison Preparation
Taglines
An education in incarceration
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A Helping Hand for Tough Situations
Taglines
Sometimes you need a hand to get hard.
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