16 quotes
Remembering Louie the Lug's Untimely Fate
Mugs
In loving memory to Louie the Lug from the gang. We didn't mean to shoot you, Louie, honest." Where did you get that?
[reading the card on the wreath of flowers the boys brought in]
Stash
W-w-w on a street.
Scruno
Yeah, o-on a truck.
Benny
It fell off.
Mugs
You know that's sacrelirious?
Scruno
No kiddin'?
Mugs
Take it back! You guys think I've no conscience. Can you imagine a thing like...? Hey, wait a minute. Come here. I don't suppose it would be any more sacrelirious if we brought it back AFTER the weddin'. Put it in the parlor.
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Misunderstanding Leads to Uncovering Disturbing Secrets
Mugs
We was decoratin that house.
[to Jack]
Glimpy
Yeah, we thought it was yours.
Mugs
We found a printin press with a lot of Nazi propaganda.
Glimpy
Yeah, we thought it was yours.
Mugs
So, we moved it over here.
Glimpy
Yeah, then we found out that was yours.
Mugs
So, we moved it back again.
Jack
Nazi propaganda?
Mugs
Sure!
Jack
So, that's why they didn't want us to come out here. Why didn't you call the police?
Glimpy
We thought it was yours!
Jack
Is there a phone next door?
Mugs
Yeah, but that ain't yours.
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Glimpy's Passion for Singing in Quartets
Glimpy
Hey, Mugs, why can't I sing in dat quartet? I used to sing in a quartet wit six members. I can sing those fortissimos aloud too.
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Facing Fears in the Echoes
Mugs
What's a matter wid you? Dat's just an echo.
Bruno
Just an echo.
[a voice]
Mugs
See dat? What I tell ya? Dere's nuttin to be scared of.
Emil
That's what YOU think.
[a second voice]
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Misunderstanding Between Friends About Decor
Mugs
You really think the place looks pretty nice, huh?
Jack
Oh, it's fine, Mugs.
Glimpy
Yeah. It could look better with some of them pictures on the wall, those, uh, paintings, those moralls.
Mugs
Not moralls, morales!
Jack
Look, uh, you guys mean, uh, murals?
Mugs
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right. He threw me off, you know. He's dumb sometimes.
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Unexpected Disappearance of a Printing Press
Mugs
Well, can you picture dat? I must be havin optical delusions.
Lieutenant
What's the matter?
Mugs
Well, there was a printin press here ten minutes ago.
Lieutenant
Ah, just got up and walked away, eh?
Glimpy
Well, if ink can run, I guess a printing press can walk.
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East Side Kids Face a Thousand Horrors
Taglines
The EAST SIDE KIDS vs. the Man of a THOUSAND HORRORS!
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Instructions for Decorating a Room
Mugs
You two fellas start to put up the wallpaper over dere, and Rocky and Danny you put up the coitains and drapes - and get em nice and cylindrical.
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Examining Perspectives on Optimism
Mugs
I'm gonna send you to an optimist and have your eyes examined.
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A Reminder for a Bravery Award
Mugs
Remind me when we get back to town to give you the Iron Cross for bravery - right over the skull.
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Avoiding Ideas for Better Outcomes
Mugs
The best idea you can get is not to get any more ideas!
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Hooligans Bring Laughter to Horror's Domain
Taglines
You'll yell with glee when these happy-go-lucky hooligans invade the shivery domain of the Man of a Thousand Horrors! It's Chill-arious!
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Intimidating Evidence Found in the House
Mugs
There's a lot o intimidatin evidence in that house.
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Unexpected Consequences of Choices in Humor
Jack
What a honeymoon.
[dejected, sitting on a coach next to Betty, in a quarantined room, surrounded by the East Side Kids]
Mugs
Y'always gotta do everything the hard way. Everybody else gets plain, ordinary, common measles. So, you gotta go out and dig up German measles.
[to Glimpy]
Glimpy
Who are you pickin on me for? Did I know dem guys were Nazis?
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Diploma and Diplomacy in Conversation
Mugs
Why don't you use some diplomacy?
Glimpy
I got my diploma. I graduated from school.
Mugs
What did you graduate? Kindergarten?
Glimpy
Oh, I skipped Kindergarten. I was too old.
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Discussion on House Choices and Gardens
Mugs
Wow, this is really nice! Lamps, drapes, books, everything. I wonder why he bought that old house next door instead of this one?
Glimpy
I guess there wasn't enough room in the yard for a Victory Garden.
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