31 quotes
Morning Explosions Exceeding Daily Norms
Firefly
Making more things go boom before 9 am. than most people do all day.
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Zartan's Humor on Waterboarding
Zartan
You know, they call it a waterboard... but I never get bored!
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Questioning Authority in Unusual Circumstances
Joe Colton
It's not like I don't hear what you're saying. But an impostor president?
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Health Concerns in a High-Stakes Situation
Joe Colton
You alright?
Lady Jaye
Yeah. Are you alright?
Joe Colton
My cholesterol's a little high.
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Questioning Authority's Credibility
Flint
Well how come when the general says it, it sounds crazy?
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Cobra Commander Dismisses Destro from Team
Cobra Commander
Destro... you're out of the band.
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Urgency in Taking Action for Change
Roadblock
Let's move! The world ain't saving itself !
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Introduction of Joe Colton's Character
Roadblock
General.
Joe Colton
Call me Joe.
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Roadblock's Frustration with Ninjas
Roadblock
Damn ninjas.
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Acknowledging the Presence of Madness
Zartan
Firefly - good to see we're not running low on crazy.
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Zartan's Take on Environmental Summits
Zartan
Well the good news is no global warming summit next month.
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Humorous Banter Among G.I. Joe Characters
Roadblock
That's on the rise. Like your panties.
Captain Duke Hauser
You love my panties.
Roadblock
That's an interesting choice of a joke. Of all the things you could say...
Captain Duke Hauser
Alright, ok, I'm just saying...
Roadblock
You love my panties?
Captain Duke Hauser
Are you going to shut up?
Roadblock
What does that mean?
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Desire for Power and Leadership
Zartan
Why does anyone want to be president? Everybody wants to rule the world.
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Re-enlisting Despite Retirement Restrictions
Joe Colton
DOD says I can't come out of retirement. They didn't say anything about re-enlisting.
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Questioning Intentions and Future Plans
President
Is this where I ask you what you have planned?
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Sweet Treats Selection by Joe Colton
Joe Colton
I'll take 2 boxes of Thin Mints and a box of Chuckle Lucks.
[sneaking up behind the Joes]
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Appreciation for a Unique Mask Design
Zartan
Cool mask!
[greeting Cobra Commander]
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Trust and Loyalty Among the Joes
Flint
We have to assume that there's no one we could trust.
Roadblock
There is one man. He's the reason we call ourselves Joes.
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A Message of Hopelessness Amidst Salesmanship
Warden Nigel James
Listen to me. I sound like a real estate agent. I'm not here to sell you anything. Except maybe hopelessness.
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Acceptance of Fate in Uncertainty
Roadblock
In the immortal words of Jay-Z: "Whatever deity may guide my life, dear lord don't let me die tonight. But if I shall before I wake, I'd accept my fate.
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Need for a New Catchphrase
Captain Duke Hauser
Drive it like you stole it!
Roadblock
As your good friend, you need a new catchphrase.
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The Art of Fighting Ugly
Captain Duke Hauser
Anyone ever tell you, you fight ugly?
Roadblock
Not from their backs they don't.
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Confrontation and Anticipation of Victory
Firefly
I want to see that face. The one where you realize today's the day. It's the face all those pretty little Joes had in the desert when I lit them all up like fireworks!
[beating Roadblock]
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Zartan Reflects on His Thankless Job
Zartan
You know, they say this is a thankless job. But yesterday, I hung out with Bono. My new secret service; they want to burn the constitution. Literally. Do you know my favorite bit? I get to blow stuff up.
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Roadblock's Inquiry to Snake Eyes
Roadblock
Snake Eyes, how's all of that sound?
[to Snake Eyes, after planning to take down Cobra Commander]
Roadblock
That's what I thought.
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Unexpected Encounter with a Fan
Warden Nigel James
Snake Eyes. Last place I thought I'd see you. Warden James. It's a pleasure. I'm a very big fan. I love the black. It's very Johnny Cash.
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Cobra Commander Declares Revolution Has Started
Cobra Commander
The Cobra revolution has begun.
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Overcoming Adversity to Serve as a Joe
Roadblock
I came here when I was fourteen, with a life expectancy of thirteen. I was bounced around from home to home until this... became my home. Guys would line up outside that door to fight me. They whooped my skinny ass so much I started to enjoy it. Until one winter, I grew eight inches, gained sixty pounds, punched a guy so hard he couldn't move his arm to tap out. Then when the Joes came recruiting to the hood, I'd already beaten down half of it. I became a Joe to serve. In the field. So if we're fighting uphill, we take the hill.
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Urgent Mission to Secure the Defector
Lady Jaye
Hustle up guys. You've got to get that defector and get the hell out of there. No delays.
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Unconventional Tactics in High-Stress Situations
Roadblock
My first drop, I popped a live round into my mouth. It keeps your teeth from chattering. Give it a shot.
[seeing Mouse is nervous]
Mouse
Delicious.
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Cobra's Mission to Eliminate G.I. Joe
Zartan
On my orders, the covert special forces unit, codenamed Cobra, terminated with extreme prejudice Joe command, facilities, personnel. The GI Joes... are no more.
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