A Fun Adventure Full of Laughter and Music
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Rip-Roaring With Laughs, Girls, Songs!
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The Ultimate Musical Comedy Experience
Taglines: [[A Night at the Opera (film)|A Night At The Opera]
The Looniest, Tuniest Musical Gag-And-Gal Show Since "]
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Round-Up Time in the Wild West
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JUMP INTO YOUR BOOTS AND SADDLES...IT'S ROUND-UP TIME IN THE WILD AND WOOLY WEST!
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The Illusion of Justice Before Execution
S. Quentin Quale:
What did he say?
Joseph Panello:
He said, first they're going to give us a fair trial, then they kill us.
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Negotiating the Price of a Unique Hat
S. Quentin Quale:
This is the last hat of it's kind. The beaver's have stopped making them. They're all out playing football. Ten dollars.
Joseph Panello:
Well, he's a poor boy. He'll give you a dollar. Will you take it?
S. Quentin Quale:
Well, I'll take it but I'm only making a buck on it.
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Critique of Historical Relationships and Betrayals
S. Quentin Quale:
Are you insinuating that the white man is not the Indian's friend? Ha! Who swindled you out of Manhattan Island for 24 dollars?
Joseph Panello:
White man.
S. Quentin Quale:
Who turned you into wood and stood you in front of a cigar store?
Joseph Panello:
White man.
S. Quentin Quale:
Who put your head on a nickel and then took the nickel away?
Joseph Panello:
Slot machine.
S. Quentin Quale:
Members of the tribe - I rest my case.
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A Humorous Exchange on Family History
Joseph Panello:
My father-a shot the Indians in eighteen forty-two
S. Quentin Quale:
Oh, he should-a shot the stork-a, when the stork-a brought-a you.
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Law of the West: Shoot or Be Shot
S. Quentin Quale:
There's only one law in the west: the law of blood and bullets. It's either shoot or be shot. What are we gonna do?
Joseph Panello:
Sue'em!
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Cultural Misunderstandings in Friendship Attempts
Indian:
White man talk too much. Make Chief heap mad.
S. Quentin Quale:
White man, red man's friend. White man want to make friends with red brother.
Joseph Panello:
And sister, too.
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Recognizing Deception in a Crook's Confession
Joseph Panello: [to Quale]
You said you was an embezzler, but, you no fool me. I knew you was a crook!
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Discontent with the Western lifestyle
Joseph Panello:
Rusty, I no like-a the West. All-a the people do is kill each other. I like-a the West better if it was in the East. Let's get outta here.
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Confusion About Ceiling and Floor Orientation
S. Quentin Quale:
I'm not drunk, but, what's the ceiling doing on the floor?
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Business Over Love
S. Quentin Quale:
I'm not in business for love, you know. I was in love once and I got the business.
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Fanning Love's Flames with Indifference
S. Quentin Quale:
You must fan the flames of love with the bellows of indifference.
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A Promise from an Embezzler
S. Quentin Quale:
I give you my solemn word as an embezzler, I'll be back in ten minutes.
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Corruption and Confusion About My Pants
S. Quentin Quale:
There's something corrupt going on around my pants but I just can't seem to locate it.
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The Impact of Time on Character Flaws
S. Quentin Quale:
Time wounds all heels.
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Recognition in Unexpected Moments
S. Quentin Quale:
Lulubelle, it's you! I didn't recognize you standing up.
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Humorous Reflection on Unpreparedness in Conflict
S. Quentin Quale:
I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure.
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Accidental Resemblance to Real People
S. Quentin Quale:
Any resemblance between these two characters and living persons is purely accidental!
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