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Goldfinger Quotes

"Everything he touches turns into excitement!"

PG 1965 · 1h 50m
74
Audience
74
Audience
16 quotes
A Light Banter on Gold and Dinner
Bond What do you know about gold, Moneypenny?
Moneypenny Oh, the only gold I know about is the ]. You know, on the third finger of your left hand.
[[w:Wedding ring|kind you wear; ''makes motion of inserting ring'']
Bond One day we really must look into that.
Moneypenny What about tonight? You come round for dinner and I'll cook you a beautiful Angel Cake.
Bond Nothing would give me great pleasure but unfortunately I have a ... business appointment.
Moneypenny That's the flimsiest excuse you've ever given me. Ah well, some girls have all the luck. Who is she, James?
M She" is me, Miss Moneypenny. And kindly omit the customary byplay with 007, will you? He's dining with me, and I don't want him to be late.
[''Over the intercom'']
Moneypenny So there's hope for me yet?
[''Hopeful'']
Bond Moneypenny...won't you ever believe me?
Astonishing Revelation by James Bond
James Bond Shocking. Positively shocking.
[''After electrocuting an assassin'']
Mixing Business, Thrills, and Danger with Girls
Taglines Mixing business and girls! Mixing thrills and girls! Mixing danger and girls!
Skin Suffocation and Its Consequences
M Gold? All over?
Bond She died of skin suffocation. It's been known to happen to cabaret dancers. It's all right as long as you leave a small bare patch at the base of the spine to allow the skin to breathe.
M Someone obviously didn't.
Bond And I know who.
Motivations Behind Choices in Relationships
Bond Tell me, Jill. Why does he do it?
Jill He likes to win.
Bond Why do you do it?
Jill He pays me.
Bond Is that all he pays you for?
Jill And for being seen with him.
Bond Just seen?
Jill Just seen!
Bond Oh, I'm so glad.
Dreaming Encounter with Pussy Galore
Bond Who are you?
Pussy Galore ].
[[w:innuendo|My name is Pussy Galore]
Bond I must be dreaming.
[''Looks away and smiles'']
The Nature of Repeated Events
Auric Goldfinger Mr Bond, they have a saying in ]: "Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. The third time it's enemy action.
[[:Chicago|Chicago; ''From the original [[w:Goldfinger (novel)|Ian Fleming novel]
The Risks of Gold Smuggling
Colonel Smithers We here, at ], Mr. Bond, are the official depository for gold bullion. Just as ], is for the United States. We know, of course, uh...the amounts we each hold; we know the amounts deposited in other banks; and we can estimate what is being held for industrial purposes. Then this enables the two governments to establish, respectively, the true value of the dollar and the pound. And consequently, we are vitally concerned with unauthorised leakages.
[[w:Bank of England|the Bank of England; ''Smithers' butler, Brunskill, approaches the dining table with a box of cigars''; [w:Fort Knox, Kentucky|Fort Knox, Kentucky; ''During this line, Brunskill offers M a cigar''; ''Brunskill crosses to Bond''; ''Bond refuses the cigar offer; Brunskill crosses to Colonel Smithers'']
Bond I take it you mean smuggling.
Colonel Smithers Yes. Gold, gentlemen, which can be melted down and recast, is virtually untraceable... ...which makes it, unlike diamonds, ideal for smuggling... ...attracting the biggest and most ingenious criminals. Thank you, Brunskill. That'll be all.
[''Embarrassed''; ''During this line, he selects a cigar from the box''; ''He hands the cigar to Brunskill, who cuts it during the next line''; ''Brunskill hands the cigar back to him''; ''To Brunskill; quietly]
Brunskill Thank you, sir.
[''He bows and leaves, carrying the cigar box'']
Colonel Smithers Have a little more of this...rather disappointing brandy.
[''Leans forward, picks up the brandy decanter; ''Hands it to Bond'']
M Ah, what's the matter with it?
[''About to drink, stops, frowning'']
Bond I'd say it was a 30-year-old fine, indifferently blended, sir... ...with an overdose of bon-bois.
[''Studying the decanter as Colonel Smithers removes the ring from his cigar''; ''removes the topper, smells the [[w:brandy|brandy]
M Colonel Smithers is giving the lecture, 007.
[''Annoyed'']
Colonel Smithers Gentlemen, Mr. Goldfinger has gold bullion on deposit in ], ], ] and ]... ...worth £20 million. Most of it came from this country.
[''Blows out the match he used to light his cigar''; [w:Zurich|Zurich; [w:Amsterdam|Amsterdam; [w:Caracas|Caracas; [w:Hong Kong|Hong Kong; ''thinks briefly'']
Bond Why move it?
[''Handing Colonel Smithers the brandy decanter'']
Colonel Smithers Because the price of gold varies from country to country. You buy it here, at $30 an ounce, you can sell it in, say, ], at $110, and triple your money. Providing, of course, you have the facilities for...melting it down.
[''Takes the decanter''; ''Sets it down on his right''; [w:Pakistan|Pakistan; ''M smells the brandy'']
Bond And has he?
Colonel Smithers Apart from being a legitimate bullion dealer, Mr. Goldfinger poses... er no, that's not quite fair...is, among his many other interests, a legitimate international jeweller. He's legally entitled to operate modest metallurgical installations; his British one is down in ]. As yet, we have failed to discover how he transfers his gold overseas...and Lord knows we've tried! If your department can establish that it is done illegally, then the Bank could institute proceedings to recover the bulk of his holdings.
[''While M, cigar in mouth, puts the brandy decanter stopper back in and sets the decanter on the table''; ''pause''; [w:Kent|Kent; ''Leans forward; to M'']
Bond I think it's time Mr. Goldfinger and I... met. Socially, of course.
Colonel Smithers I...was hoping you would say that.
[''Stands up and walks off'']
M It might lead to a business talk - Mr. Goldfinger's business.
Bond I'll need some kind of bait.
Colonel Smithers I quite agree. This is the only one we have, ] at the bottom of ] in the ], but there are undoubtedly others. ]. As he sits down] Mr. Bond can make whatever use of it he sees fit - providing he returns it, of course. It's worth £5,000.
[''Returns to the table, carrying something wrapped in green''; [w:Nazi gold|from the Nazi hoard; [w:Lake Toplitz|Lake Toplitz; [w:Salzkammergut|Salzkammergut; ''Sets the object down, unwraps it. It is a gold bar, bearing [[w:Swastika#World War II|a Nazi swastika and eagle; ''To Bond as he reaches for his glass'']
Bond's Allies: Honey and Galore Unite
Taglines Miss Honey and Miss Galore Have James Bond Back For More!
James Bond's Witty Observation on Goldfinger
James Bond Auric Goldfinger." Sounds like a French nail varnish.
Bond's Iconic Introduction in Goldfinger
James Bond * First time this line is said by Bond.
Ejector Seat Explanation in Goldfinger Scene
Q Now this one I'm particularly keen about. You see the gear lever here? Now, if you take the top off , you'll find a little red button. Whatever you do, don't touch it.
[''Points to the gearstick''; ''opens the cap''; ''Closes the cap, stands up'']
Bond Yeah, why not?
Q Because you'll release this section of the roof, and engage and then fire the passenger ejector seat. Whish!
[''points out the section of roof above the front passenger seat''; ''Gestures'']
Bond Ejector seat? You're joking!
Q I never joke about my work, 007.
[''Bond falls silent'']
Statistics and Morality in Goldfinger's Scheme
Bond You'll kill 60,000 people uselessly.
Goldfinger Hah. American motorists kill that many every two years.
Bond Yes, well, I've worked out a few statistics of my own. 15 billion dollars in gold bullion weighs 10,500 tons. Sixty men would take twelve days to load it onto 200 trucks. Now, at the most, you're going to have two hours before the Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines move in and make you put it back.
Goldfinger Who mentioned anything about removing it? The julep tart enough for you?
[''Bond goes silent'']
Bond You plan to break into the world's largest bank, but not to steal anything. Why?
Goldfinger Go on, Mr. Bond.
Bond Mr. Ling, ] agent at the factory, he's a specialist in nuclear fission... but of course! His government's given you a bomb.
[''Thinking''; [w:Chinese communist Party|the Red Chinese]
Goldfinger I prefer to call it an "atomic device." It's small, but particularly dirty.
Bond Cobalt and iodine?
Goldfinger Precisely.
Bond Well, if you explode it in Fort Knox, the... the entire gold supply of the United States would be radioactive for... fifty-seven years.
Goldfinger Fifty-eight, to be exact.
Bond I apologize, Goldfinger. It's an inspired deal! They get what they want: economic chaos in the West. And the value of your gold increases many times.
Goldfinger I conservatively estimate, ten times.
Bond Brilliant.
A Deadly Expectation in Goldfinger
Bond Do you expect me to talk?
[''Lying face up on a table, with a huge industrial laser slowly slicing its way to his crotch'']
Goldfinger No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!
[''Looks back, laughing'']
Human Achievement and the Limits of Crime
Auric Goldfinger Man has climbed ]. Gone to the bottom of the ocean. He has fired rockets at the Moon. Split the atom. Achieved miracles in every field of human endeavour... except crime!
[[w:Mount Everest|Mount Everest]
James Bond Returns with Unmatched Excitement
Taglines James Bond is back in action! Everything he touches turns to excitement!