Gone in Sixty Seconds Quotes

Det. Drycoff Are you okay?

Officer I think so.

Drycoff Are you sure? Cause you just went through a wall.

Memphis I'm a little tired, I'm a little wired, and I think I deserve a little appreciation!

Calitri One: You kill me, they kill you, your brother dies anyway. Two: You lie, you accept the job, you take your brother, you run. I hunt you down, I kill you, I kill your brother and I kill your mother for the aggravation you cause me. Three: You accept the job, you steal some cars, you make some money, and you be a big brother.

Calitri I try to learn your ways, understand your obsessions. But this baseball, it's so bleeding boring. Isn't it?

Memphis I am a baaaad man.

Calitri They threw us out of England, they threw us out of France, so here we are. Flourishing, really, except for the minor inconvenience of despising everything about your country.

Det. Roland Castlebeck I'm a police officer. If you kill me, your life is over.

Calitri No, you got that the wrong way ’round. If I kill you, your life will be over.

Memphis The ladies are dirty. Walk away. The ladies are dirty.

Memphis Well, without disappointment, you cannot appreciate victory.

Det. Roland Castlebeck Did Eleanor tell you that?

Memphis Well that's hitting below the belt.:

Memphis Having sex or boosting cars... Um, oo! Uh. How about having sex WHILE boosting cars?

Donny Eleanor is Memphis’ unicorn.

Freb What’s a unicorn?

Donny A fabled creature? You know, the horse with the horn? Impossible to capture?

Donny Any asshole can pull a gun on somebody! You don't know the first thing about stealing a car! You need a role model!

Sway Next I'll pull out the leather, high heels, and pink underwear for you.

Sway I've got two jobs. I've discovered that you have to work twice as hard when it's honest.

Sway Hello, ladies. I always was a sucker for a redhead.

Sphinx If his unpleasant wounding has in some way enlightened the rest of you as to the grim finish beneath the glossy veneer of criminal life and inspired you to change your ways, then his injuries carries with it an inherent nobility and a supreme glory. We should all be so fortunate. You say, "poor Toby". I say, "poor us".