30 quotes
Desire to See Brixlee
Thor
Ooh, you want to see Brixlee, don't you?
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Need for Privacy in Sixth Grade
Max Newman
Dad, I'm in sixth grade. I need, uh, privacy sometimes.
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Misguided Perspectives on Romance and Intimacy
Thor
Remember the porn from earlier? The guy didn't even know how to kiss, he was just licking that woman's asshole.
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Feeling Isolated and Hopeless in Tough Times
Lucas
No Brixlee, no friends, no hope, parents fighting, trapped in our rooms, all alone, two Taco Tuesdays.
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Respecting Women in Language and Attitude
Lucas
You should never call a woman a skank. You shouldn't call a woman anything!
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The Importance of Growing Together
Lucas
If the Bean Bag Boys don't grow together, they'll grow apart.
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Struggling with Uncontrollable Hormones and Desires
Max Newman
You guys don't understand shit. I have hormones flowing through my body making me do crazy things! Do you even know what it feels like to want to rub up against a tree all the time?
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Confrontation and Insecurity in Good Boys
Max Newman
Are you mocking me?! ARE YOU MOCKING ME?!
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A Shocking Admission of Guilt
Lucas
Oh, my God, I just killed a man!
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Max's Playground Meeting Instructions
Max Newman
This is Max from earlier. Meet us at the playground across from John Adams, tomorrow at 7:40 AM. Bring the drone, and don't fuck with the Bean Bag Boys.
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Consent is essential before kissing.
Lucas
You can't kiss someone without their permission. Remember from assembly?
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Thor's Confidence in Confrontation
Thor
Those girls are lucky I didn't kick their asses.
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Navigating Social Dynamics in Sixth Grade
Thor
I'm two weeks in the sixth grade, I'm already a social piranha.
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Truth and Support in Difficult Times
Lucas
All we have to do is just go over there and tell the truth, then God will be on our side.
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Concern Over Drugs at Playground
Lucas
YOU HAD US BRING DRUGS TO A FUCKING PLAYGROUND?! THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE!
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Time-out and Misunderstandings
Lucas
Time-out, crackheads.
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Fear of Parental Disappointment
Max Newman
God, I'm so fucked. My dad's gonna kill me.
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Lucas Celebrates a Positive Dinner Choice
Lucas
Veggie lasagna for dinner? Everything's coming up, Lucas.
[getting a text on his phone from his parents]
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Confrontation with a Fantasy Character
Lucas
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT, GANDALF?!
[to an old white-bearded man]
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Exclusivity of the Bean Bag Boys
Thor
Bean Bag Boys only.
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Desperation and Consequences in Youthful Demands
Max Newman
Bitch! Now who's the baby?! If I don't get those drugs, I'm gonna be grounded, and then I'll never get to kiss Brixlee! You sell drugs. We came here to buy them. So now you're gonna sell us the drugs. DO NOT TEST ME!
[aiming a paintball it at Benji; savagely]
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Citizen's Arrest Announcement by Thor
Thor
We're making a citzen's arrest! You're both under arrest! Get on the ground!
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Skipping School for a New Drone
Max Newman
We're gonna ditch school and get a new drone.
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Growing Apart in Friendship and Interests
Max Newman
I'm into romance and grown-up shit. And you guys are still into little kid stuff. I don't even know why we're still friends.
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First Kiss Experience Explained
Thor
I've had sex before, but I've never kissed a girl.
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Frustration with Childproofing Challenges
Max Newman
Fucking childproof bullshit!
[trying to open the bottle of chewable vitamins]
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A Humorous Remark on Drinking Habits
Max Newman
Go sip a beer, Sippy Cup.
[to Thor]
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The Mystery of the Human Body
Lucas
The human body is truly a mystery.
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Reporting a Break-in and Theft
Thor
We say there was a break-in. They trashed the place and took the drone.
[picks up a flowerpot and smashes onto to the ground; '''Max:''' That's the most stupid fucking idea I've ever heard!]
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Desire to Avoid Divorce
Max Newman
I don't want to get a divorce from you.
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