The Complexity of Love and Lies
Charlie:
It's that word, man. Love. I wanted to say it but I just couldn't. How could I say something if I don't feel it?
Stu:
Easy. Lie! What do you think all relationships are based on, man? Lies!
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A Misunderstanding in French Expressions
Cam Wexler:
Shit! Shit shit SHIT... pardon my French.
Charlie:
I speak a little French and that sounded like "shit.
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Symbolism of love through a pebble
Cam Wexler: [about penguin behavior]
When a male is sweet on a female, he searches the entire beach to find the perfect pebble to present to her. When he finally finds it, he waddles over and presents the stone by placing it at her feet. If she accepts, they'll be life-long mates.
Charlie:
It's kind of like an engagement ring.
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A Threat Escalates to an Intense Challenge
Cam Wexler:
One more word and I'll hide your stash.
Eleanor Skipple: [when Charlie proposes to have sex with her]
I'm going to fuck you till you die!
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Inappropriate Humor About Medical Imagery
Stu:
I jerk off to her mammograms.
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Humorous McDonald's Burger Comparison
Stu:
If you were a hamburger at McDonald's, I'd name you my McBeautiful Titty Sandwich with titties on top.
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A Lighthearted Take on Routine Checkups
Charlie:
See you in six months for a routine stabbing.
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Tone of Voice Commentary
Charlie:
Don't look at me in that tone of voice.
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Desire for Acceptance and Love
Charlie:
My entire life, I've been nothing more than a stepping-stone to every relationship I've ever been in. There's always been a next guy who's better than me. For once in my life, I want to be that next guy. I've never said this to anybody before in my whole life. Cam... I love you. I love you, Cam.
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