Good Luck Chuck Quotes

Stu If you were a hamburger at McDonald's, I'd name you my McBeautiful Titty Sandwich with titties on top.

Charlie Don't look at me in that tone of voice.

Charlie My entire life, I've been nothing more than a stepping-stone to every relationship I've ever been in. There's always been a next guy who's better than me. For once in my life, I want to be that next guy. I've never said this to anybody before in my whole life. Cam... I love you. I love you, Cam.

Cam Wexler Shit! Shit shit SHIT... pardon my French.

Charlie I speak a little French and that sounded like "shit.

Charlie See you in six months for a routine stabbing.

Cam Wexler One more word and I'll hide your stash.

Eleanor Skipple I'm going to fuck you till you die!

Cam Wexler When a male is sweet on a female, he searches the entire beach to find the perfect pebble to present to her. When he finally finds it, he waddles over and presents the stone by placing it at her feet. If she accepts, they'll be life-long mates.

Charlie It's kind of like an engagement ring.

Stu I jerk off to her mammograms.

Charlie It's that word, man. Love. I wanted to say it but I just couldn't. How could I say something if I don't feel it?

Stu Easy. Lie! What do you think all relationships are based on, man? Lies!