Return of Hilarious Comedy Duo
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THEY'RE BACK AGAIN...in the most hilarious comedy of their career!
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Assignment of a Porter and Schedule Adjustments
Stan: [Hippo lights his pipe with an exploded shell and gets soot all over his face]
Look, they've assigned us a porter.
Oliver:
You may start over here, my good man, and you may have Thursdays off.
Stan:
Twice a week.
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Unexpected Responses in Tense Conversation
Sgt. Hippo:
What did I ever do to deserve a couple of yaps like you?
Stan:
Maybe you were good to your mother.
Sgt. Hippo:
Pipe down!
Stan:
Yes, sir.
Sgt. Hippo:
Now at 10:00 you're all going over for an IQ test, and according to the answers you give, you'll be classified in a job.
Stan:
Swell! We're good at quizes, aren't we, Ollie?
Oliver:
Maybe they'll put me in the intelligence "corpse".
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