Gross Anatomy Quotes

Interviewer #2 Let us imagine I am not talking to you. I am doing this interview with one of your old professors, and he is discussing your performance in his class.

Joe Joe Slovak was a dedicated student. In fact, I could not teach him anything new. He was the one who taught me.

Joe Slovak He's human. Not superhuman, just human. He did what he thought he had to do because he wanted to be a doctor more than anything else in the world and you ruined this for him.

Kim Guys, I'm going to have this baby now!

Joe Miles, give me your shirt!

Miles What? This is silk!

Redneck Some girl is having a kid, in here?? That's it, I'm outta here!

Laurie Are you following me?

Joe Well, I have to you see. I've told everybody I know we're dating. So, you see I have to be seen with you outside of class or they'll think I'm lying.

Dr. Woodruff And now, now I just wonder about some of these brilliant doctors of mine. You know, with their minds for medicine and their hearts for, what, real estate. You know, I wonder what they'd say to some lonely terrified patient, who grabs their hand and says, "Can you explain this to me? Can you help me accept this? Can you at least sit with me so I don't feel so alone?" Well, I bet they don't say anything because I didn't teach them to.

David You know, when I filled out my housing application, I asked for a roommate who was quiet, serious, and neat. How did you describe yourself?

Joe I lied.

Interviewer #1 Tell me. Joe or Joseph, why do you want to be a doctor?

Joe That's easy. I want to help people.

Interviewer #1 Come on, Joe. You can be honest with me. Why do you want to be a doctor?

Joe Well, uh. I want to make lots of money.

Joe Slovak What? What's the matter? You never seen a medical student before?

Taglines No one thought a rebel like Joe Slovak would make it through Medical School. But they didn't know Joe.

Taglines It Takes Hard Work, Discipline, And Committment To Get Through Med School. But Joe's Never Done Anything By The Book.