30 quotes
A Bet on One Knee
Lenny
I bet you $5.00 he gets on one knee.
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Questioning Connections and Perceptions
Kurt
How do you get that... from that?
[''talking about Jasmaine Hilliard and Rob'']
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Lenny's Question About Saskatchatoon
Lenny
Where is Saskatchatoon?
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Understanding and Clarity in Perspective
Kurt
Now, that makes sense.
[''(seeing Bridget, Rob's resemblance daughter'']
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Marcus inquires about MCA's whereabouts.
Marcus
Hey, Y. Where's MCA?
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Commitment to Being the Last One
Roxanne
As long as I am the last.
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A Simple Reminder to Adapt
Lenny
Shift, shift.
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Rob announces Motion 78 to the group.
Rob
Hey, guys! Motion 78!
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Critique of Men's Behavior in Relationships
Roxanne
Typical men. They put it in and take it out like bitch why you take it out, and then trade it in for some cow.
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Comment on Physical Appearance and Growth
Kurt
I see that ass is still growing. Got a little Kardhashian in there.
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Expressing Disgust or Displeasure
Marcus
Oh, grody.
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A Direct Comment on Weight
Marcus
Um... you're fat.
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Aim and Shoot: A Simple Strategy
Lenny
You see that? You just aim for a spot and shoot the ball there?
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Questioning a Serious Situation
Marcus
What, are you going in the electric chair?
[to Deanne's mother]
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A Surprising Family Revelation
Roxanne
And this must be your mother.
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Marcus's Apology About Mexico
Marcus
Oh, I'm sorry. Not hell... Mexico.
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A Humorous Final Request from Marcus
Marcus
If I don't make it to the funeral, tell the police it was Arlene from Applebee's.
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Heartbreak Expressed in Simple Words
Kurt
You broke my heart!
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Expression of Apology
Roxanne
I'm sorry!
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A Simple Request to Higgins
Lenny
Higgins, don't say that.
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Questioning Unexpected Feelings of Attraction
Marcus
Is that making me horny? Yes!
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A Milestone in Romantic Experiences
Lenny
Roxanne, I have made out with about 25 girls in this very spot and I want you to be number 26.
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Expressing Long-Standing Thoughts and Feelings
Rob
That's what I've been trying to say all along.
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Marcus questions Lenny's commitment to fitness.
Marcus
Hey. What's up, Lenny? Buddy, I thought you were going to start working out.
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Character Expresses Common Desire
Marcus
I'm horny too!
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Questioning About Unshared Information
Marcus
Why didn't you tell us she gets it?
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A Family Reunion for Growth and Reflection
Lenny
We needed to be here. Our kids were turning into snotty, spoiled, little. This is what we needed.
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Unexpected Encounter with a Turtle
Marcus
Ahh bad turtle!
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Roxanne Compliments a Child's Cuteness
Roxanne
Your son is so cute. How old is he?
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Desire for an Unfixed Car
Kurt
I hope that car never gets fixed.
[''looking at Jasmine's butt, as she is trying to fix the car bending over'']
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