Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017) - Quotes

One Chance to Save the Galaxy Twice

Taglines: You only get one chance to save the galaxy twice.

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Anyone Can Save the Galaxy Once

Taglines: Anyone can save the galaxy once.

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A Clear Statement of Certainty

Taglines: Obviously.

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The Galaxy Needs Saving This Summer

Taglines: This summer, the galaxy won't save itself.

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Lost Opportunity for Connection and Stories

Watcher Informant: Hey, fellas. Wait, where are you going? You were supposed to be my lift home. How will I get out of here? Hey! Aw, gee… I’ve got so many more stories to tell. Aw, guys. Oh, gee…

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Messy Rooms and Boring Games

Quill: Ugh, dude. Seriously? You gotta clean up your room. It’s a complete mess.

Groot: I am Groot…

Quill: I am not boring. You’re boring. You know what’s boring? Sitting there, playing that mind-numbing game. What’s boring is me tripping over your vines every day! I’m not boring!

Groot: I am Groot.

Quill: And now I know how Yondu felt.

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The Creation of a New Evolutionary Force

Chambermaid: High Priestess, the Council is waiting.

Ayesha: They are perturbed I’ve wasted our resources. When they see what I have created here… their wrath will dissipate.

Chambermaid: It’s a new type of birthing pod, ma’am?

Ayesha: [''We see an advanced birth pod''] That, my child… is the next step in our evolution. More powerful, more beautiful… more capable of destroying the Guardians of the Galaxy. I think I shall call him... Adam.

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Reunion Amidst Loss and Remembrance

Stakar Ogord: You know, it's a shame that it took the tragedy of losing Yondu to bring us all together again. But I think he would be proud knowing that we're back as a team.

Charlie-27: I'm in.

Martinex: Dope.

Mainframe: I missed you guys so much!

Aleta Ogord: Hell. Yes.

Stakar Ogord: What say we go steal some shit?

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Farewell to a Fallen Comrade

Martinex: He didn't let us down after all, Captain?

Stakar Ogord: No, he did not, son. He did not.

Charlie-27: Fare thee well, old friend.

Aleta Ogord: Yondu Odonta, I will see you in the stars.

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A Father’s Regret and a Son’s Bond

Yondu: He may have been your father, boy, but he wasn't your daddy. I'm sorry I didn't do none of it right. I'm damn lucky you were my boy.

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Rocket's Motivations in Saving Quill

Yondu: WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING, BOY?!

Rocket: I could tell by how you talked about him this Ego's bad news! We’re here to save Quill!

Yondu: For what? Huh?! For honor? For love?

Rocket: No! I don’t care about those things! I wanna save Quill so I can prove I'm better than him! I can lord this over him forever!

Rocket: What are you laughing at me for?

Yondu: You can fool yourself and everyone else, but you can't fool me. I know who you are.

Rocket: You don't know anything about me, loser!

Yondu: I know everything about you. I know you play like you're the meanest and the hardest, but actually, you're the most scared of all.

Rocket: Shut up!

Yondu: I know you steal batteries you don't need, and you push away anyone who's willing to put up with you, cause just a little bit of love reminds you of how big and empty that hole inside you actually is.

Rocket: I said shut up!

Yondu: I know them scientists what made you, never gave a rat's ass about you!

Rocket: I'm serious, dude!

Yondu: Just like my own damn parents, who sold me, their own little baby, into slavery! I know who you are, boy! Because you're me.

Rocket: ...What kind of a pair are we?

Yondu: The kind that's about to go fight a planet, I reckon.

Rocket: All right, okay! Good, that's-- Wait. Fight a what?

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The Nature of Expansion and Connection

Ego: I call it the Expansion. It is mypurpose. And now it’s yours aswell.

Quill: It’s beautiful.

Ego: [''Turns to see Peter looking doubtful''] Over thousands of years I implanted thousands of extensions of myself on thousands of worlds. In the dioramas, the cosmic plants overgrow and cover each of the planets, like chocolate on a malt ball needed to fulfill life’s one true purpose: to grow and to spread, covering all that exists, until everything... is me. I only had one problem. A single Celestial doesn’t have enough power for such an enterprise. But two Celestials - well now, that just might do. For the first time in my existence... I am truly NOT ALONE! What is it, son?

Quill: My friends...

Ego: Now, well, you see, that's the mortal in you, Peter.

Quill: Yes...

Ego: We are beyond such things.

Quill: Yes...

Ego: Now--

Quill: But my mother... you said you loved my mother.

Ego: And that I did. My River Lily, who knew all the words to every song that came over the radio. I returned to Earth to see her three times, and I knew if I returned a fourth, well... I'd never leave. The Expansion... the reason for my very existence would be over, so I did what I had to do. But... it broke my heart to put that tumor in her head.

Quill: [''Outraged, shaking off Ego's influence''] What?!

Ego: Now, now, all right, I know that sounds bad--

Ego: [''Reforming''] Who... in the HELL do you think you are?!

Quill: YOU KILLED MY MOTHER!

Ego: [''Changes into David Hasselhoff''; ''Changes back''; ''Pierces Quill with a tendril of energy''] I tried so hard to find the form... ...that best suited you, and this is the thanks I get?! You really need to grow up! I wanted to do this together, but I suppose you'll have to learn by spending the next thousand years as a BATTERY!

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Unexpected Encounters Amidst Fireworks

Drax: Hey!

Gamora: Who are you people?! What is this place?!

Drax: What is she doing here?

Nebula: Just watching the fireworks.

Drax: Gamora, let her go!

Gamora: The bodies in the caverns, who are they?!

Mantis: [''Gamora lets go of Mantis's neck''] You are scared.

Gamora: We need to find Peter now and get off this damn planet.

Mantis: Ego will have won him to his side by now. He has a way of -

Nebula: Then we just go.

Gamora: No. He’s our friend.

Nebula: All any of you do is yell at each other. You’re not friends.

Drax: [''To Nebula''] You’re right. We’re family. We leave no one behind. Except maybe you.

Gamora: What did she do to me?!

Drax: She already told me everything.

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Color Observations in Guardians of the Galaxy

Rocket: One's blue!

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A Reunion in a Disreputable Establishment

Yondu: Stakar. It's been some time.

Stakar Ogord: [''Disdainfully''; ''He and his crew start to leave''] It seems like this establishment is the wrong kind of disreputable.

Innkeeper's Wife: Sir!

Yondu: Stakar!

Stakar Ogord: There’s a hundred Ravager factions. You lost the business of 99 of them by serving one.

Innkeeper's Wife: Please, sir. Please!

Stakar Ogord: [''Pushing her away''] Get away from me.

Yondu: [''Shouting after him''] YOU CAN GO TO HELL, THEN! I don't give a damn what you think of me!

Stakar Ogord: So what are you following us for?!

Yondu: Because you're gonna listen to what I gotta say!

Stakar Ogord: I don't gotta listen to nothing! You betrayed the code! Ravagers don't deal in kids!

Yondu: I told you before! I didn't know what was going on!

Stakar Ogord: You didn't know cause you didn't want to know, cause it made you rich!

Yondu: [''Desperately''] I demand a seat at the table! I wear these flames, same as you!

Stakar Ogord: [''In a quieter, more sad tone''] You may dress like us, but you'll never hear the hordes of freedom when you die, Yondu, and the colours of Ogord will never flash over your grave. If you think I take pleasure in exiling you, you're wrong. You broke all our hearts.

Motivations and Nicknames Among Friends

Rocket: You know why I did it Star-Munch? Hmm?

Quill: I'm not gonna answer to "Star-Munch.

Rocket: I did it because I wanted to.

Quill: Dick.

Rocket: What are we even talking about this for? We just had a little man save us by blowing up fifty ships!

Drax: How little?

Rocket: Well, I don't know, like this? (he holds his fingers about an inch apart)

Humorous Banter Among Guardians of the Galaxy

Rocket: Quill, when you go to bed tonight there's gonna be something squishy in your pillowcase and you're gonna be like "What's this?" and it's gonna be because I put a turd in there!

Quill: You put your turd in my bed, I shave you.

Rocket: Oh, it won't be my turd, it'll be Drax's!

Drax: [''Laughs''] I have famously huge turds!

Confrontation with the Sovereign Fleet

Quill: This is weird. We have a Sovereign fleet approaching from the rear.

Gamora: Why would they do that?

Drax: Probably because Rocket stole some of their batteries.

Rocket: Dude!

Drax: [''Awkwardly''; ''The Sovereign fleet open fire''] Right... He didn't steal some of those. I don't know why they're after us. What a mystery this is.

Quill: What were you thinking?!

Rocket: Dude, they were really easy to steal.

Gamora: That's your defense?