Gummo Quotes

Solomon Is she dead?

Tummler She's alive on that machine.

Cowboy #1 This shitty-ass rabbit stinks!

Cowboy #2 I know.

Cowboy #1 He smells like pussy! He smells like an asshole!

Cowboy #2 Hey, motherfucker!

Cowboy #1 Smells like wetback dick!

Cowboy #2 They smell like a pound of bullshit!

Tummler I knew a guy who was dyslexic, but he was also cross-eyed, so everything came out right.

Taglines Prepare to visit a town you'd never want to call home.

Tummler I'm pretty smart, if I say so myself.

Tummler This afternoon, we walked into a fruit store, and the clerk thinks I'm some out-of-town hick. "Those apples will be two bucks each," he tells me. That's where I outsmarted him. I pass over a five. And as he's about to give me a dollar change, I say, "Keep it, we're even. On the way in, I stepped on a grape.

Tummler When I sit down to eat, I get sexy! When I go to bed, I get hungry! I saw a man lying in the street, and I said, "Can I help you?" He said, "No. I just found a parking space. Now I'm waiting for my wife to go buy a car!

Taglines From the creator of KIDS

Solomon Do you love me?

Cassiday Yes.

Solomon Do you think I'm attractive?

Cassiday No. You look fine just the way you are - skinny.

Solomon You got this one?

Tummler Yep.

Solomon Don't kill the bitch. It's a house cat.

Tummler It's a lesbian cat. You can tell.

Solomon Looks like my mom.

Tummler's Father That little girl from Salt Lake City / Two quart legs and two rubber titties / Loves electricity, but she burns off gas / Got a V8 pussy and a Cadillac ass.

Eddie I take Ritalin, this kind of prescription drug. It's not like a drug that fucks you up. If anything, it makes you normal.

Solomon Xenia, Ohio. Xenia, Ohio. A few years ago, a tornado hit this place. It killed the people, left and right. Dogs died. Cats died. Houses were split open, and you could see necklaces hanging from branches of trees. People's legs and neck bones were sticking out. Oliver found a leg on his roof. A lot of people's fathers died, and were killed by the great tornado. I saw a girl fly through the sky, and I looked up her skirt. Her skull was smashed. And some kids died. My neighbor was killed in that house. He used to ride bikes and three-wheelers. They never found his head. I always thought that was funny. People died in Xenia. Before dad died, he had a bad case of the diabetes.