Halloween: Resurrection Quotes

Laurie Strode I knew you'd come for me sooner or later. What took you so long?

Freddie Harris Looking a little crispy over there, Mikey. ] motherfucker. Well, may he never, ever rest in peace.

Nurse Phillips Why is this patient in lockdown?

Freddie Harris You hit me like I murdered your fucking Mother or something!

Freddie Harris Let's see what you got!

Freddie Harris ] on his motel room television] Get his ass! Get his ass! Get his ass! Who's better than Wat Chun Lee? Whoopin everybody ass while he's smokin a cigarette. Oh, shit. Who's knockin on my door this late? Whoever this is, is distracting me from seeing Wat Chun Lee whoop some ass. Sara? Ooh. Sara, what are you doing here? It's late.

Sara I'm dropping out.

Freddie Harris What?

Sara I'm sorry. It's just I'm so freaked out I can't even sleep.

Freddie Harris Slow down, slow down. What's the problem?

Sara Can't you see I'm not like the others?

Freddie Harris I know you're not like the others. You know you're not like the others. The others ain't nothin but a bunch... of smart-ass, wise-crackin', posin wannabes. You are the real deal. Every existing element about you... is what the internet audience really wants.

Sara I don't want to be famous.

Freddie Harris What do you mean you don't want to be famous? That's ].

Sara I think I'm just scared.

Freddie Harris It's okay to be scared. Being scared is good. Fear is good. Fear motivates. Fear gives you the feeling of being alive.

Sara Fear makes me ].

Freddie Harris Trust me, please. When it's all said and done, at the end of the day... you'd be surprised of how much you surprise yourself.

Sara I'm sorry to bother you. I just...

Freddie Harris It's okay. Do me a favor. Sleep on it. We'll talk about it tomorrow. You can sweat it tonight, man. Now take your tail on outta here and go to bed. Ol Freddie boy, damn, you good.

Jim Morgan You know, Donna, you got great legs. What time do they open? That'd be one o'clock?

Freddie Harris Whoa, shit, man! Charlie, where da fuck you been, man? Don't you know we been lookin all over dis muthafucka for you? And why the hell are you dressed like me anyway? I'm not payin you to be Michael Myers! I'M playin Michael Myers! And if them kids come around and see us dressed up in the same shit, it's going to ruin the whole effect! God damn it! What the hell is wrong with you? I said what are you looking at me like that for? Huh? You don't get it? You don't get it? Your shit up there ain't workin or something? Huh? You need to get you ass back in the garage with Nora! That's your job! Go back in there and help her ass out! Go do your job! I left the back door unlocked for your ass to go out the back and into the garage! That's what I did! You need to get the hell out of here! Go on! Skoot! Skedaddle! ] God damn it... what the hell does somebody gotta do to get a little decent help up in this mothafucka?

Jim Morgan She must be going for the first Internet Emmy.

Freddie Harris Hey Mikey! Happy Fuckin Halloween!

Donna Chang Cameras are so... ].

Jim Morgan Is that good or bad?

Donna Chang Depends who's watching.

Laurie Strode You failed, Michael. You want to know why? Because I'm not afraid of you. But what about you? Are you afraid of me? Are you afraid to die, Michael?

Freddie Harris Fear is good. Fear is what gives us the feeling of being alive.

Sara Fear makes me want to throw up.

Sara Rudy, do you ever think about anything other than food?

Rudy Grimes Wouldn't you like to know?

Bill You know, I think it happened when she was right there. Poor little Judith. Helpless, brushing her hair, young and naked.

Jenna Danzig Yeah. Cause that's gonna happen, right?

Bill Come on, Jen. One flash and ]

Freddie Harris Trick or treat, motherfucker!

Sara Aren't we supposed to be looking for answers?

Jim Morgan All right, the devil made him do it. I'm done.

Rudy Grimes Never underestimate the effect of a poor diet. Too much ], not enough ]. Next thing you know, you're cutting up bodies in the bathtub. I mean, look at ]. He was a ]. The brother was seriously malnourished.

Jim Morgan Say something smart.

Donna Chang Existence precedes essence.

Jim Morgan God, you're sexy.

Donna Chang I'm interested in how Michael Myers embodies the politics of violence embedded in pop mythology.

Aron Don't do it. That's the house where it all started. He walked it's hallways. Hide in it's closets. Dreamed in it's bedrooms. Helped his Mother in the kitchen. Watched TV in the living room with his Dad. Played in his Sisters bedroom. Then one day he picked up a knife and he never put it down again.

Rudy Grimes Hey, Michael. Yeah, I'm talkin to you. You want a piece of me?

Rudy Grimes Don't distract me.

Jenna Danzig Oh, I can't help myself. I am distracting.

Laurie Strode You've heard of ]. And waiting for you on the other side of that door is either ] or ]. This is that door.

Freddie Harris Michael Myers is a killer shark. In baggy ass overalls who gets his kicks from killing everyone and everything he comes across.

Rudy Grimes You want some of this? Huh? You want to try and fucking kill me? Huh? You like sushi, motherfucka?

Jenna Danzig This must be where the demon was conceived.

Harold Michael Myers. Born October 19th, 1957. Killed his older sister, October 31st, 1963. Killed three high school students, October 31st, 1978. Also killed three nurses and a paramedic, same night. Was believed to be dead, then killed four students, ], 1998. Has been missing, unheard of, last three years. Now he's back.

Freddie Harris Let the dangertainment begin! Up in this motherfucker.

Laurie Strode I'll see you in Hell.

Jenna Danzig You are, like, this close to getting voted off the island.