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Hancock Quotes

"There are heroes. There are superheroes. And then there's Hancock."

PG-13 2008 · 1h 32m
64
Audience
64
Audience
30 quotes
Hancock's Threatening Ultimatum to Criminals
Hancock But if you don't pull over & give yourselves up quietly, I swear to ], your head is going up the driver's ass, his head is going up your ass, and you drew the short straw cause your head's going up my ass.
[[Christ]
Questioning Self-Perception and Identity
Hancock Do I ] like I ] what ] ]?
[[look; [care; [people; [think]
Hancock's Commitment to Change and Improvement
Hancock I ] to the people of ]. My behavior has been improper and I accept the ]. I ask my fellow Angelinos for their ] and ]. ] here can be difficult for me. After all, I am the only one of my kind. During my incarceration, I will be participating in alcohol and ] management treatment. You deserve better from me. I can be better. I will be better.
[[apologize; [Los Angeles; [consequences; [patience; [understanding; [Life; [anger]
Hancock's Frustration with Expectations
Hancock What you want? A cookie? Get the ] out of my ].
[[hell; [face]
Understanding Immortality and Its Impact
Ray Embrey * To Mary, after realizing she is an immortal.
Misunderstanding a Name in Conversation
Hancock That's a good meatball, boy.
Mary Aaron.
Hancock Momma's callin you.
Mary No, his name's Aaron.
The Burden of Superhero Expectations
Ray Embrey You're a superhero for ]'s sake, people should love you.
[[God]
Hancock's Response to Crowd Accusations
Women You injured that poor woman.
Large man Ya, she should sue you!
Crowd Yeah!
Hancock Okay, well you should sue McDonald's cause they fucked you up.
Woman And I can smell that liquor in your breath!
Hancock Cause I been drinkin', bitch!
Questioning the Decision to Ride
Hancock Ya'll fellas sure you want to ride this ]?
[[train]
Commitment to Global Sustainability Initiatives
Ray Embrey The ] will be ] globally as a symbol of companies that are committed to ] the ]. They'll give away their sustenance goods of ], ], ], clothing for ].
[[All; [Heart; [symbol; [known; [changing; [world; [food; [drugs; [power; [free]
Reflection on Loneliness and Identity
Hancock You gotta wonder though, what kind of bastard must I have been.....that nobody was there to claim me? I mean, I'm no, I'm not the most charming guy on the world so I've been told, but nobody?
Facing Difficult Challenges
Mary Embrey This is very hard to ].
[[explain]
Critique of Fast Food Impact on Health
Hancock Well you should sue McDonalds cause they fucked you up.
Humorous Reflection on National Horn Day
Ray Embrey What is it, National Horn Day?
Warning Against Potential Danger
Hancock (to Mary) You better not hit me with that truck!
A Direct Accusation of Bad Behavior
Ray Embrey You're an asshole.
Questioning a Relationship's Worth
Mary Embrey I think you're wasting your ] with this guy.
[[time]
Hancock's Praise for Ray's Efforts
Hancock You're gonna ] the ]. Good job, Ray.
[[change; [world]
Claiming a Unique Relationship Status
Mary Embrey (after Ray says Hancock to go away) Technically speaking, he's my husband.
Mary's Urgent Call to Hancock
Mary Embrey (to Hancock) GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!!!
Acceptance of Our True Selves
Mary Embrey Okay! I was ]! And — I'm very ] — as well. It's just the way we are.
[[flying; [strong]
Hancock Addresses Traffic Jam Situation
Hancock All you people blocking the intersection...you're all ].
[[idiots]
Consequence of Inaction in Hancock
Hancock If you don't move — your head is going up his ass.
Repetition of Frustration and Defiance
Hancock (repeated line) Call me an asshole, one more time.
Connection and Destiny in Relationships
Mary Embrey Whatever we are we were built in twos, okay? We're drawn to each other — no matter how far I run, he's always there — he finds me! It's ]!
[[physics]
First Date Conversation Starters
Ray Embrey That's something you might want to bring up on a first date, Mary. "I don't like to ]." "I'm allergic to ]." "I'm ]." Those are like some things you might want to give a little heads up on.
[[travel; [cats; [immortal]
The Ethics of Offering Free Medication
Ray We at Embrey Publicity would like to offer you the AllHeart symbol. Now you would be among a very select group of corporate giants to bear this logo on your product. And what this would say to the public is that your company, Pharmatopsis, had made a radical contribution to helping our world. And here is all you'd have to do to qualify: Your new TB drug, micadin, we would like you to give that product away, for free.
Businessman Did you say free?
Ray I did — only to those who really need it. Only to those who without it would otherwise die.
Businessman Alright. As a concept "free" is kind of up there with "lethal side effects—
Businessman 2 Mandatory product recall.
Businessman Get indicted, going to jail —
Businessman 2 Get out, work at IHOP the rest of your career—
Ray Understandable reactions — a radical concept — but it is the brand that represents a fairer and better world. The brand that everyone is talking about. ...Anyway — we can save the world. Someone's just got to go first. What do you say?
CEO Are you a crackpot?
Determined to Stay Despite Challenges
Mary Embrey He's not going to go.
Unintended Consequences of Superhero Actions
Ray Embrey * After Hancock tosses a child irritating him miles into the air.
Confrontation and Memory in Hancock's Argument
Hancock (to Mary, during their heated row) I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!! I HATE TO BURST YOUR CRAZY LADY BUBBLE, BUT IT MUST NOT HAVE BEEN ALL THAT GREAT, CAUSE I DON'T REMEMBER YOU!