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Happiest Season Quotes

PG-13 2020 · 1h 42m 71 Audience
30 quotes
Surveillance and Personal Accountability
John I track everybody. If the NSA can do it, so can I.
Challenging Patriarchy with Bold Actions
John Way to stick it to the patriarchy. Really well done.
Light-hearted comment on past relationships and dessert
Abby : Well, who knows, maybe another one of your exes will bring out dessert.
[after meeting Riley]
Coping with Night Terrors in Silence
Jane I had night terrors. They put me down here so I wouldn't wake everyone up.
Embracing Singlehood and Ready for Romance
Jane I don't know about you, but I am single and I am ready to mingle.
Jane's Offer to Make Space
Jane Let me know if you guys need any more room. I can make myself real small.
Embracing Truth and Love
Harper Sloane wasn't lying! I'm gay. And I am in love with Abby. I'm sorry I didn't tell you guys sooner, but I know how much appearances and reputation matter to you. And me being gay didn't fit into the plan. But I let myself hurt Riley because I was so scared that you'd find out I wasn't who you wanted me to be, and I still regret it. I can't do that to Abby and throw away our life together. So I am done being scared, and I am done keeping secrets.
Questioning Awareness of LGBTQ+ Identities
John Have they ever met a lesbian?
A Playful Demand for a Hug
Jane : Freeze! Don’t move one more muscle before I hug you!
[to Sloane]
Harper's Frustration with Jane
Harper Shut up, Jane!
Embracing Different Holiday Perspectives
Abby Thank you for trying to get me to like Christmas. I love that you love it. I'm just so content taking care of other people's pets when they're away for the holiday.
Claiming My Place in the Family
Jane : I put 100 hours into that painting, and you... you just destroyed it like it was nothing. It was something. I am something. And guess what: I like myself. And maybe you all don’t because I’m not fancy. But whether you like it or not, I’m a part of this family, and I will not be left out anymore!
[after Harper accidentally destroys her painting]
Understanding Individual Journeys in Love
John Everybody's story is different. Just because Harper isn't ready doesn't mean she never will be, and it doesn't mean she doesn't love you.
Encouragement to Resolve Conflict Through Affection
Jane Come on, guys. Just hug it out.
Planning a Christmas Proposal Tradition
Abby I know this is very old-fashioned, but I am probably gonna ask her dad for his blessing and propose to her on Christmas morning.
Jane's Unique Skill with Routers
Jane I have a way with routers.
Surveillance and Connection in Relationships
John : I'm tracking you.
[repeated line to Abby]
A Christmas Invitation to Love
Harper Come with me to my parents house for Christmas. I want to wake up with you on Christmas morning. And if that doesn't convince you to love Christmas, I'll never bring it up again.
Reflections on Relationships and Breakups
Abby : No. But I have. Cause... I have had many. Um, but‐but not too many; an‐an appropriate amount. I actually just went through a breakup. Yeah, with, um, he was a... he was a milk man.
[to the question that does she have a boyfriend]
The Pain of Hidden Love
Abby Do you know how painful it's been to watch the person that I love choose to hide me?
Effort vs. Worth in Holiday Traditions
Harper : Snowman pancakes? God, that’s a lot of work for something that’s just gonna turn to shit. Oh, but that’s kind of like your law degree.
[to her sister, Sloane]
Prioritizing family over financial gain
Jane The money doesn't matter. When I sell my book, I'll take care of all of us.
Commitment to Love and Identity
Abby : She is my person and I really want everyone to know that. I want to marry her.
[about Harper]
Questioning Authenticity in Relationships
Abby Yesterday I never felt closer to another person in my entire life, and now I don't know her. I thought she loved me and was happy, but I see her here and she's so terrified of what everyone thinks. It's just making me wonder who the real Harper is.
Questioning the Value of Traditional Marriage
John Abby, you and Harper have a perfect relationship. Why do you want to ruin that by engaging in one of the most archaic institutions in the history of the human race?
Hiding Myself, Not You
Harper I am not hiding you. I am hiding me.
Misunderstandings About Holiday Relationships
John So her parents think that their straight daughter brought home her lesbian friend for Christmas?
Mastering the Art of Competition
Sloane I always skated circles around you.
Celebrating the Joy of Christmas Decorations
Harper : How can you not love the lights and the decorations and the Christmas trees?
[to Abby]
Navigating Secrets in a Relationship
Abby Harper isn't out and her parents don't know we're together.