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A Prince's Noble Quest Takes a Humorous Turn
Rick
What's going on?
Mambo
There's the dashing prince, he's charging, he's wielding his noble sword, with... with fiery determination, he's falling off, he's falling off the steed, he fell off... he's on the ground now, he's on the ground, he's lookin for his noble sword...
[''watching Prince Humperdink storm the castle'']
Rick
I'm almost starting to feel sorry for the guy!
Mambo
He's feeling around, is that, he has a stick,
Mambo
Oh... ooh, they're kicking him now... and they're laughing, they're laughing at him, and they're, he, oh, he just... got... captured...
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Challenging Traditional Fairy Tale Norms
Munk
We're not tipping the scales of good and evil so YOU can be entertained!
Mambo
What if we made the 7 dwarves, 7 feet TALL? And...
Munk
No way!
Mambo
What about making Rapunzel go bald...
Munk
NO! Forget it.
[''interrupts, grabs remote'']
Mambo
Couldn't we just give her split ends, or dandruff or a mullet, or SOMETHING!?!
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A Grim Outlook for the Future
Taglines
The future looks Grimm
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Frustration with the Laws of Nature
Mambo
I hate gravity!
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Changing Perspectives on Fairy Tale Endings
Taglines
Fairy Tale Endings Aren't What They Used To Be
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Caution Against Traditional Fairy Tale Choices
Taglines
Don't Let Your Hair Down. Don't Go To The Ball. Don't Visit Grandma.
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Curiosity About a Mysterious Warning
Ella
Oh, did you see him today? Who's he warning?
[''gushing to Rick about Prince Humperdink'']
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Unexpected Hospitality at the Dinner Table
Rick
Can I get you guys a refill on the meat?
Wolf #1
What's your rush, kid? Sit down!
[''gestures to a chair'']
Wolf #2
Takes a load off! Pour yourself a glass.
Rick
All right! Don't mind if I do. You know, that's the first time anybody asked me to sit down...
[''sits'']
Wolf #1
So, what's your name, kid?
Rick
Rick.
Wolf #2
So, are you a good guy, or a bad guy, or what kind?
Rick
Neither! I work in the kitchen.
Wolf #1
Let me give you some advice. Around here, you're either a good guy, or a bad guy. And between you and me, I don't see much future in being good *Capiche*?
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The Principle of Finders Keepers
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Finders Keepers.
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