31 quotes
The Illusion of the American Dream
Scott
The American dream never happened. The American nightmare is already here. I mean, look at the ]. It is 555 feet above the ground and 111 feet below the ground. 555 plus 111 is 666. 6-6-6, Poppy. 6-6-6
[[w:Washington Monument|Washington Monument]
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The Pursuit of Happiness and Its Limits
Zoe
You can't make everyone happy.
Poppy
There's no harm in trying that Zoe, is there?
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Critique of the Education System
Scott
The education system in this country produces left-brain prisoners!
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Consequences of Good Intentions
Scott
The road to Hell is paved with good intentions.
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The Importance of Attention in Life
Scott
If you don't pay attention, you're going to kill someone.
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Driving Lessons on Life's Journey
Scott
Mirrors, signal, maneuver, En-ra-ha.
[repeated line]
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Resilience in the Face of Challenges
Poppy
You keep on rowin', and I'll keep on smilin'.
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Dismissive Response to an Assumption
Poppy
Don't think so, gigolo.
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Perception of Honesty and Deception
Zoe
Oh, I see a very strong line. It's your bullshit line. And I see a tall, dark, handsome... turd.
[scrutinizing Poppy's palm]
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Casual Conversation About Food Choices
Poppy
What we having, then?
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Poppy's Exclamation of Surprise
Poppy
Blimey O'Reilly!
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Embracing Happiness in Everyday Life
Poppy
Stay happy.
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Questioning the Purpose of Speed Cameras
Scott
Look, another camera, speed camera. Why do you need speed cameras? There's two guys at the back of the road there selling drugs, and you have a speed camera. Why do you need a speed camera?
[agitatedly]
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Confronting a Violent Student Issue
Poppy
I've got a violent pupil in my flock.
Zoe
What's he doing?
Poppy
Being violent.
Zoe
What, is he hitting you?
Poppy
Been hitting the other kids.
Zoe
What are you doing about it?
Poppy
Spoke to Heather... Poor little bugger. You've got to love them, haven't you?
Zoe
Yes, otherwise you kill em.
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Whimsical Expression of Joyful Nonsense
Poppy
Oh! What-chu-ma-call-it ding dang dilly dilly da da hoo hoo!
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Mirrors, Triangles, and Symbolic Eyes
Scott
Right, you see three mirrors: your two side-view mirrors and your rear-view mirror. They make a Golden Triangle.
Poppy
Is that like the pubic triangle?
Scott
It's a pyramid, and at the top of the pyramid, you see the all-seeing eye, Enraha. Can you repeat that, please? En-ra-ha.
Poppy
Are you talking about the eye of Lucifer?
Scott
No!
Poppy
Cause I don't know if I want to look in there, thank you very much.
[laughs]
Scott
It's not Lucifer. There are two fallen angels before Lucifer. There is Enraha, Raziel and Lucifer.
Poppy
Sorry, I don't have them in my phone book.
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Rosita Santos Introduces Her Spanish Heritage
Flamenco Teacher
So, my name is Rosita Santos and I'm coming from Sevilla in Spain. Or Seville, what you say here. What is famous for our bullfighting, our beautiful oranges... what your English peoples turn into disgusting marmalade.
[in slightly broken English]
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Avoiding the Road to Reality
Poppy
The Road to Reality... Don't wanna be going there!
[pulls out book from shelf; smiles and pushes the book back; laughs]
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A Hilarious Memory in Miami
Poppy
It was in a Cadillac. In Miami. Bunny hop down the beach. I was a bit pissed. It was hilarious!
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Seeking Clarity in Uncertainty
Scott
Bear with me.
Poppy
Is there? Where is he?
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Education System and Individuality Debate
Scott
The left brain is information, data. It's dead. The right brain is individuality. It's where the soul lies. And the education system, it works like this... "I will give you a world view. And if you repeat my world view, if you reconfirm my world view, you will pass your exams and you will go higher and higher and higher, and you will become a policeman, a magistrate, a lawyer, a general, a politician. And you will be happy and you will succeed. But if you think for yourself, if you think outside of the box, then you will be unhappy and you will fail. That's how the education system works. Left turn. Enraha. Signal. Enraha.
Poppy
Were you bullied at school, Scott?
[silence, then contemplatively]
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Repetitive Farewell in Conversation
Poppy
Alright then; see you then, then. Then - then - then
[on the phone; laughs]
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Warning of an impending danger
Poppy
Oh no there's a juggernaut, get down!
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Perception of Value Varies Among Individuals
Scott
Cheapness is relative.
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Vanity versus Safety in Footwear Choices
Scott
Every week I ask you, "Please wear appropriate footwear." And every week you insist on wearing those stupid boots.
Poppy
Yeah, sorry about that.
Scott
You know what this is? This is vanity before safety.
Poppy
Oh, right.
Scott
I'm sorry, Mrs Jones, I'm sorry. Poppy killed your child, but don't worry, she looked really cool in her sexy, seductive boots.
Poppy
Hmm, am I keeping you awake at night?
Scott
No.
Poppy
You sure about that?
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Finding Joy in Unexpected Situations
Poppy
I'm on the lake, with Zoe. Yeah... the bathroom flooded, yeah. It's alright now. We've found a boat.
[closing lines, on cellphone while rowing]
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Poppy's Enthusiastic Departure Statement
Poppy
Here we go, gigolo!
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Facing Death and Embracing Life
Scott
You know, you can make jokes while you're driving, Poppy, but you will crash and you will die laughing.
Poppy
Well, if you're going to go, it's the best way to go, I suppose. Are you scared of death, Scott?
Scott
No, I'm not scared of death. I'm scared of dying. That's why I woke up.
Poppy
Oh, when did you wake up?
Scott
A long time ago.
Poppy
Who set the alarm?
Scott
I set the alarm. I opened my eyes, and I saw.
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Driving Instructions for Safe Navigation
Scott
Keep to the left of the center of the road.
[repeated line]
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Discussion on Beliefs and Identity
Poppy
Are you a Satanist, Scott?
Scott
No... in fact, I'm exactly the opposite.
Poppy
Are you the Pope, then?
[laughs]
Scott
It's the same thing.
Poppy
Is it? Does he know that?
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Unexpected Responses to Life's Expectations
Helen
You want a baby though, don't you Poppy?
Poppy
No thanks, I just had a kebab!
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