Hayseed

In this Canadian Candide update orphan Gordie Jamie Shannon lives with his hippie aunts at a quiet Porridge Glenn farm When his beagle Speedoh is lost a call from a psychic suggests a search in Toronto where hayseed meets hooker wannabe Heidi Sarain Boylan She introduces him to two pastporn performers Shelly Mars Scott Thompson the former stars of Whos Afraid of Vagina Woolf Hick Gordie seems destined for street hustling and boogie nights after encountering a gay band that raises AIDSresearch money by selling Gordie off to a sleazeball pimp Alex Karzis At this juncture however Heidi hatches a plan to reunite Gordie and Speedoh