Reflections on Marriage and Compatibility
Father McKenna:
I know a lot of people who have been married for years and they are still having second thoughts.
Amy:
That's encouraging.
Father McKenna:
But they should have never been married to begin with. They just made bad decisions and picked incompatible mates.
Amy:
You trying to tell me something, Father?
Father McKenna:
Me? No. I don't meddle. I just want you to be sure.
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Questioning the Value of Actions
Amy:
Ralph?
Ralph:
Yeah?
Amy:
Is it worth it?
Ralph:
Huh?
Amy:
Well, getting married, I mean.
Ralph: [beat]
Get dressed, kid. I'll tell you the truth, though. Sometimes I wish I never got married. But other times, I wouldn't trade Roz for anybody. Heh. Marriage is like that. Good times, bad times. You learn to live with it. But it's better than being alone.
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Detectives Discuss a Disturbing Wedding Incident
Detective Len Gamble:
Frank, why'd you get me out of bed for this one?
Det. Frank Daley:
She was getting married, Len... next week.
Detective Len Gamble:
I bet it's him.
Det. Frank Daley:
No, wait, wait. Don't jump to any conclusions. It might be a coincidence.
Detective Len Gamble:
Coincidence?
Det. Frank Daley:
Yeah.
Detective Len Gamble:
No, Frank, he's back. He giving me a second chance.
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Murder Investigation Involving a Tailor's Death
Detective Len Gamble:
What do you have?
Detective Thompson:
A tailor, murdered with a pair of scissors.
Detective Len Gamble:
Does anyone else work here?
Detective Thompson:
The dead guy's wife.
Detective Len Gamble:
Find her, she may be able to help.
Detective Thompson:
And what are you going to be doing?
Detective Len Gamble:
Sleeping, I've had a long drive!
Detective Thompson:
You're a big help!
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Concerns About a Mysterious Follower
Nancy:
Amy's getting married in a few weeks and she thinks some maniac is following her around.
Elliot:
Oh, is he a big man?
Amy:
Let's just forget it.
Elliot:
No, Amy, is he a big man?
Amy:
Yes.
Elliot:
Probably sexual!
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Debate Over Comfort in Intimate Situations
Professor Carl Mason:
Come on, let's do it on the table.
Joyce:
I told you, the table's too hard!
Professor Carl Mason:
No it's not!
Joyce:
Oh, that's easy for you to say, I'm the one on the bottom!
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Joyce's Determination for Confrontation
Joyce: [after the professor she is sleeping with pretends not to know her in front of his wife]
I'm gonna bust his balls tonight.
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