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Murder Investigation Involving a Tailor's Death
Detective Len Gamble
What do you have?
Detective Thompson
A tailor, murdered with a pair of scissors.
Detective Len Gamble
Does anyone else work here?
Detective Thompson
The dead guy's wife.
Detective Len Gamble
Find her, she may be able to help.
Detective Thompson
And what are you going to be doing?
Detective Len Gamble
Sleeping, I've had a long drive!
Detective Thompson
You're a big help!
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Joyce's Determination for Confrontation
Joyce
I'm gonna bust his balls tonight.
[after the professor she is sleeping with pretends not to know her in front of his wife]
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Questioning the Value of Actions
Amy
Ralph?
Ralph
Yeah?
Amy
Is it worth it?
Ralph
Huh?
Amy
Well, getting married, I mean.
Ralph
Get dressed, kid. I'll tell you the truth, though. Sometimes I wish I never got married. But other times, I wouldn't trade Roz for anybody. Heh. Marriage is like that. Good times, bad times. You learn to live with it. But it's better than being alone.
[beat]
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Reflections on Marriage and Compatibility
Father McKenna
I know a lot of people who have been married for years and they are still having second thoughts.
Amy
That's encouraging.
Father McKenna
But they should have never been married to begin with. They just made bad decisions and picked incompatible mates.
Amy
You trying to tell me something, Father?
Father McKenna
Me? No. I don't meddle. I just want you to be sure.
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Debate Over Comfort in Intimate Situations
Professor Carl Mason
Come on, let's do it on the table.
Joyce
I told you, the table's too hard!
Professor Carl Mason
No it's not!
Joyce
Oh, that's easy for you to say, I'm the one on the bottom!
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Detectives Discuss a Disturbing Wedding Incident
Detective Len Gamble
Frank, why'd you get me out of bed for this one?
Det. Frank Daley
She was getting married, Len... next week.
Detective Len Gamble
I bet it's him.
Det. Frank Daley
No, wait, wait. Don't jump to any conclusions. It might be a coincidence.
Detective Len Gamble
Coincidence?
Det. Frank Daley
Yeah.
Detective Len Gamble
No, Frank, he's back. He giving me a second chance.
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Concerns About a Mysterious Follower
Nancy
Amy's getting married in a few weeks and she thinks some maniac is following her around.
Elliot
Oh, is he a big man?
Amy
Let's just forget it.
Elliot
No, Amy, is he a big man?
Amy
Yes.
Elliot
Probably sexual!
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