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Heist Quotes

"It isn't love that makes the world go round."

R 2001 · 1h 47m
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63
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25 quotes
The Necessity of Money in Life
Bergman Everyone needs money. That's why it's called "money".
The Challenge of a Successful Getaway
Bergman No one can get the goods like you, Joe.
Joe Moore Anyone can get the goods. The hard part is getting away.
Bergman Uh-huh.
Joe Moore You plan a good enough getaway, you could steal Ebbets Field.
Bergman Ebbets Field's gone.
Joe Moore What did I tell you?
The Deal in a High-Stakes Situation
Joe Moore Why doesn't he shoot me?
Fran Moore That's the deal.
Joe Moore He ain't gonna shoot me?
Fran Moore No.
Joe Moore Then he hadn't ought to point a gun at me. It's insincere.
Unexpected Journey in a Matchbox
Bergman Ain't you a piece of work?
Fran Moore Yeah. I came all the way from China in a matchbox.
Gift of Persuasion
Joe Moore She could talk her way out of a sunburn.
[of his wife, Fran]
Confidence in a friend's coolness
Jimmy So, is he going to be cool?
Pinky My motherfucker is so cool, when he goes to bed, sheep count him.
The Burden of Choice and Consequence
Bobby Blane Your weight and your fate, right here. Your weight and your fate.
[pulling a gun on Jimmy]
Final Words and Their Impact
Bergman Don't you want to hear my last words?
Joe Moore I just did.
[shoots him dead]
The Unexpected Power of Faith
Bobby Blane Sometimes adrenaline gives people the shakes, some might think it's cowardice, so maybe you'd want to pray about it.
Jimmy I'm not a religious man.
Bobby Blane There's nothing wrong with prayer. We knew this firefighter, this trooper, who always carried a bible next to his heart. We used to mock him, but that bible stopped a bullet.
Jimmy No shit.
Bobby Blane Hand of God, that bible stopped a bullet, would have ruined that fucker's heart. And had he had another bible in front of his face, that man would be alive today.
The Art of Strategic Thinking
D.A. Freccia You're a pretty smart fella.
Joe Moore Ah, not that smart.
D.A. Freccia You're not that smart, how'd you figure it out?
Joe Moore I tried to imagine a fella smarter than myself. Then I tried to think, "what would he do?
Questioning Loyalty and Intentions
Bergman Are you fuckin with me? Are you FUCKIN with me? Or are you done FUCKIN with me?
Bobby Blane's Insightful Chicken Philosophy
Bobby Blane You know why the chicken crossed the road? Because the road crossed the chicken.
The Art of Staying Silent
Jimmy No one can hear me.
Joe Moore No one can hear what you don't say.
Jimmy Hey, I'm as quiet as an ant pissing on cotton.
Joe Moore I don't want you as quiet as an ant pissing on cotton. I want you as quiet as an ant not even thinking about pissing on cotton.
A Cautionary Conversation About Drinking Choices
Betty Croft Take it easy, baby, that stuff'll rot your stomach lining.
Fran Moore Yeah, but I get to drink it first.
Bold Moves for Brilliant Players
Bergman Save the bold moves for the brilliant players.
Youthful Impulsiveness and Recklessness
Joe Moore Young, dumb and full of cum.
[about Jimmy]
The Dual Nature of Love and Wealth
Taglines Love makes the world go round... Love of Gold.
Life's Impermanence and Taking Chances
Joe Moore Nobody lives forever.
Fran Moore ] gave it a shot.
[[Frank Sinatra]
Counting to Three with Reluctance
Bergman I hate to do anything as dramatic as count to three but one, two, three.
Value of Change and Gold
Coffee Cart Man Hey buddy. You forgot your change.
Joe Moore Makes the world go round.
[Takes the change]
Bobby Blane What's that?
Joe Moore Gold.
Bobby Blane Some people say love.
Joe Moore Well, they're right, too. It is love. Love of gold.
Unintended Consequences of Surgery
Bobby Blane Hey, you go to that plastic surgeon, don't you let him put you all the way under. I knew a cat in Stateville one time; went to get his face fixed. Woke up and the sucker had given him a pair of tits.
Bobby Blane Oh, and he landed back inside and never had to want for cigarettes.
Confronting vulnerability in a tense situation
Joe Moore What do you want me to do? Just pull up a chair while you rape me?
The World Spins Beyond Love
Taglines It isn't love that makes the world go round.
Contrast in Perspectives on a Plan
Fran Moore Cute plan, though.
Joe Moore Cute as a Chinese baby.
The Allure of Unfulfilled Plans
Pinky It's a shame you know what, we didn't actually get to do the thing, the swiss job. It's a beautiful plan.
Joe Moore Cute, huh?
Pinky Cute as a pail full of kittens.