3 quotes
A Humorous Misunderstanding About Madame Loo
Chance
Exactly WHAT did you tell her about Madame Loo?
Greg
Only that she's 80 years old, weighs 300 pounds and is one of your oldest friends.
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Humor in Unlikely Conversations
Chance
What did you use for openers this time, the old headache gag? Why, you poor man, perhaps if I rubbed your neck?
[''referring to the fact that Greg brings a girl to a different fire'']
Greg
True - every word, true. But it works.
Chance
Can't say I blame you. A fellow as ugly as you are probably couldn't get to first base without a fire.
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Unexpected Arrivals Spark Confusion Among Friends
Greg
What are you doing here?
[''after being awakened by a kiss from Tish'']
Chance
What's Tish doing here?
[''being awakened by Greg's question'']
Madelyn
That was my idea.
Chance
Somebody wake me up!
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