Unexpected Arrivals Spark Confusion Among Friends
Greg: [''after being awakened by a kiss from Tish'']
What are you doing here?
Chance: [''being awakened by Greg's question'']
What's Tish doing here?
Madelyn:
That was my idea.
Chance:
Somebody wake me up!
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A Humorous Misunderstanding About Madame Loo
Chance:
Exactly WHAT did you tell her about Madame Loo?
Greg:
Only that she's 80 years old, weighs 300 pounds and is one of your oldest friends.
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Humor in Unlikely Conversations
Chance: [''referring to the fact that Greg brings a girl to a different fire'']
What did you use for openers this time, the old headache gag? Why, you poor man, perhaps if I rubbed your neck?
Greg:
True - every word, true. But it works.
Chance:
Can't say I blame you. A fellow as ugly as you are probably couldn't get to first base without a fire.
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