28 quotes
Discussing Insurance Possibilities
George
Hey, there might be some insurance!
John
I wouldn't think of such a thing! Find out, eh?
[under his breath]
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Attraction and Politeness in Conversation
Ringo
What was it that first attracted you to me?
John
Well, you're very polite, aren't you?
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Mimicry and Disagreement in Conversation
Superintendent
Allow me, I'm a bit of a famous mimic in my own small way you know. James Cagney... Hey, this is the famous Ringo here, gear fab...
[imitating Ringo on the phone]
George
Not a bit like Cagney.
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A Jeweller's Failure Acknowledged by John Lennon
John Lennon
Jeweller, you've failed!
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Red Paint and Different Beliefs
Ringo Starr
They have to paint me red before they chop me. It's a different religion than ours...I think.
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Misunderstanding a Season Ticket Explanation
John
What's this?
[Pulling out a slip of paper]
Ringo
It's a season ticket. What did you think?
John
Oh, I like a lot of seasoning in my soup.
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Rejection of Unwanted Sacrifice and Beliefs
Ringo Starr
Get sacrificed! I don't subscribe to your religion!
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A Conversation About Using Hands
John
How do you feel?
Ringo
I used to use me hands.
John
He used to use his hands.
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The Nature of a Fiendish Thingy
George Harrison
Hey, it's a thingy! A fiendish thingy!
[After seeing a smoking curling stone]
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Questioning the Quality of a Ring
Ringo Starr
Is it nasty this ring?
[At the man standing on his head]
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Mother's Pride in Her Son
Paul
Do you know Clang?
[To washerwoman]
Washerwoman
I'm his mother, and he's a good boy!
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Misunderstanding Between Friends
Ringo
We thought that was you.
[Points at red blob on his shoe]
Paul
No, that's not me.
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Soaked Skin and Unpleasant Conditions
Paul McCartney
My skin's soaked right through to the skin!
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Questioning the rush of emotions
John Lennon
Doesn't the blood rush to your head, sir?
[Watching a man standing on his head]
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Perspective from Unusual Places
Ringo
The fire brigade once got my head out of some railings.
John
Did you want them to?
Ringo
No. I used to put it there when I wasn't using it for school. You can see a lot of the world from railings.
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Introduction of Ringo Starr
Ringo Starr
Hello, this is the famous Ringo.
[on the phone]
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Awareness of Presence Among Friends
John
Hold on, it's them! Only me and Paul know we're here.
George
I know we're here.
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Critique of Eastern Influence on Culture
John Lennon
Now see what you've done with your filthy Eastern ways!
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Ringo Embraces His Changing Appearance
George
Hey, you're all red again.
Ringo
I know, I'm beginning to like it!
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Sticky Situation and Colorful Complaints
Paul McCartney
Ew, I'm all sticky! You're all red.
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A Ladder's Unexpected Condition
Ringo Starr
(regarding a broken ladder) All the rungs have been neatly sawed in the middle!
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Appreciating the Perspective of Operations
Ringo Starr
I like operations. They give you a sense of outlook, don't they?
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A Simple Act of Communication
John
What are you doing?
Ringo
Posting a letter.
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A Conversation Among Superintendents and John
Superindendent Gluck
And so this is the famous Beatles.
Superintendent
And how far do you think you'll get?
John
Can't say fairer than that. Great Train Robbery, how's that going, eh?
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Hidden Depths in a Lighthearted Moment
Ringo
There's more here than meets the eye!
George
Ho ho!
John
Ho.
George
Ho ho.
John
Ho.
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Cost of Eastern Influence in Life
George Harrison
Doesn't the Eastern flavour come rather expensive?
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A Curious Observation About Physical Reactions
Paul McCartney
Doesn't the blood rush to your stomach?
[Watching a belly dancer]
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Critique of Scientific Failure
John Lennon
Scientist! You've failed Scientist!
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