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Miscommunication About Albert's Quirky Behavior
Jimmy Dobson
Don't mind Albert, he's harmless. He's just a bit babe-whacky, that's all.
Princess Veronica
He's what?
Jimmy Dobson
Dame dizzy! You know, he's got nights on his mind.
Princess Veronica
Knights? On his mind?
Jimmy Dobson
Well, he likes tomatoes.
Princess Veronica
They're good for him.
Jimmy Dobson
Not the kind Albert likes. Say, you're a foreigner, aren't you.
Princess Veronica
Yes.
Jimmy Dobson
Well, now, look Toots, I'll explain it to you. Over here, we have two kinds of tomatoes. One is the vegetable. The other is you.
Princess Veronica
Me? I am a tomato?
Jimmy Dobson
Oh, Grade A and extra fancy.
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An Unexpected Walk Together
Jimmy Dobson
You going somewhere special?
Princess Veronica
No. Just for a walk.
Jimmy Dobson
Well, I'll go with you.
Princess Veronica
Why?
Jimmy Dobson
Well, you're a stranger here. A babe like you with a face like that, has got to be awfully careful in a world like this.
Princess Veronica
Careful of what?
Jimmy Dobson
Oh, things.
Princess Veronica
Things?
Jimmy Dobson
Well, men. I'm sorry to say, that we can't be trusted.
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A Unique Perspective on Perfection
Jimmy Dobson
She's not plump. She's not unplump either. Well - she's perfect.
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Identity and Perception in Unexpected Encounters
Princess Veronica
Hi, babe!
Albert Weever
Look, lady, I didn't know you was a Princess. I thought you was a woman!
Princess Veronica
I'm both, Albert.
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Confused Conversations Across European Cities
Princess Veronica
There's nothing wrong with me, really.
Jimmy Dobson
Are you sure?
Princess Veronica
You see, well, the Budapest was Hungary and the Cairo got Madrid and wouldn't Lisbon. So, the Balkans couldn't Bucharest and that's what made Naples truer than Cologne.
Jimmy Dobson
Oh. Oh, I see.
Princess Veronica
You do?
Jimmy Dobson
Oh, of Corsica.
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Misunderstood Intentions Between Two Characters
Baron Zoltan Faludi
Why do you think I followed you here?
Princess Veronica
To make love to me.
Baron Zoltan Faludi
Just for a practice.
[leans in]
Princess Veronica
You don't need any.
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A Princess's Wish and Historical Irony
Mrs. Odell
I wish I'd been born a princess. Instead I was born tired.
Countess Zoe
Think of what history would say: Her Majesty Veronica the First, received the news that she had become Queen, while she was carousing in a Chop Suey joint with a bellboy.
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Challenges of Working Day and Night
Jimmy Dobson
Good evening, Mrs. Odell, how are you this evening?
Mrs. Odell
Poorly!
Jimmy Dobson
Aw, thats too bad. I guess working nights doesn't agree with you.
Mrs. Odell
Neither does working days.
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Proper Hand-Kissing Etiquette Explained
Princess Veronica
Now, when you kiss a lady's hand, don't be so athletic about it - or, so noisy! Don't snatch it up as if it were cake and you were going to bite it. The lips are brought to the hand - and not the hand to the lips. Remember that, next time.
Jimmy Dobson
Yes, your Highness. Could next time, be now?
Princess Veronica
Very well. But, remember, don't snatch - and don't smack! Now, crisply. And slowly. But, not too slowly.
[Jimmy's lips remain on her hand]
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A Proposal Rejected in Conversation
Albert Weever
How's about a kiss?
Princess Veronica
No, thank you.
Albert Weever
The pleasure would be mutual.
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A Conversation About the Night Ahead
Jimmy Dobson
It's going to be a beautiful night, too. At least, that's my frank opinion.
Princess Veronica
Mine too.
Jimmy Dobson
Well, for stepping out, I mean.
Princess Veronica
For what?
Jimmy Dobson
For going somewhere and doing something.
Princess Veronica
Oh, you want to step out tonight? Is that it?
Jimmy Dobson
Yeah! That's it. That certainly is it.
Princess Veronica
Well, then, step.
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Admiring a Down-to-Earth Personality
Jimmy Dobson
She's the unsnoodiest person I've ever known.
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Skepticism About Words of Affection
Princess Veronica
I'm sure he means every other word he says!
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Qualities of a Suitable King Discussed
Princess Veronica
He has intelligence, charm, a sense of humor.
Countess Zoe
Well, what if he has? They are not what we require of our King.
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Discovering New Experiences Through Food
Princess Veronica
They are delicious, your hot dogs.
Jimmy Dobson
You've never had one before?
Princess Veronica
Never.
Jimmy Dobson
Gee, babe, you just haven't been anywhere, have you?
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Understanding Women's Emotions in Relationships
Princess Veronica
Don't you know? A woman only gets really mad at a man if he doesn't want to kiss her.
Albert Weever
Is that a fact? Gee, I'm glad to know that!
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