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Hercules Returns Quotes

"Funnier than Gandhi... Sexier than The Little Mermaid... Shorter than Dances with Wolves"

PG-13 1993 · 1h 22m
67
Audience
Cultpix Streaming on Cultpix
67
Audience
10 quotes
Hercules Returns
A Humorous Rejection of Marriage Proposal
Labia Get real, mum, I'm not marrying someone with bigger tits than me. He looks like a condom full of walnuts.
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Celebrating Classic Theatrical Releases
Tagline The original, classic, theatrical release.
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Sampson Comments on Del's Actions
Sampson Oh that's a bit steep Del, you stabbed him.
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Unexpected Encounter in Hercules Returns
Muriel What is that man doing with his hand on my Labia?
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A Surprising Compliment to Muriel
Ted You know, you're not as stupid as you look Muriel.
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A Symbol of Hope and Remembrance
Hercules Tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree...
[singing]
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Friendship Acknowledged in Conversation
Charlie: Well, we're obviously very good friends ain't we?
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Hercules Takes on a New Challenge
Hercules This looks like a job for Hercules.
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Confronting Rudeness with Directness
Ted Oi, oi! I'm talking to you, you rude bugger!
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Hercules Demands Filming to Continue
Hercules Yo! Bullet head! Get back down there so we can finish doing the film!
[to Sir Michael Kent]
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