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Highlander Quotes

R 1986 · 1h 56m 69 Audience
21 quotes
Confronting Loneliness in a Longtime Relationship
Rachel Would you listen to me for one moment please? You can't hide your feelings from me. I've known you too long.
Connor What feelings?
Rachel How about loneliness?
Connor I'm not lonely. I've got everything I need right here.
Rachel No, you don't. You refuse to let anyone love you.
Connor Love is for poets. You're such a romantic, Rachel. You always were.
The Battle for Supremacy Begins Tonight
Taglines Tonight they will battle. Tomorrow there will be only one
A Question of Survival and Confrontation
Connor MacLeod If it came down to just us two, would you take my head?
[to Ramírez]
Strength and Wit in Battle
Kurgan You cannot win, Ramírez. I am the strongest.
Ramírez My cut has improved your voice!
Maintain Your Composure Amidst Chaos
Taglines Don't lose your head.
Identity and Heritage in Highlander
Connor MacLeod I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in ] in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am ].
[[1518; [immortal]
The Limitations of Strength and Skill
Juan Sanchez Villalobos Ramírez Sometimes, MacLeod, the sharpest blade is not enough.
A Conversation About Haggis and Identity
Connor You look like a woman, you stupid haggis!
Ramírez Haggis? What is haggis?
Connor Sheep's stomach, stuffed with meat and barley.
Ramírez And what do you do with it?
Connor You eat it!
Ramírez That's revolting!
A Birthday Exchange Among Rivals
Connor For you, my bonny Heather. Happy Birthday. And you Juan Ramírez, take care of her, you overdressed haggis.
[lighting votive candle in a church; sits in a pew]
Kurgan Kastagir is gone. Only you and I remain.
[approaching from behind]
Connor Nice to see you, Kurgan. Who cut your hair?
Kurgan I am in disguise. This way no one will recognize me.
Connor I do. What do you want?
Kurgan Your head… and the Prize. Watch. Happy Halloween, ladies! Nuns. No sense of humor.
[leers profanely at passing nuns]
Connor Ramírez's blade did not cut deeply enough. He was right about you. You're slime.
[noting the Kurgan's scar]
Kurgan Ramírez was an effete snob! He died on his knees. I took his head and raped his woman before his blood was even cold! I see. Ramírez lied. She was not his woman. She was your woman, and she never told you. I wonder why. Perhaps I gave her something you never could and secretly she yearned for my return. Holy ground, Highlander! Remember what Ramírez taught you.
[laughs; Connor stares at him; Connor grabs his collar]
Connor You can't stay in here forever!
Kurgan You are weak, Highlander. You will always be weaker than I.
Connor I'll be out front.
[grabbing the Kurgan's throat]
Kurgan Goodbye, MacLeod. We will meet soon enough.
[laughs]
Father Rainey This is a house of God. People are trying to pray. You're disturbing them.
Kurgan He cares about these helpless mortals?
Rainey Of course He does. He died for our sins.
Kurgan That shall be His undoing. Father, forgive me! I am a worm. I have something to say! It's better to burn out than to fade away!
[stands; licks Rainey's hand and walks out]
Crossroads of Identity and Location
Lt. Moran You ever see this guy before, Nash? Name's Vasilek. Polish national. Had his head chopped off in New Jersey two nights ago. You ever get over to New Jersey, Nash?
[presenting a photo; Connor shakes his head]
Connor / "Russell Nash Not if I can help it.
Garfield You talk funny, Nash. Where you from?
Connor Lots of different places.
Moran You're an antique dealer, right?
Connor Yes.
Moran Okay. What's that?
[places sword on the table]
Connor A sword?
Garfield Wise up, smart-ass!
Moran It's a Toledo Salamanca broadsword, worth about a million bucks.
Connor So?
Moran So you wanna hear a theory?
Connor Mmm-hmm.
Moran You went down to that garage to buy this sword from that guy. What's his name?
Connor I don't know. You tell me.
Moran Okay. His name is Iman Fasil, and you fought about the price and cut off his head.
Connor Wanna hear another theory? This Fasil was so upset about the lousy wrestling tonight, he went down to the garage and in a fit of depression, cut off his own head.
[Det. Bedsoe laughs]
Moran That's not funny, Walt.
Garfield You a faggot, Nash?
Connor Why, Garfield? You cruising for a piece of ass?
Garfield I'll tell you what happened, Russell. You went down to the garage for a blowjob. Just didn't wanna pay for it.
Connor You are sick!
[Garfield punches him and they fight]
Moran Hey, hey! hey! Stop that!
Det. Bedsoe What you doing? What are you, crazy?
Moran Break it up! That's enough! Cut it out!
Connor Am I under arrest?
Moran Not yet.
Connor Then we're through.
[leaves]
Moran Nash, we're just getting started!
A Humorous Apology from Connor MacLeod
Connor MacLeod I apologize for calling your wife a bloated warthog and I bid you good day!
[chuckles]
Stay Calm to Avoid Fatal Consequences
Juan Sanchez Villalobos Ramírez Don't lose your temper. If your head comes away from your neck, it's over.
Centuries-Old Existence Explored in Highlander
Taglines He was born centuries ago.
The Journey of Connor MacLeod, Immortal Warrior
Taglines He fought his first battle on the Scottish Highlands in ]. He will fight his greatest battle on the streets of New York City in ]. His name is Connor MacLeod. He is immortal.
[[1536; [1986]
A Clash of Rivalry and Fate
Kurgan Ah, hurts? Who is the woman?
[after running Ramírez through]
Ramírez She's mine.
Kurgan Ah, not for much longer! Tonight you sleep in Hell! There can be only one!
[Ramírez spits in his face; beheads Ramírez]
The Mystery of Survival and Magic
Rachel You're alive. Why didn't you die?
[after Connor is shot]
Connor Hey, it's a kind of magic.
[stands and grabs SS officer's weapon]
SS officer Du solltest tot sein! (You should be dead!)
Connor Move!
SS officer Nein! Zuerst musst mich erschiessen! (No! You must shoot me first!)
Connor Whatever you say, Jack. You're the master race. Let's go!
[laughs; shoots him dead; to Rachel]
Critique of a Clumsy Attack
Juan Sanchez Villalobos Ramírez Crude and slow, clansman. Your attack was no better than that of a clumsy child!
A Call to Connor in Highlander
Heather Connor!
[laughs]
Expressions of Love and Commitment
Heather My beautiful man. My husband.
Connor I am that, my love.
Heather I've never really known—
Connor What?
Heather —why you stayed.
Connor Because I love you as much now as the first day we met.
Heather And I love you. I don't want to die. I want to stay with you forever.
Connor I want that too.
Heather Will you do something for me, Connor?
Connor What, blossom?
Heather In the years to come will you light a candle and remember me on my birthday?
Connor Aye, love. I will.
Heather I wanted to have your children.
Connor They would have been strong and fine.
Heather Don't see me, Connor. Let me die in peace. Where are we?
Connor We're in the highlands. Where else? Darting down the mountainside, the sun is shining. It's not cold. You've got your sheepskins on and the boots I made for you. Good night, my bonny Heather.
[sees Heather die in his arms]
The Concept of Uniqueness in Existence
Taglines There can be only one.
The Passage of Time in Highlander
Kastagir It seems like a hundred years.
Connor It's been a hundred years.