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Haunting Fun with Slap-Happy Characters
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THOSE SLAP-HAPPY SCREAMSTERS GO A'HAUNTING!
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Classic Songs of All Time
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9 ALL-TIME SONG HITS
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A Haunting Adventure Awaits in Hold That Ghost
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A-HAUNTING WE WILL GO! Your blues won't stand a ghost of a chance...as they top "Buck Privates" and "In the Navy."!
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Merriment Awaits with Your Favorite Funsters
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YOUR FAVORITE FUNSTERS give you more merriment than in BUCK PRIVATES" or IN THE NAVY"...with their merriest cast!
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A Candle and Garlic Debate
Ferdie
Somebody blew out my candle!
Chuck
That was the wind.
Ferdie
Since when does the wind eat garlic?
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Fanatics Return to Distract and Delight
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THOSE FUNATICS ARE HERE AGAIN! Forget the News! Shake the Blues!
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Exploring Relationships and Age in Conversation
Camille
Are you a married man?
Ferdie
No.
Camille
Neither am I. He's old enough, isn't he?
[to Chuck]
Ferdie
Oh sure I'm old enough, I play games, I play post office.
Camille
Post office? That's a kids game.
Ferdie
Not the way I play.
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All-American Laugh Team Announcement
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Here's That ALL-AMERICAN LAUGH TEAM!
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Ghostly Threats Loom Over the Blues
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THOSE FUNATICS ARE HERE AGAIN! Your blues won't stand a ghost of a chance!
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