Name: Home Alone 3
Genre: Comedy, Family
Released: 1997-12-12
Duration: 102 min
Rating: 5.3
Cast: Alex D. Linz, Olek Krupa, Rya Kihlstedt, Lenny Von Dohlen, David Thornton

Home Alone 3

Bad News for the Villains Again

Taglines It's bad news for bad guys...again.

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Home Alone 3

Communication Breakdown on Washington Street

Jernigan Unger. What's your position?

Unger Heading down Washington Street.

Jernigan I didn't copy. Where?

Unger I said, I'm heading to Wuh-ah-ah-ah...

Unger Stop, you nitwit!

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Home Alone 3

Searching Suburban Homes in Daylight Hours

Beaupre There are 14 houses. The toy car must be in one of them. We're gonna have to search them all. We'll come back when it's light.

Unger We're gonna work houses in broad daylight?

Beaupre It's the suburbs, Mr. Unger. Nobody's home during the day.

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Home Alone 3

Surveillance and Urgency at the Airport

Jernigan It's a video camera. Someone's onto us.

Unger Do you think this really matters? Chip's in the car. We're at the airport in 45 minutes.

Beaupre Where's Alice?

Alice What happened?

[as she pushes a baby stroller to the Alcott's shed]

Beaupre There's a woman in the house. I'll go back in and deal with her. Get the chip.

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Home Alone 3

Unexpected Challenges in a Child's Defense

Alice You got hit with a book?

Unger Books. Plural. A trunk full of books. And then a set of weights. We got hit twice, ya dumb broad.

Alice Excuse me, Mr. Unger. I didn't get taken down by an infant.

Beaupre We didn't anticipate the defense the boy would mount.

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Home Alone 3

A Humorous Exchange About Hygiene

Jernigan You smacked my winkie!

[hit in the groin by Alice's crowbar]

Alice Well, if you changed your shorts once in a while, maybe you wouldn't have rats in your pants!

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Home Alone 3

A Nostalgic Reference to Childhood Illness

Mrs. Hess I had the chicken pox when Herbert Hoover was in the White House.

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Home Alone 3

Unexpected Assistance in a Crisis Situation

Alex There's a senior citizen across the street who's gonna need some soup and a doctor to look at her feet. There's two guys in our pool and a woman in our basement. The other one's gone.

Agent Stuckey Is this him?

[shows Alex a photo of Beaupre]

Alex Yep.

Agent Stuckey For seven years, I've been after this guy. He always manages to slip away. Thanks.

Police Officer #1 It's just the three, sir.

Agent Stuckey Where's your boss? Get em outta here.

Police Officer #1 Yes, sir. Let's go, popsicle.

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Home Alone 3

Unexpected Mishaps in a Family Setting

Parrot Three from downtown. And the crowd goes wild.

Alex Oh, man. I hope they're not-- ( gasps, screams )

Molly Alex, slammed the toilet seat down on his thing again.

Parrot Bull's-eye.

Karen Alex! What happened?

Stan I had nothing to do with this. I'm innocent.

Jack I'll call back.

Phone All right.

Jack Alex!

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Home Alone 3

Unexpected Fright in Home Alone 3

Alex Pruitt Oh, man. I hope they're not-- ( gasps, screams )

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Home Alone 3

Introducing the New Kid on the Block

Taglines There is a new kid on the block.

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Home Alone 3

A Moment of Surprise from Alex Pruitt

Alex Pruitt There you go, Speedy. ( gasps )

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Home Alone 3

Lessons on Departure and Responsibility

Singer Up in the ], off to ].

[sings; [w:morning|morning; [w:school|school]

Jack You should get going.

Stan See you later, dad.

Singer To teach you the golden rule. American ] and practical ].

[sings; [w:history|history; [w:math|math]

Singer Feeling is there, body and soul. Ring, ring goes the ].

[sings; [w:bell|bell]

Karen Alex! I'm on with the office.

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Home Alone 3

Misunderstandings and Maturity in Home Life

Karen You get in that bed, young man.

Alex Excuse me, but I saw a man in Karen Stephan's bedroom, a little older than Dad, and he was wearing butt inspection gloves.

Karen I have warned you about that telescope. You look through it long enough, you're gonna start seeing things, whether or not they're there.

Alex Well, I guess you have to be 35 before anyone around here listens to you.

Karen Don't get smart with me, Alex. Sick or not, I am very angry with you. You caused a lot of trouble today. Dad and I have to replace a door at the Stephans'. Do you think we're happy about that?

Alex I saw what I saw!

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Home Alone 3

Consequences of Carelessness in Driving

Unger I can't tell you how much I appreciate you hitting me with the minivan.

Jernigan Never let your emotions get the best of you. You weren't paying attention. You should have been more vigilant.

Unger You should've taken driver's ed. I'm gonna have bad knees when I'm old and I'll have Burton Jernigan to thank.

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Home Alone 3

Clarifying Family Relationships in Home Alone 3

Molly Pruitt The "it" you're referring to is my little brother.

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Home Alone 3

Unexpected Threat in a Closet

Unger I'm coming for you, shorty, to pay you back for all the misery you caused me.

Alice Mr. Unger, what are you doing?

Unger Kid's in the closet. Scaring him a little, just before I grab him. And behind door number one...!

Unger ...towels.

[disapponted]

Jernigan Hmph.

Unger I saw this door close.

Alice Idiot.

Unger Would I make it up? Why? What's the point? We working on commission here?

Home Alone 3

Unexpected Encounter with Law Enforcement

Police Officer #1 Freeze!

Unger You gotta be kidding me.

[in the pool frozen with Jernigan]

Home Alone 3

Seeking Help in a Vulnerable Situation

Alice I need assistance. I'm exposed.

Home Alone 3

Unexpected Surprise Leads to a Minor Mishap

Alex Heads up!

Alex Ouch.

[donging is heard]

Home Alone 3

Travel Plans in Unfavorable Weather

Beaupre We are going to Chicago.

Unger In the winter? I packed tropical.

Home Alone 3

Heartfelt Longing in San Francisco

Mrs. Hess What are you doing?

Alice I left my heart in San Francisco.

Home Alone 3

Anticipating Greater Adventures Ahead

Taglines Ready for more. Much more.

Home Alone 3

Confrontation Between Alex and Beaupre

Beaupre You can run, but you can't hide, Junior!

[as he peeks into the mailslot of Alex's house]

Alex Surprise!

Alex What a loser.

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