Home Alone 3 (1997) - Quotes

Introducing the New Kid on the Block

Taglines: There is a new kid on the block.

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Anticipating Greater Adventures Ahead

Taglines: Ready for more. Much more.

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Bad News for the Villains Again

Taglines: It's bad news for bad guys...again.

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Lessons on Departure and Responsibility

Singer: [sings; [w:morning|morning; [w:school|school] Up in the ], off to ].

Jack: You should get going.

Stan: See you later, dad.

Singer: [sings; [w:history|history; [w:math|math] To teach you the golden rule. American ] and practical ].

Singer: [sings; [w:bell|bell] Feeling is there, body and soul. Ring, ring goes the ].

Karen: Alex! I'm on with the office.

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Unexpected Mishaps in a Family Setting

Parrot: Three from downtown. And the crowd goes wild.

Alex: Oh, man. I hope they're not-- ( gasps, screams )

Molly: Alex, slammed the toilet seat down on his thing again.

Parrot: Bull's-eye.

Karen: Alex! What happened?

Stan: I had nothing to do with this. I'm innocent.

Jack: I'll call back.

Phone: All right.

Jack: Alex!

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A Nostalgic Reference to Childhood Illness

Mrs. Hess: I had the chicken pox when Herbert Hoover was in the White House.

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Unexpected Assistance in a Crisis Situation

Alex: There's a senior citizen across the street who's gonna need some soup and a doctor to look at her feet. There's two guys in our pool and a woman in our basement. The other one's gone.

Agent Stuckey: [shows Alex a photo of Beaupre] Is this him?

Alex: Yep.

Agent Stuckey: For seven years, I've been after this guy. He always manages to slip away. Thanks.

Police Officer #1: It's just the three, sir.

Agent Stuckey: Where's your boss? Get em outta here.

Police Officer #1: Yes, sir. Let's go, popsicle.

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Unexpected Encounter with Law Enforcement

Police Officer #1: Freeze!

Unger: [in the pool frozen with Jernigan] You gotta be kidding me.

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A Humorous Exchange About Hygiene

Jernigan: [hit in the groin by Alice's crowbar] You smacked my winkie!

Alice: Well, if you changed your shorts once in a while, maybe you wouldn't have rats in your pants!

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Unexpected Threat in a Closet

Unger: I'm coming for you, shorty, to pay you back for all the misery you caused me.

Alice: Mr. Unger, what are you doing?

Unger: Kid's in the closet. Scaring him a little, just before I grab him. And behind door number one...!

Unger: [disapponted] ...towels.

Jernigan: Hmph.

Unger: I saw this door close.

Alice: Idiot.

Unger: Would I make it up? Why? What's the point? We working on commission here?

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Confrontation Between Alex and Beaupre

Beaupre: [as he peeks into the mailslot of Alex's house] You can run, but you can't hide, Junior!

Alex: Surprise!

Alex: What a loser.

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Unexpected Challenges in a Child's Defense

Alice: You got hit with a book?

Unger: Books. Plural. A trunk full of books. And then a set of weights. We got hit twice, ya dumb broad.

Alice: Excuse me, Mr. Unger. I didn't get taken down by an infant.

Beaupre: We didn't anticipate the defense the boy would mount.

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Unexpected Surprise Leads to a Minor Mishap

Alex: Heads up!

Alex: [donging is heard] Ouch.

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Heartfelt Longing in San Francisco

Mrs. Hess: What are you doing?

Alice: I left my heart in San Francisco.

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Seeking Help in a Vulnerable Situation

Alice: I need assistance. I'm exposed.

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Consequences of Carelessness in Driving

Unger: I can't tell you how much I appreciate you hitting me with the minivan.

Jernigan: Never let your emotions get the best of you. You weren't paying attention. You should have been more vigilant.

Unger: You should've taken driver's ed. I'm gonna have bad knees when I'm old and I'll have Burton Jernigan to thank.

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Communication Breakdown on Washington Street

Jernigan: Unger. What's your position?

Unger: Heading down Washington Street.

Jernigan: I didn't copy. Where?

Unger: I said, I'm heading to Wuh-ah-ah-ah...

Unger: Stop, you nitwit!

Surveillance and Urgency at the Airport

Jernigan: It's a video camera. Someone's onto us.

Unger: Do you think this really matters? Chip's in the car. We're at the airport in 45 minutes.

Beaupre: Where's Alice?

Alice: [as she pushes a baby stroller to the Alcott's shed] What happened?

Beaupre: There's a woman in the house. I'll go back in and deal with her. Get the chip.

Misunderstandings and Maturity in Home Life

Karen: You get in that bed, young man.

Alex: Excuse me, but I saw a man in Karen Stephan's bedroom, a little older than Dad, and he was wearing butt inspection gloves.

Karen: I have warned you about that telescope. You look through it long enough, you're gonna start seeing things, whether or not they're there.

Alex: Well, I guess you have to be 35 before anyone around here listens to you.

Karen: Don't get smart with me, Alex. Sick or not, I am very angry with you. You caused a lot of trouble today. Dad and I have to replace a door at the Stephans'. Do you think we're happy about that?

Alex: I saw what I saw!