Annual Tradition of Improvement
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We'll do it every year..until we get it right
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Thanksgiving Gatherings and Family Reflections
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On the fourth Thursday in November, 84 million American families will gather together... And wonder why.
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Reflections on Family and Identity
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When you go home, do you wonder: Who are these people?
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Absurdity and Thanksgiving Dinner Humor
Tommy Larson:
Well, that was absurd. Let's eat dead bird!
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Urgency in Family Gatherings
Adele Larson:
Into the house! Everyone! Before we're in the evening news!
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Concern for Family Safety in Crisis
Adele Larson:
Henry! A car full of Larsons almost died there!
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Unexpected Phone Call Response
Adele Larson: [''answers the phone''; ''hangs up'']
Hello... who?... I never heard of him, consult your directory.
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Concern for Global Issues Amidst Personal Struggles
Adele Larson:
Come on. Where is everybody? People are starving in the former Yugoslavia.
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Thankfulness Amid Holiday Challenges
Adele Larson:
I'm giving thanks that we don't have to go through this for another year. Except we do, because those bastards went and put Christmas right in the middle, just to punish us.
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