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Oh: [notices Pig; frightened] Your vehicle is infested!

Tip: What did you do to my car?!

Oh: What doos you mean? It should to hover much better now.

Tip: It's a car! It didn't hover at all before! How do you stop this thing?!

Captain Smek: [The internet plays Oh's invitation] His mistaking is leading the Gorg right to us! Show me his invite!

Oh on Internet: You're all invited to a PARTY! Just head to the Milky Way, turn right at the Big Dipper, third planet from the sun! Look for my balloons! PARTY! Come if you like to have fun! My best friend Kyle will be there! (KYLE! KYLE! KYLE!) COME PARTY!

Captain Smek: [flushes red with anger] KYLE!!!!!!!!

Kyle: [exasperated] He is not my friend.

Captain Smek: The Internet does not lie!

Kyle: I am not your friend.

Oh: Of course you are. We had many enjoyable talks.

Kyle: No, we talk only because we are not allowed to move.

Oh: You are always saying the funny things. Pershaps you can say them at my warming of house party tonight.

Kyle: I will not. Parties are useless and take up valuable Boov time.

Oh: [Oh starting to write an e-vite to Kyle] Since you are at your busyness, I shall send an e-vite to you so you can join leter during your leisure minute.

Kyle: Please do not send. I enjoy my leisure minutes.

Oh: [Sucessfully sent an e-vite to Kyle, unkownigly he pressed the "send all"] Fa-da! I have sent directions to my living space.

Kyle: [Kyle saw the e-vite, following with many Boovs worldwide receiving the e-vite, some were shocked, others were angry or confused] Oh...

Kyle: [Shocked] You sent directions to EVERYONE!?!?

Oh: [Surprised when he saw that he pressed the "Send all" button; Boovs cornered Oh staring angrily at him] What? It's not my fault. Whyfor put "send" button right next to "send all". This is just bad design.

Kyle: [Turning yellow and worried] You invite has been sent... TO ENTIRE GALAXY!!!

Oh: Uh-oh!

Kyle: Uh-oh" is right! Our enemy the Gorg will receive it and... can use directions for to find us!

Boovs: [All reacted in shock while one faints] The Gorg!

Kyle: YOU HAVE DOOMED OUR SPECIES!!!!!

Tip: [wipes her hands on her hoodie] Gotcha! Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha! Ugh!

Oh: [confused] Whatfor you did this? I am Boov, beloved by all humans!

Tip: [angrily; starts filling her backpack with food] I know what you are.

Oh: Excellent! So, can I come into the out now?

Tip: [still angrily] No. You cannot "come into the out now". You can never come into the out ever again.

Oh: [pauses] But I can. You are just having to take away the piece of wood.

Oh: [desperately] Then I will have to... Have to... I-I will shoot forth the lasers from my eyeballs!

Tip: [stops and stares at him] You can do that?

Oh: [turns green, indicating that he's lying] ...Yes.

Kyle: My hands are in the air like I just do not care!

Kyle: ['''Smek''': How dare you shush a shushing?] That...is enough...shushing. Oh is right. We need a new captain and I thinks it should be Oh.

Kyle: [Smek laughs; Smek hits him] Well, before I got the password... I erased him. Boop.

Kyle: Security has been compromised. ARREST THAT BOOV!!

Kyle: YOU HAVE DOOMED OUR SPECIES!!!

Kyle: I am not your friend!

Captain Smek: [he raises the Shusher and prepares to hit Oh, but Kyle grabs the Shusher; '''Kyle''': That...is enough...shushing.] Oh big deal!, I had enough!, SHUSH!

Captain Smek: [Tip uses her tip-toes to reach the "gravity thingy"] She is bluffing. She could not possibly reach the "gravity thingy". Oh!!! Curse you and your tippy-toe tallness! But no problem. Boov technology is far too complicated for simple humans to figure out!

Captain Smek: ['''Oh''': But you are not good captain.] No, no no. He is not a super Boov. There's only one Super Boov and you know who that is; you're looking at him. I invented running away and look at this, I have the Shusher. I am your captain

Captain Smek: That Boov has made his final mistake.

Captain Smek: Did you really think you could escape?

Captain Smek: Enjoy you the frozen, sweetened bovine secretion as we take this short flight to Happy Humanstown.

Captain Smek: Rejoice, humanspeople, The Boov are arrived! Now we are turning off your gravity temporarily to make your mandatory relocation easier. And more fun. So what's up? YOU ARE!

Captain Smek: RUN FOR MY LIFE!!!

Tip: You know how hard it was for me to fit in? How long that took? Seven-grade girls are mean!

Tip: Excuse me? This humans girl got an A in Geometry.

Tip: [after she sees Oh turn green when he lies, angrily] Every time you lie, you turn GREEN!

Tip: [after finding out Oh was trying to ditch her] You were gonna ditch me?!

Tip: [after Oh blinds her with the sunlight] Hey! Don't distract the driver!

Tip: Captain Smek is an idiot.

Tip: This is what you get for stealing planets and abducting people!

Oh: [after realizing that he accidentally presses "send all"; to Kyle] It's not my fault! Why put the "send" button right next to "send all"? This is just a bad design.

Oh: [to Kyle, after he sends his directions] Fa-da! I has sent directions to my living space!

Oh: It is true! HUMAN BEINGS CANNOT EVEN UNDERSTAND SIMPLE SIMPLE THINGS! I AM SAVING YOU, I AM BEING YOUR FRIEND!!!

Oh: [after Tip shows him his green hand, which indicates he's lying] I do not I... Poomp.

Oh: [after he eats a urinal cake thinking it is a blue mint; he drinks the "lemonade" (actually urine)] AAH! DO NOT EAT THE BLUE MINTS!!? Thankfully, there is a large bowl of lemonade. UGH! DO NOT DRINK THE LEMONADE!?