31 quotes
Underestimating Humans and Boov Technology
Captain Smek
She is bluffing. She could not possibly reach the "gravity thingy". Oh!!! Curse you and your tippy-toe tallness! But no problem. Boov technology is far too complicated for simple humans to figure out!
[Tip uses her tip-toes to reach the "gravity thingy"]
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Infested Vehicle Concern in Home
Oh
Your vehicle is infested!
[notices Pig; frightened]
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Choosing a New Captain
Kyle
That...is enough...shushing. Oh is right. We need a new captain and I thinks it should be Oh.
['''Smek''': How dare you shush a shushing?]
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Car Troubles with Oh and Tip
Tip
What did you do to my car?!
Oh
What doos you mean? It should to hover much better now.
Tip
It's a car! It didn't hover at all before! How do you stop this thing?!
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Consequences of erasing a character's presence
Kyle
Well, before I got the password... I erased him. Boop.
[Smek laughs; Smek hits him]
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A Boov's Quest for Acceptance and Adventure
Tip
Gotcha! Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha! Ugh!
[wipes her hands on her hoodie]
Oh
Whatfor you did this? I am Boov, beloved by all humans!
[confused]
Tip
I know what you are.
[angrily; starts filling her backpack with food]
Oh
Excellent! So, can I come into the out now?
Tip
No. You cannot "come into the out now". You can never come into the out ever again.
[still angrily]
Oh
But I can. You are just having to take away the piece of wood.
[pauses]
Oh
Then I will have to... Have to... I-I will shoot forth the lasers from my eyeballs!
[desperately]
Tip
You can do that?
[stops and stares at him]
Oh
...Yes.
[turns green, indicating that he's lying]
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Rejection of Friendship
Kyle
I am not your friend!
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Invitation to a Cosmic Party
Captain Smek
His mistaking is leading the Gorg right to us! Show me his invite!
[The internet plays Oh's invitation]
Oh on Internet
You're all invited to a PARTY! Just head to the Milky Way, turn right at the Big Dipper, third planet from the sun! Look for my balloons! PARTY! Come if you like to have fun! My best friend Kyle will be there! (KYLE! KYLE! KYLE!) COME PARTY!
Captain Smek
KYLE!!!!!!!!
[flushes red with anger]
Kyle
He is not my friend.
[exasperated]
Captain Smek
The Internet does not lie!
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Tip's Surprising Geometry Achievement
Tip
Excuse me? This humans girl got an A in Geometry.
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Flight to Happy Humanstown and Ice Cream
Captain Smek
Enjoy you the frozen, sweetened bovine secretion as we take this short flight to Happy Humanstown.
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Critique of Captain Smek's Intelligence
Tip
Captain Smek is an idiot.
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Carefree Attitude Expressed Through Body Language
Kyle
My hands are in the air like I just do not care!
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Frustration with Poor Design Choices
Oh
It's not my fault! Why put the "send" button right next to "send all"? This is just a bad design.
[after realizing that he accidentally presses "send all"; to Kyle]
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Boov Arrival and Gravity Disruption Announcement
Captain Smek
Rejoice, humanspeople, The Boov are arrived! Now we are turning off your gravity temporarily to make your mandatory relocation easier. And more fun. So what's up? YOU ARE!
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Consequences of Stealing and Abducting
Tip
This is what you get for stealing planets and abducting people!
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Friendship and Forced Conversations in Unusual Circumstances
Kyle
I am not your friend.
Oh
Of course you are. We had many enjoyable talks.
Kyle
No, we talk only because we are not allowed to move.
Oh
You are always saying the funny things. Pershaps you can say them at my warming of house party tonight.
Kyle
I will not. Parties are useless and take up valuable Boov time.
Oh
Since you are at your busyness, I shall send an e-vite to you so you can join leter during your leisure minute.
[Oh starting to write an e-vite to Kyle]
Kyle
Please do not send. I enjoy my leisure minutes.
Oh
Fa-da! I have sent directions to my living space.
[Sucessfully sent an e-vite to Kyle, unkownigly he pressed the "send all"]
Kyle
Oh...
[Kyle saw the e-vite, following with many Boovs worldwide receiving the e-vite, some were shocked, others were angry or confused]
Kyle
You sent directions to EVERYONE!?!?
[Shocked]
Oh
What? It's not my fault. Whyfor put "send" button right next to "send all". This is just bad design.
[Surprised when he saw that he pressed the "Send all" button; Boovs cornered Oh staring angrily at him]
Kyle
You invite has been sent... TO ENTIRE GALAXY!!!
[Turning yellow and worried]
Oh
Uh-oh!
Kyle
Uh-oh" is right! Our enemy the Gorg will receive it and... can use directions for to find us!
Boovs
The Gorg!
[All reacted in shock while one faints]
Kyle
YOU HAVE DOOMED OUR SPECIES!!!!!
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Cautionary Exclamations About Snacks and Beverages
Oh
AAH! DO NOT EAT THE BLUE MINTS!!? Thankfully, there is a large bowl of lemonade. UGH! DO NOT DRINK THE LEMONADE!?
[after he eats a urinal cake thinking it is a blue mint; he drinks the "lemonade" (actually urine)]
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Escape is not an option
Captain Smek
Did you really think you could escape?
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Betrayal and Trust in Relationships
Tip
You were gonna ditch me?!
[after finding out Oh was trying to ditch her]
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Frustration and Dismissal in Captain Smek's Words
Captain Smek
Oh big deal!, I had enough!, SHUSH!
[he raises the Shusher and prepares to hit Oh, but Kyle grabs the Shusher; '''Kyle''': That...is enough...shushing.]
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Oh's Confusion in Home
Oh
I do not I... Poomp.
[after Tip shows him his green hand, which indicates he's lying]
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Captain Smek Asserts His Superiority
Captain Smek
No, no no. He is not a super Boov. There's only one Super Boov and you know who that is; you're looking at him. I invented running away and look at this, I have the Shusher. I am your captain
['''Oh''': But you are not good captain.]
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Security Breach: Immediate Action Required
Kyle
Security has been compromised. ARREST THAT BOOV!!
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Oh's Excitement Over Sending Directions
Oh
Fa-da! I has sent directions to my living space!
[to Kyle, after he sends his directions]
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The Boov's Final Mistake
Captain Smek
That Boov has made his final mistake.
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Misunderstanding Between Species and Friendship
Oh
It is true! HUMAN BEINGS CANNOT EVEN UNDERSTAND SIMPLE SIMPLE THINGS! I AM SAVING YOU, I AM BEING YOUR FRIEND!!!
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Struggles of Fitting In During Adolescence
Tip
You know how hard it was for me to fit in? How long that took? Seven-grade girls are mean!
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Consequences of Actions on Our Species
Kyle
YOU HAVE DOOMED OUR SPECIES!!!
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A Call to Escape
Captain Smek
RUN FOR MY LIFE!!!
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Consequences of Lying Explained by Tip
Tip
Every time you lie, you turn GREEN!
[after she sees Oh turn green when he lies, angrily]
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Safety First While Driving
Tip
Hey! Don't distract the driver!
[after Oh blinds her with the sunlight]
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