31 quotes
A Creative Plan for Survival
Chance
Listen, if I don't make it...well, I got a pile of bones buried in the backyard, and, uh...
Shadow
We'll make it!
Chance
Aah, I knew it! We're trapped, we're goners! Look, the bones are buried next to the jungle gym, and the TV remote control is under the seesaw.
Shadow
Seesaw...Seesaw! Chance, you're a genius!
[noticing a long rock balanced on a smaller one]
Chance
I am not! What's a genius?
[offended]
Shadow
Never mind. This is gonna take teamwork.
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A Conversation About Hot Dogs
Chance
Remember hot dogs?
Shadow
Yeah, I wasn't much for the name, though.
Chance
I don't think they're really made of dog.
Shadow
I don't think they're made of meat!
Chance
But they taste the best when they fall in the dirt.
Shadow
Yeaaaah.
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Humorous Reaction to an Unexpected Situation
Chance
Aah! Aah! He bit me with his butt!
[Chance has just gotten attacked by a porcupine]
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Desperation for Help from a Friend
Chance
Shadow, help!!!
['''Shadow''': ?]
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Cats vs. Dogs: A Playful Debate
Sassy
It's like I said all along, poopsie: cats rule and dogs drool.
Chance
Oh, get a life. Get nine of em.
Sassy
But it's true. Cats are smarter than dogs, and more attractive...and we don't drink from the toilet!
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Concern Over a Recently Cleaned Coat
Sassy
Ah! And I just got this coat cleaned!
[The log she's on collapses, sending her into the water]
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Curiosity and Its Consequences for Dogs
Sassy
Like my mother always said, curiosity killed the dog.
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A Wish for Climbing at Home
Sassy
When we get home, the tallest thing I want to climb is a bookshelf.
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A Playful Exchange Between Characters
Fat Guy
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Sassy
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty." Not on your life, chubby.
[mimicking]
Fat Guy
Here, kitty, kitty. Here, kitty. SCAT! Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Sassy
No, dummy, dummy, dummy, dummy.
Fat Guy
Dumb...cat!
[goes back inside]
Sassy
Oh, what a bozo.
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Fast Food Dislikes in a Journey
Shadow
There goes the bunny...There goes the pup...There goes breakfast.
Chance
I hate fast food.
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A Dog's Simple Desire for Grass
Chance
I...I need some grass.
[His stomach starts to growl; vomits]
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Preference for Unconventional Choices
Sassy
Do you have any idea where that's been?
Chance
Yeahhh. That's why I like it. You want some?
Sassy
I'm not really into leather.
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A Loyal Companion's Call to Action
Shadow
Hey! I'll...
[to Chance; gets muffled; muffled]
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Loyalty and Critique in Friendship
Chance
Shadow was loyal, Shadow was faithful...Shadow was a chump.
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Humorous Frustration of a Tired Character
Chance
I'm too pooped to poop.
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Unexpected Encounter Between Friends
Sassy
So, big fella, what're ya in for?
[finds Shadow in his cage in the animal shelter]
Shadow
Sassy? Sassy!
Sassy
Shh, keep it down.
Shadow
I thought I told you to run away.
Sassy
I never listen to dogs.
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Squirrel Intruder Sparks Animal Curiosity
Chance
Whoa. Hey, check it out, intruder at 4 o'clock.
Sassy
What is that?
Chance
You got me. I think it's a squirrel having a really bad hair day. Whoa, hey...
[starts to follow it]
Shadow
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Chance
Are you kidding me? I gotta check this out! Hey, you, pal!
[to the porcupine]
Shadow
No, don't! It doesn't smell right.
Chance
Would you look at this guy? This is, like, mondo bizarro! All right, pal, you know the routine: assume the position, I sniff you, you sniff me... Hey. Hey. Hey, where you going? Hey, did I say you could go? Come back here! Hey, what about that hair? What, did you stick your tongue in a toaster? HE BIT ME WITH HIS BUTT!
[circles it; the porcupine tries to leave, but he keeps pestering it; he gets too close, and the porcupine smacks him with its tail, leaving quills in his face, making him yelp and scream; whimpers in pain]
Shadow
Oh, Chance, you really are a bulldog, aren't you?
Chance
I was just curious!
[sobbing]
Sassy
Like my mother always said, curiosity killed the dog.
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Determination in the Face of Adversity
Chance
Look, you pushed me this far, now I'm pushing you the rest of the way! Y'know, back there in the woods, even when things looked really bad, I'd always believe we'd make it because I always thought you were too stubborn to quit. Well, you're not going to quit. Not now, not when we're this close! Now try again!
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Chance's Playful Exclamation as Bat Dog
Chance
Da Daaaa Bat Dog!
[riding with his head out the car window]
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A Breakfast Discovery Among Friends
Shadow
Up and at em, you two. I found our breakfast.
Chance
Great, I hope it's garbage.
Shadow
Nope, even better.
Sassy
With you two gourmets, I can just imagine.
Chance
Fine, just stay here and diet.
Sassy
Are you calling me fat?
Chance
Of course not, for a hippopotamus- I meant to do that.
[runs into a small tree]
Sassy
Ha-ha, serves you right.
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Journey to Home: A Shortcut Awaits
Shadow
Home is just over that mountain. We'll be there before dark.
Sassy
How do you figure? It took us ages to get this far.
Shadow
That was the long way. We'll take the shortcut, straight up and over.
Chance
Hey! Wait up! Hey, guys, wait up!
Shadow
I thought you were gonna stay, pup.
Chance
Yeah, but I thought I should come along, in case you two needed protection.
Sassy
My hero! Guess I'm gonna have to stare at YOUR butt the whole way.
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Confessions of a Mischievous Pet
Chance
Okay, okay, I'll talk! I left a gift on the carpet. I let Sassy take the heat for when I unrolled the toilet paper all over the house. I stole underwear on three occasions. Okay, okay, four! Four!
[at the vet, having porcupine quills removed; the vet yanks a quill out of his face]
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Warning About the Dangers of the Road
Chance
You won't make it out there on the road! That's where they catch you and take you to the pound!
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Concern for Safety and Direction
Sassy
Shadow, wait! It's too far. You don't know the way. What if they come back here looking for us?
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A Playful Moment Among Friends
Hope
My poor baby! Are you all right?!
[picks her up]
Sassy
He threw me in the big litter box!
Peter
Nice shot, Chance!
[laughs]
Chance
That's why they call it the "cat"-apult.
[to Shadow]
Shadow
You've got a lot to learn, pup.
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Facing Fears with Humor and Friendship
Chance
I'm such a wimp! I'm running from a cat!
Shadow
I won't tell if you won't.
Chance
Of course, this isn't your ordinary housecat. I mean, this is like Arnold Schwarze-kitty!
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Chance's Excitement Over Turkey
Chance
Turkey! Turkey, turkey, turkey, turkey!
[Finale and latest words]
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Fear of Abandonment and Lockdown
Chance
Locked in. I hate being locked in. This is just like it was back at the pound.
Sassy
Chance, calm down.
Chance
You don't get it, do ya? The pound is where humans lock you up when they don't want you anymore.
Sassy
Not want me? Impossible.
Shadow
Don't listen to him. He's just makin it up to scare you.
Chance
Oh, yeah? You two pampered pets haven't been out on the streets like I have. I've been to the pound, remember? Don't tell me there's no pound. I know about the pound.
Shadow
Something doesn't smell right. They've been gone way too long. Much longer than they should've been. Something's really wrong.
Chance
Wake up and smell the kibble. They dumped us.
Shadow
No! It isn't true!
Chance
They love you, and they dump you.
Shadow
Not Peter!
Sassy
You could be right, Shadow. It's... It's been too much time, way too much time.
Shadow
Something is keeping Peter from coming to me, so I'm gonna go to him.
Chance
You guys kill me. She locked the gate, remember?
Shadow
I don't care about gates. I'm going home.
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The Lesson of Cake and Polyester
Chance
I learned an important lesson that day: cake and polyester don't mix.
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Chance's Joyful Exclamation About Kentucky
Chance
Hallelujah, I've died and gone to Kentucky!
[starts chasing chickens]
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A Cat's Beauty Sleep Disrupted
Sassy
You just woke me up from a very deep catnap.
Chance
What's the matter, Sassy? Get up on the wrong side of the litter box?
Sassy
Even a great beauty needs her beauty sleep!
Chance
Beauty sleep? You'd have to sleep for, like, a month!
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