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"A comedy about one bride, two grooms, and 34 flying Elvises."

PG-13 1992 · 1h 36m
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A Unique Twist on Love and Romance
Taglines It's a love that's All Shook Up!
A Unique Twist on Love and Elvis
Taglines A comedy about one bride, two grooms, and 34 flying Elvises.
A Unique Wedding Comedy Adventure
Taglines A comedy about one bride, two grooms, and a wedding party you won't believe.
Plans for a Brief Getaway to Hawaii
Jack Singer Betsy, hi, so what's the story?
Betsy Nolan I have to pack.
Jack Singer We can leave! What did you work out?
Betsy Nolan Um, he's taking me to Hawaii. It's only for a few days.
Jack Singer Come on. You're so like blithe about this all of a sudden, like you don't give a damn.
Betsy Nolan Of course I give a damn but this was not my idea okay, Jack? Poker was not my idea.
Jack Singer Would you please stop crucifying me with this?
Betsy Nolan Where's my bag?
Jack Singer He's going to jump all over you the second he gets there.
Betsy Nolan I won't let him. Oh please, Jack, give me a little credit.
Jack Singer He'll overcome you. What happens if you start screaming? It's like a jungle over there. He probably has servants and bodyguards and believe me they will drug you.
Betsy Nolan His son is going to be there, Jack. His granddaughter Tiffany will be there.
Jack Singer She knows the kid's name already. Listen, you'll be back Monday?
Betsy Nolan I don't know. Probably Tuesday or Wednesday.
Jack Singer Tuesday or Wednesday? That's almost a week!
Betsy Nolan What, you expect us to fly back and forth to Hawaii in 2 days?
Jack Singer Us? Already it's us.
Betsy Nolan Oh don't be infantile. I'm trying to make the best of this.
Perception of Influence in Unlikely Places
Mahi Mahi Chief Orman have pretty big influence around here.
Jack Singer Influence? He lives in a SHACK!
Marriage and Unbelievable Actions Explained
Jack Singer People get married and then they do the most hideous, unbelievable things to each other.
Dreams and Family Connections in Love
Jack Singer I dreamt about my mother again last night.
Betsy Was she vacuuming naked?
Jack Singer No. She opened her eyes and I said, Mom, I'm gonna marry that girl, and she smiled.
Betsy Really?
Jack Singer Yeah. Of course she was naked.
Airport Line Frustration
Ticket agent Please, sir, if you don't get back in line...
Jack Singer Then, what? I'll be arrested? Put in airport jail?!
Names and Their Personal Histories
Mahi Mahi My name Mahi. Mahi Mahi.
Jack Singer Like the fish?
Mahi Mahi Yeah. My father was a fisherman.
Jack Singer My father left home when I was 5. That's why I'm named Jack, as in, "Jack tell your mother I'm just going out to get the paper.
Understanding the Concept of Unbeatable Hands
Jack Singer Do you know what a straight flush is? It's like... unbeatable.
Betsy Nolan Like unbeatable" is not unbeatable.
Jack Singer Hey, I know that now, okay.
Introduction of the Flying Elvises Group
Roy Bacon We're the Flying Elvises. Utah chapter.