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A Unique Twist on Love and Romance
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It's a love that's All Shook Up!
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A Unique Twist on Love and Elvis
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A comedy about one bride, two grooms, and 34 flying Elvises.
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A Unique Wedding Comedy Adventure
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A comedy about one bride, two grooms, and a wedding party you won't believe.
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Plans for a Brief Getaway to Hawaii
Jack Singer
Betsy, hi, so what's the story?
Betsy Nolan
I have to pack.
Jack Singer
We can leave! What did you work out?
Betsy Nolan
Um, he's taking me to Hawaii. It's only for a few days.
Jack Singer
Come on. You're so like blithe about this all of a sudden, like you don't give a damn.
Betsy Nolan
Of course I give a damn but this was not my idea okay, Jack? Poker was not my idea.
Jack Singer
Would you please stop crucifying me with this?
Betsy Nolan
Where's my bag?
Jack Singer
He's going to jump all over you the second he gets there.
Betsy Nolan
I won't let him. Oh please, Jack, give me a little credit.
Jack Singer
He'll overcome you. What happens if you start screaming? It's like a jungle over there. He probably has servants and bodyguards and believe me they will drug you.
Betsy Nolan
His son is going to be there, Jack. His granddaughter Tiffany will be there.
Jack Singer
She knows the kid's name already. Listen, you'll be back Monday?
Betsy Nolan
I don't know. Probably Tuesday or Wednesday.
Jack Singer
Tuesday or Wednesday? That's almost a week!
Betsy Nolan
What, you expect us to fly back and forth to Hawaii in 2 days?
Jack Singer
Us? Already it's us.
Betsy Nolan
Oh don't be infantile. I'm trying to make the best of this.
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Perception of Influence in Unlikely Places
Mahi Mahi
Chief Orman have pretty big influence around here.
Jack Singer
Influence? He lives in a SHACK!
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Marriage and Unbelievable Actions Explained
Jack Singer
People get married and then they do the most hideous, unbelievable things to each other.
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Dreams and Family Connections in Love
Jack Singer
I dreamt about my mother again last night.
Betsy
Was she vacuuming naked?
Jack Singer
No. She opened her eyes and I said, Mom, I'm gonna marry that girl, and she smiled.
Betsy
Really?
Jack Singer
Yeah. Of course she was naked.
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Airport Line Frustration
Ticket agent
Please, sir, if you don't get back in line...
Jack Singer
Then, what? I'll be arrested? Put in airport jail?!
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Names and Their Personal Histories
Mahi Mahi
My name Mahi. Mahi Mahi.
Jack Singer
Like the fish?
Mahi Mahi
Yeah. My father was a fisherman.
Jack Singer
My father left home when I was 5. That's why I'm named Jack, as in, "Jack tell your mother I'm just going out to get the paper.
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Understanding the Concept of Unbeatable Hands
Jack Singer
Do you know what a straight flush is? It's like... unbeatable.
Betsy Nolan
Like unbeatable" is not unbeatable.
Jack Singer
Hey, I know that now, okay.
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Introduction of the Flying Elvises Group
Roy Bacon
We're the Flying Elvises. Utah chapter.
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