A Unique Twist on Love and Romance
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It's a love that's All Shook Up!
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A Unique Wedding Comedy Adventure
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A comedy about one bride, two grooms, and a wedding party you won't believe.
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A Unique Twist on Love and Elvis
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A comedy about one bride, two grooms, and 34 flying Elvises.
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Plans for a Brief Getaway to Hawaii
Jack Singer:
Betsy, hi, so what's the story?
Betsy Nolan:
I have to pack.
Jack Singer:
We can leave! What did you work out?
Betsy Nolan:
Um, he's taking me to Hawaii. It's only for a few days.
Jack Singer:
Come on. You're so like blithe about this all of a sudden, like you don't give a damn.
Betsy Nolan:
Of course I give a damn but this was not my idea okay, Jack? Poker was not my idea.
Jack Singer:
Would you please stop crucifying me with this?
Betsy Nolan:
Where's my bag?
Jack Singer:
He's going to jump all over you the second he gets there.
Betsy Nolan:
I won't let him. Oh please, Jack, give me a little credit.
Jack Singer:
He'll overcome you. What happens if you start screaming? It's like a jungle over there. He probably has servants and bodyguards and believe me they will drug you.
Betsy Nolan:
His son is going to be there, Jack. His granddaughter Tiffany will be there.
Jack Singer:
She knows the kid's name already. Listen, you'll be back Monday?
Betsy Nolan:
I don't know. Probably Tuesday or Wednesday.
Jack Singer:
Tuesday or Wednesday? That's almost a week!
Betsy Nolan:
What, you expect us to fly back and forth to Hawaii in 2 days?
Jack Singer:
Us? Already it's us.
Betsy Nolan:
Oh don't be infantile. I'm trying to make the best of this.
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Perception of Influence in Unlikely Places
Mahi Mahi:
Chief Orman have pretty big influence around here.
Jack Singer:
Influence? He lives in a SHACK!
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Airport Line Frustration
Ticket agent:
Please, sir, if you don't get back in line...
Jack Singer:
Then, what? I'll be arrested? Put in airport jail?!
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Names and Their Personal Histories
Mahi Mahi:
My name Mahi. Mahi Mahi.
Jack Singer:
Like the fish?
Mahi Mahi:
Yeah. My father was a fisherman.
Jack Singer:
My father left home when I was 5. That's why I'm named Jack, as in, "Jack tell your mother I'm just going out to get the paper.
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Understanding the Concept of Unbeatable Hands
Jack Singer:
Do you know what a straight flush is? It's like... unbeatable.
Betsy Nolan:
Like unbeatable" is not unbeatable.
Jack Singer:
Hey, I know that now, okay.
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Dreams and Family Connections in Love
Jack Singer:
I dreamt about my mother again last night.
Betsy:
Was she vacuuming naked?
Jack Singer:
No. She opened her eyes and I said, Mom, I'm gonna marry that girl, and she smiled.
Betsy:
Really?
Jack Singer:
Yeah. Of course she was naked.
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Introduction of the Flying Elvises Group
Roy Bacon:
We're the Flying Elvises. Utah chapter.
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Marriage and Unbelievable Actions Explained
Jack Singer:
People get married and then they do the most hideous, unbelievable things to each other.
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