Horror Express Quotes

Captain Kazan Now, anything, anything that moves near that door, kill it!

Dr. Wells But what if the monk is innocent?

Captain Kazan Ahhh, we got lots of innocent monks!

Countess Irina Oh, yes, England. ], crumpets, ].

Professor Alexander Saxton I admire Poland, madam. I believe there is a bond between our two countries.

Countess Irina My husband, the Count Petrovski, says that in the fifteenth century your ] betrayed us to the Russians. Hmm?

Professor Alexander Saxton I hope that you and your husband, madam, will accept my profoundest apologies.

Inspector Mirov The two of you together. That's fine. But what if one of you is the monster?

Dr. Wells Monster? We're British, you know!

Captain Kazan He knows that a horse has four legs. He knows that a murderer has two arms. But still, the Devil must be afraid of one honest Cossack.

Professor Alexander Saxton The following report to the Royal Geological Society by the undersigned, Alexander Saxton, is a true and faithful account of events that befell the Society's expedition in Manchuria. As the leader of the expedition, I must accept responsibility for its ending in disaster, but I leave to the judgement of the honorable members of the Society the decision as to where the blame for the catastrophe lies.

Dr. Wells It's called "squeeze" in China. The Americans call it "know-how".

Professor Alexander Saxton And in Britain, we call it bribery and corruption.

Dr. Wells What are you going to astound the scientific world with this time?

Professor Alexander Saxton You'll read about it in the Society's annual report. A remarkable fossil.

Dr. Wells Fossil? But you've got something live in there, I heard it.

Professor Alexander Saxton You're mistaken!

Dr. Wells You won't need to feed it then.

Professor Alexander Saxton The occupant hasn't eaten in two million years.

Dr. Wells That's one way to economize on food bills.